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Title: Story
Post by: saltydog on October 31, 2009, 21:13:02
Let's try this: a collective story

Each person writes one sentence, then must wait 2 following sentences to write another..

Ok, I'll start:


"As the sun slowly set, he lay in his bunk and could hear the waves gently lapping against the hull..
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 21:15:00
...But then he realised that in fact it was an old man tapping the hull with his stick, to let him know that he had run aground.... :lol:
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Post by: Willmutt on October 31, 2009, 21:18:56
...but then he woke up and found out his wife was slapping him with coloured duct tape in his pale face...
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Post by: saltydog on October 31, 2009, 21:30:45
As he awoke from these nightmares with fright, he looked out of the porthole and was releived to see that the ship was still slowly sailng forwards..
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 21:32:20
So, while he had the chance, he took out his Chart of the Isle Of Man, and decided to plot a course to Larne...but by accident, forgot his 2B pencil...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on October 31, 2009, 21:34:03
So he decided to head to Dover to get some chalk...
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Post by: Willmutt on October 31, 2009, 21:41:33
... but they didn't have any so he bought some duct tape, as REVENGE...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 21:41:59
On his way he became hungry and was glad he had a jar of marmite :doh:
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 21:44:47
Even though he had so much marmite, he proceeded to have several beers, and a bottle of the finest whiskey around....Which made him quite sick,
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Post by: The Ferry Man on October 31, 2009, 21:46:55
And thus he was unable to pilot the ship around the Evil Marmite Overlords vessel...
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Post by: saltydog on October 31, 2009, 21:47:10
As he leaned over the railing to heave, he noticed an island in the distance..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 21:48:39
he crashed his ship onto the island and while he was laying down he saw a plane fly by pulling a banner that said Dover-Calasis in the same enviornment
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 21:50:09
As he took this thought into Consideration, he failed to notice that some Somalian pirates were racing towards him, guns drawn....
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Post by: The Ferry Man on October 31, 2009, 21:50:45
But from the plane overhead jumped a mysterious figure called...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 21:51:27
Stuart2007 with his marmite cannon ::)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on October 31, 2009, 21:52:05
And he proceeded to cover the Pirates in Marmite...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 21:53:51
...Because he thought they'd like the new recipe
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 21:54:28
they said "what is this horrible sticky brown stuff"
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Post by: The Ferry Man on October 31, 2009, 21:55:03
And decideed that they should seek out other prey...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 21:56:27
Whilst listening to some hilarious Irish Prank phone calls that they had found on Youtube...
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Post by: Willmutt on October 31, 2009, 21:59:07
wait, no, wasn't the "why is the rum gone" remix?..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 22:00:35
He then saw the Monarch charter boat in the distance and waved her down  ;)
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 22:01:19
And found that the Skipper had dissapeared...Almost like the Mary Celeste...With no Crew..
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Post by: saltydog on October 31, 2009, 22:02:09
Then the Marmite Man appeared from the skies and declared in a booming voice: "Findest thou the sacred Marmite Jar".., that shall be thy Quest..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 22:04:33
he still managed to get onto the boat and drive himself to New York Harbour  :doh:
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Post by: Willmutt on October 31, 2009, 22:08:05
but he couldn't, his face had been so hard slapped almost every braincell was dead, he couldn't even open the door himself..
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on October 31, 2009, 22:11:49
Then he took a smoke of some wacky backy he had bought earlier, and felt fine again, and sailed all the way back to Marmite Land, where seagulls are made of chocolate, and Spiderman doesn't exist...
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Post by: saltydog on October 31, 2009, 22:15:43
He awoke in the morning in his bunk, with a strange craving for Marmite..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on October 31, 2009, 22:16:06
Then the seagull picked him up and the seagull dropped him onto the deck of the ferry my dad captains in New york harbour.........  ::)
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Post by: Ballast on October 31, 2009, 23:10:10
...when Matt tried so sail away with his fathers Ferry, he found out that there was missing a small bolt on the engine...
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Post by: saltydog on November 01, 2009, 00:13:57
Suddenly, an elephant appeared..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 00:36:19
And all of a sudden a plane landed to the port side of the vessel  ::)
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Post by: saltydog on November 01, 2009, 01:03:07
The elephant, startled by the unexpected landing of the plane, fled..
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 10:16:26
And sat on Matt by accident...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 14:29:26
 :'( So Matt used his macho muscles and threw the elephant into the ocean  :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 01, 2009, 14:31:38
However this made the elephant mad, so he squirted Matt with water from his trunk...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 15:23:12
After cleaning himself up, Matt sailed home and watched an episode of Family Guy...Which he found rather amusing,
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 15:24:45
After watching family guy I flew to ireland to have a boxing match with Jack  :evil:
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Post by: sadsid († 2016) on November 01, 2009, 15:31:04
After watching family guy I flew to ireland to have a boxing match with Jack  :evil:
Witch I lost because jack had 3 leaping leprechaun's with big shalalee's to help him
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 15:36:20
In desperation, Matt wipped out his Chainsaw to try and chop the leprechauns in half, but unfortunately forgot his can of 2 Stroke....So in a last ditch attempt, he threw his chainsaw towards the first leprechaun but missed...Insted hitting an on-coming Wagon which had some angry Monkey's in it...while Eric stood there and said "Smooth Move, Chainsaw man"...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 17:19:13
Little did they know that from living in the ghetto I have running skills, so I ran away I hijacked one of those ugly european trucks..vroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm...problem solved :evil:
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Post by: sadsid († 2016) on November 01, 2009, 17:46:06
Until I discovered that the truck was not european it was agent austins and the vrooooooooooooooom
lasted 2 sec's and I found myself looking at a truck full of angry monkey's
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 17:58:25
So the angy monkeys chased after Eric in their Marmite Injected ex. NASA rocket car...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 01, 2009, 18:01:11
So the angy monkeys chased after Eric in their Marmite Injected ex. NASA rocket car...

Which was being fuelled by a Marmite based fuel...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 18:08:44
they raced all the way to the netherlands to vsteps office and started to complain that Extremes is delayed once again   ::)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 01, 2009, 18:11:23
But from thre office appears a invisble unicycle...
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 01, 2009, 18:14:12
Which ran into Eric, as it emerged from the building....
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 18:22:36
So Fred wrapped his unicycle around Eric's neck, as the gathering crowd roared with laughter at such a funny sight... :lol: :D :evil:
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 18:23:54
So then Terry showed up :P
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 01, 2009, 18:28:23
And ate the marmite from the Monkeys Marmite based fueled rocket  ;D

But then he...
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Post by: gibby12 on November 01, 2009, 18:37:22
And ate the marmite from the Monkeys Marmite based fueled rocket  ;D

But then he...

got sick and barfed on matts face :P

then i laughed and me and matt got in a fight
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Post by: gibby12 on November 01, 2009, 18:40:35
of course matt won with his mecho mucles whene he threw the elphant off the boat
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 18:44:20
So I went over to the pair of ye' and smacked your heads together and through you both through V-STEP's office window...Then Traddles came along and beat Fred up and wrapped his stick around his neck and said "...In my day..........."

 :lol: :D

(Just having a laugh of course :P)
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 18:51:15
 :doh: Then gibby and I came out of the office and smacked jack across the head with a smoked hering (Idea stolen from good ol Aad) ::)
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Post by: gibby12 on November 01, 2009, 18:53:14
then me an matt beat up traddles for hurting fred  ;) :) :lol: :D
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Post by: Ballast on November 01, 2009, 22:04:06
....and then there was complete silence...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 01, 2009, 22:05:17
As people wondered why everyone was fighting...
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 01, 2009, 22:11:16
And then Jonah shouted out "Lets go play ShipSim" ;D
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Post by: Agent|Austin on November 01, 2009, 22:19:59
No one listened, and they stared at their computer, wondering what to do
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Post by: gibby12 on November 02, 2009, 03:33:59
No one listened, and they stared at their computer, wondering what to do

as soon as they found out what to do the power went out at the vstep office :P and ................
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 02, 2009, 03:49:56
Everyone went crazy on the PC's, trying to make them work, and calling Tech Support  :doh:
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Post by: Agent|Austin on November 02, 2009, 03:50:48
but Tech Support also has no power, so
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Post by: gibby12 on November 02, 2009, 03:54:02
my brothers ADHD HYPERNESS generated power and used it to power the PCs  :P   (my brother dosnt have adhd i was using him as ex. but he is realy hyper though)
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 02, 2009, 08:32:01
Everyone woke up the next morning to find they could play Ship Sim again...And we all lived happily ever after...Until Eric called 911/999 after having too many beers with his mates...

Police cars and fire engines screeched around the corner, and....
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Post by: Agent|Austin on November 02, 2009, 08:33:41
tackled Eric.
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Post by: sadsid († 2016) on November 02, 2009, 08:55:22
But realized it was the fisherman from the documentary a life apart so took him to the
police station were he swapped story's about a life at sea. 
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Post by: laganviking on November 02, 2009, 11:07:07
... afterwards he was released, and his stories about being a fisherman were published in the BBC's Panorama. After the press conference promoting the programme, he hit the bar again. Sometime later he staggered back off to the Ship Sim Forum, in the darkness, to seek revenge on ...
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Post by: sadsid († 2016) on November 02, 2009, 11:26:49
The people who started the roumor that he was a heavy drinker when in fact he is like
MAD FRED, TRADDLES ,JOMACH, TERRY, T.J.K and all the other mods just a nice gentle
person who just happens to have a big stick when needed.
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Post by: laganviking on November 02, 2009, 11:33:00
...He got back to the Forum and after hunting the many rooms and floors of the forum found Jacks room. He kicked the door down and found jack in the corner...
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Post by: Stuart2007 on November 02, 2009, 15:24:01
Then he woke up, realising it was all a hideous dream and that he hadn't collectively thought of the most insane story in the history of the planet known as earth...

EDIT:Spelling :(
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Post by: Stuart2007 on November 02, 2009, 15:28:24
But not before he started SSE and enjoyed Dover - Calais in the same environment.

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Post by: sadsid († 2016) on November 02, 2009, 15:48:58
I thought this was the never ending story  ;D
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on November 02, 2009, 17:22:45
"I thought this was the never ending story  ;D"

.....Said Eric, waving his finger around at Wave Music....

Out of nowhere, a hairy cave man named Terry jumped out and ran after Stuart with his big wooden hammer...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on November 02, 2009, 17:53:27
Until Stuart stopped, holding the bread to the Marmite jar, warning Terry to drop the hammer or the Marmite would 'get it'.
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 05, 2009, 00:28:08
and then the Marmite got it and marmite no longer existed............Meanwhile back on planet earth the man was still trying to get to america without an elephant or some other wild thing jumping out of the sky  ::)
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Post by: Stuart2007 on November 05, 2009, 18:31:33
And Marmite was re-incarnated on the bread and was celebrated every year, at a time of year called YEASTer.
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 06, 2009, 16:54:55
Can someone go since I cant go yet :P
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 06, 2009, 21:17:28
"Can someone go since I cant go yet :P"
Said Matt as he read a story to his little brother
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Post by: laganviking on November 06, 2009, 22:06:09
as matt was reading to his little brother in his room, there was a very loud thud. matt got up, put the book down and went into the room beside to find that the Lagan Viking had fallen from the sky onto part of his house  :lol:

http://www.shipspotting.com/modules/myalbum/photo.php?lid=998330 the LV, for those less familar with her ;)
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Post by: saltydog on November 06, 2009, 22:41:29
Luckilly the roof was made of rubber bands, so the Lagan Viking bounced off and landed in the river beside..
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Post by: llamalord on November 06, 2009, 22:49:50
Although the ship landed safely, Matt was struck dead by the rubber bands when they snapped upon recoiling.
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Post by: laganviking on November 06, 2009, 23:12:42
Matt then went up to heaven with his harp and his wings and he stood before a giant and almightly version Fred and Terry, who looked back through the forum only to find that Matt had been a naughy boy so they ...
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Post by: Stuart2007 on November 08, 2009, 12:40:16
Sent him to hell. Which we all know as 'planet earth'.
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Post by: llamalord on November 09, 2009, 00:04:29
Planet Earth being known as "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" all began in the year 2684 A.D. When David Tennant (The Tenth Doctor Who) ...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 09, 2009, 02:58:18
(This story always involves me getting hurt... trying to say something  ::) ) The gods were one day feeling very kind and decided to make me live again!
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 07:51:15
......and Matt he......
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Post by: Stuart2007 on November 09, 2009, 08:19:27
went to see llamalord and asked him what on earth he was waffling on about hockey sticks for.
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Post by: llamalord on November 09, 2009, 12:04:53
And the almighty one replied, " 8) "
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 09, 2009, 12:56:57
Calm Down Dear, it is only some Marmite...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 09, 2009, 14:25:57
Matt then returned to PLANET EARTH for the 10th time to see how the man was doing on his journey and offered him a tour on the yacht his father works on  ::)
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 15:14:49
and suddenly they see this big ...........
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Post by: Stuart2007 on November 09, 2009, 18:31:45
... small thing.
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Post by: llamalord on November 09, 2009, 21:54:21
that was actually quite large. :C
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 09, 2009, 21:57:04
And was filled to the brim with very...
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 22:02:17
..ice creme with......
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Post by: llamalord on November 09, 2009, 22:11:21
dead bodies ontop.
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 22:14:21
and llamalord run scared  home to mommy and ............
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Post by: llamalord on November 09, 2009, 22:16:31
found that she had been turned into a lizard, A shame to all llamas...
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 22:18:32
a lizard he cry  :'( watt shell i do now........
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 09, 2009, 22:23:26
But the lizard grew until it was really big, and chased the Llamalord all the way to...
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 22:27:16
to the harbor and Llamalord  try ed to ..
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 09, 2009, 22:28:00
fight the lizard with a pointy stick. However the lizard broke the stick and ate it...
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Post by: matt5674 on November 09, 2009, 22:28:39
.. When all of the sudden they hear a loud crash of a ship hitting the land and Llamalord looked and got hit by Titanic cause she..
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Post by: TJK on November 09, 2009, 22:30:24
had seen a iceberg and was afraid to hit it with the............
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Post by: llamalord on November 09, 2009, 22:31:02
with doctor who at the helm.
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 09, 2009, 22:32:10
However the Doctor Who got in his TARDIS and  flew away (or whatever Doctor Who does in it) and landed on a Galaxy, far far Away...
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Post by: matt5674 on November 09, 2009, 22:32:56
but was a color revers of our galaxy because..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 10, 2009, 00:51:35
So then he visited Matt in NY and they decieded to try and live their lives without an Elephant dropping out of the sky A marmite monster attacking A boat sinking The world ending Parents turning into animals an inanimate object attacking us etc etc etc ::)
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Post by: llamalord on November 10, 2009, 01:52:05
But they Failed! ;D
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Post by: matt5674 on November 10, 2009, 01:56:16
And the Imperial from Star Wars invades NY, and the Republic depends on..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 10, 2009, 02:57:22
 >:( Ignoring the last two comments Matt decided to make an ocean journey on a 116 ft Nordhaven
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Post by: TJK on November 10, 2009, 03:05:16
and Matt start to  fish after swordfish , and he struggled to get it .....
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 10, 2009, 15:29:50
Because their pointed noses kept pucturing his dinghy...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 10, 2009, 20:17:45
As my dighny started to sink I raced back to the garage of the yacht  ;)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 10, 2009, 20:25:02
Where I leapt on a Hovercraft to take me all the way to...
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Post by: matt5674 on November 10, 2009, 20:52:15
Rome, Italy where they find the ruins that tells..
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Post by: laganviking on November 10, 2009, 21:55:24
there was once a Viking here ;)
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Post by: llamalord on November 10, 2009, 22:54:14
Who was destroyed a long time ago when Doctor Who visited Earth for the first time. ::)
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Post by: laganviking on November 11, 2009, 00:42:37
Scared by that thought, Matt got the yatch lit and blasted his way out of the Med, and back to the Atlantic. Starting to get bored now Matt pushed a button he had not pushed before and .....
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Post by: llamalord on November 11, 2009, 01:01:14
little did he know that this button would cal for the assistance of Doctor Who. ::)
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Post by: laganviking on November 11, 2009, 01:07:39
but instead of Dr Who landing on the deck of the yatch....
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Post by: matt5674 on November 11, 2009, 02:12:41
NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s ghost came to..
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 11, 2009, 02:28:39
ask if I wanted an autograph I relplied Yes and sold it on ebay...meanwhile I was cruising into Miami Florida
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 11, 2009, 02:40:05
When suddenly Matt saw a rogue wave to starboard, got mad at his girlfriend who wouldn't answer the phone, and threw his cell over board  ;D
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 11, 2009, 02:43:12
(Sorry for posting when it isnt my turn But...) Hahahahahahah lol xD  ;D Actually its more the opposite xD Anyways back to this story that mostly involves me  :doh:

EDIT Ill Just continue

So after I did that I knew I couldnt return home without having my will in place so Off I went for a trip around the world  ::)
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Post by: matt5674 on November 11, 2009, 03:05:09
A board the MS Poseidon of Poseidon Cruises and fell into a lifeboat with his favorite..
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Post by: Kapn Jonah on November 11, 2009, 03:08:02
Girl from school! And then....
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Post by: Capt. Matt on November 11, 2009, 03:11:13
 :-*  :doh:  :thumbs:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on November 11, 2009, 11:02:10
found the girl got seasick so left her behind as he sailed all the way to...
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Post by: llamalord on November 11, 2009, 14:39:22
the island of Ithica, The home of Odysseus in Homers, The Odyssey (in ~2000 BCE)
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Post by: matt5674 on December 24, 2009, 02:39:46
Christmas was celebrated on Selsey II when suddenly...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on December 24, 2009, 08:43:13
The Grinch Monster - otherwise known as...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 10:58:08
Scrooge_2007, in his little sailing boat, was mowed over by Selsey II...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on December 24, 2009, 10:59:02
Scrooge_2007, in his little sailing boat, was mowed over by Selsey II...

this made him very angry, so he
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Post by: Agent|Austin on December 24, 2009, 10:59:55
flew his sleigh into TFM's house....
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 11:01:04
And caught TFM with a ferry on the sofa..

 :lol:
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Post by: Matthew Brown on December 24, 2009, 14:17:04
...Then came the deep sounding horn of...
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Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 14:27:33
SR-N4, piloted by McGherkin...
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Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 15:12:10
Who gave a lift to STUART2007 all the way to Jacks house, before beating him to within an inch (2.5cm) of his life.

(but only in a NICE and friendly, festive way of course- I am FIRMLY opposed to violence...)
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Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 15:50:48
Who gave a lift to STUART2007 all the way to Jacks house, before beating him to within an inch (2.5cm) of his life.

(but only in a NICE and friendly, festive way of course- I am FIRMLY opposed to violence...)
 but whene evry one came back to the ss forum we found scars on jacks back from a whip of stuarts........
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Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 15:53:32
  but whene evry one came back to the ss forum we found scars on jacks back from a whip of stuarts........

And then everyone thanked gibby12 for his useful comment.
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Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 15:54:03
And then everyone thanked gibby12 for his useful comment.
then gibby became extremly confused ???
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Post by: Capt. Matt on December 24, 2009, 15:56:55
as always  :evil:
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Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 16:01:54
as always  :evil:
  then Karma hit matt. and a elphant fell from the sky and smashed matts face in
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Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 16:08:40
  then Karma hit matt. and a elphant fell from the sky and smashed matts face in

Charming. And Matt was very upset that the face on his closk was damaged by the 'jumbo jet'. So he sat back, had a pint and wondered what line should come next
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Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 16:10:28
And a Goderator killed gibbys post for being offensive...
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Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 16:11:46
then a lovley nurse came out of no where and fixed matts face and the he thanked her  :-* :-*
Charming. And Matt was very upset that the face on his closk was damaged by the 'jumbo jet'. So he sat back, had a pint and wondered what line should come next
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Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 16:13:06
Before stuart2007 remarked that this storyline is getting more and more ridiculous by the second.
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Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 16:14:17
he.......
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Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 16:15:00
And McGherkin agreed, but knew the story had to continue, so over in the phi phi islands...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 16:16:14
Stuart2007 stepped aboard the smaller of his private yacht fleet, and wondered what it was like when it was the cunard flagship.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 16:33:06
When suddenly, an army of Paddy's boarded the vessel armed...And ordered Stuart to put his hands in the air!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: llamalord on December 24, 2009, 16:36:39
and dance the disco!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 16:45:51
But Stu courageously legged it, and jumped overboard...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on December 24, 2009, 16:47:23
Into the sea if Marmite he had been slowly sailing in
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 16:49:17
So the Irish army surrounded him with Warships...And shot him point blank.

The next day...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 17:00:29
The Irish Navy wondered why the army had taken there warships...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 17:13:44
(Ultimately, Because they are Irish) :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 17:28:50
And what that big black submarine shaped thingy was, whilst they were watched carefully through its periscope by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 17:30:46
Johnny Cash, who was eating...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 17:32:52
Marmite, brought aboard by a stowaway called...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 17:35:16
Captian Ahab, who was thinking about...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 17:37:17
Eating Marmite..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 17:43:39
whilst he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on December 24, 2009, 17:46:42
Drank Marmite  ::)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 17:49:27
And phoned Marmites Anonymous to book a meeting to stop his terrible addiction to...


(If anyone say's marmite, I will throw a chrismas turkey at them  :))
Title: Re: Story
Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 17:54:55
And phoned Marmites Anonymous to book a meeting to stop his terrible addiction to...


(If anyone say's marmite, I will throw a chrismas turkey at them  :))
MARMITE MARMITE MARMITE
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 17:55:03
Marmite


(he said it first!)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 18:02:01
 :D  I guess I kind of asked for it. Now, get back on topic!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:04:31
Chapter 2. Revenge of the Marmite man

Once upon a time, there was a jar of Marmite sitting on a supermarket shelf
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 18:06:32
It was knocked over by a man who said "One down, 10,00000 to go!" This was heard so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:07:42
By a deaf person who didn't know what he said. But noticed that once he knocked it into his basket he went and bought a loaf of bread, a toaster, a knife...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 18:14:25
Whilst he exited the shop a granny scooter with "Go faster stripes" on, mowed over the poor fellow...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 18:16:37
who them with his last words said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:28:05
"Ouch. That really damn well hurt. Why don't you look where you are going with that damned scooter in future. You stupid old bat"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 24, 2009, 18:29:22
The woman then went off on her go faster scooter to the Post Office, to collect her Pension, and heating allowance..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:30:02
Whilst on the way, she stopped in at M&S for some...

Well, we all know M&S stands for Marmite and Spreads
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 18:32:45
(sorry to interupt but whatch it  no cursing on this forum)
that's not cursing....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 18:32:54
Whilst on the way, she stopped in at M&S for some...

Well, we all know M&S stands for Marmite and Spreads
But I turned out for once it had nothing to do with Marmite, and M&S stood for "Machineguns and Sidewinders" and was a military hardware shop...

Title: Re: Story
Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 18:34:03
that's not cursing....
i didnt type that my cusin did he is a bit crazy with a computer
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:34:41
Gibby 12

I appreciate you have only just worked out how to change font size, but don't push the point. Also do not presume to quote my posts back to me. If you are offended by the use of damn- a non offensive and none derogatory word then use the 'report to moderator' function.

But do not quote my own words in such large text, as such action is un-necessary.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:35:19
(sorry to interupt but whatch it  no cursing on this forum)

Oh, and if you're going to start criticising my posts, please buy a dictionary

EDIT:
i didnt type that my cusin did he is a bit crazy with a computer
Then keep your cousin away from your computer or make him sign in under his own name.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Kapn Jonah on December 24, 2009, 18:35:57
Oh, and if you're going to start criticising my posts, please buy a dictionary
HAHA  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 18:36:16
Oh, and if you're going to start criticising my posts, please buy a dictionary

Well said Stuart.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: gibby12 on December 24, 2009, 18:37:08
Gibby 12

I appreciate you have only just worked out how to change font size, but don't push the point. Also do not presume to quote my posts back to me. If you are offended by the use of damn- a non offensive and none derogatory word then use the 'report to moderator' function.

But do not quote my own words in such large text, as such action is un-necessary.

for the last time i let my cusin use my computer he is a bit crazy with them now lets get back on topic please
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:38:38
But I turned out for once it had nothing to do with Marmite, and M&S stood for "Machineguns and Sidewinders" and was a military hardware shop...



Marmite- Machine guns? They are both powerful, useful stuff but deadly to your enemies.

So, armed with her Marmite firing machine guns, the old granny decided that her pensios was too small, so she used her Marmite Machine gun to withdraw the entire contents of the post office before getting onboard her private boat, formerly the Cenred of Wightlink which she just bought for £400,000
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:39:37
for the last time i let my cusin use my computer he is a bit crazy with them now lets get back on topic please

Like I said, supervise your cousin in future- not that I remotely believe that for one minute anyway, so a more blunt message from me would be "THINK before you post"... Or just think fullstop, wherever possible
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 18:41:23
So, armed with her Marmite firing machine guns, the old granny decided that her pensios was too small, so she used her Marmite Machine gun to withdraw the entire contents of the post office

whereupon she found that she only had 50p, so
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 18:56:50
So, knowing that she still had a fiver in her purse, the postmaster pulled out a sawn off and told her to hand it over, whereupon he said "This will help the post office nicely"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 24, 2009, 19:05:44
"in fact it will double their current revenue! Perhaps this will encourage them to stop acting like British Leyland workers and GET BACK TO WORK!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 21:04:56
"Never! It is our duty to act like Leyland workers!" he said slamming the booth door shut. ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Agent|Austin on December 24, 2009, 21:07:34
i didnt type that my cusin did he is a bit crazy with a computer

You should also read the forum rules.

One Account = One Person

:)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 24, 2009, 21:07:46
[since we are making political statements (of which I agee)]

"Never! It is our duty to act like Leyland workers!" he said slamming the booth door shut. ...

Muttering to himself as he walked down the corridor, "More like our duty to act like Leyland-never-workers"

(equally you could use any large company that has Unite (or its previous incarnations) whilst under any Labour government)


I find the name 'Labour' amusing... Since Labour means work and under them no one seems to work.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 25, 2009, 19:24:39
Thought I might kick start this topic again.

At 8:20pm they turned back for home after..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 25, 2009, 19:54:13
Thought I might get in on the act...
....after several rounds of bowling, three lemonades and countless quarter pounder burgers in the back of a mysterious hardware store.
 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 25, 2009, 20:03:06
They then went to a McDonald's, ordering...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 25, 2009, 23:21:37
...another round of quarter pounders with marmite, marmite cola, marmite milkshake, marmite sauce and an edible marmite sick bucket!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: captain Ryan on December 28, 2009, 16:37:17
and to finish a Marmite Mc Flurry  :doh: haha
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on December 28, 2009, 16:39:18
Then they sailed home in the Marmitemobile.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 28, 2009, 16:41:21
Which promptly was stopped by the police, for "Driving under the influence of Marmite"...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on December 28, 2009, 20:26:18
The driver then revealed himself as Dr Terry Russell, and proceeded to pull away from the police officers at frightening speeds.
;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 28, 2009, 20:27:58
In the wrong gear, promptly shooting backwards into a tree...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 28, 2009, 21:41:58
From the leaves of the tree fell hundreds of jars or Marmite, one of which conveniently landed on Terry's sandwhich bread in his lap after falling through the sunroof, top side facing down. All of its contents spewed out into one big pile of Marmite and Terry decided he'd still eat it as it was. The Police succumbed to the Marmite after receiving Marmite darts from the gun on the roof of the Marmitemobile.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on December 28, 2009, 22:28:06
He then proceeded home and the police officers never found him. He was though, discovered by ace detective Wave Music, and was turned in.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 28, 2009, 22:52:14
But to his luck, he remembered he still had several jars of the hundreds that fell off the tree. So, during the search, he offered the officers a Marmite sandwich. They were intrigued by this 'tasty, goey brown susbtance' and removed all of Terry's Marmite, much to his disappointment. When he was escorted out of the building, all charges dropped, the officer at the desk asked, "Why is he free?" One of the others threw him a Marmite sandwich that kept him quiet for ten minutes! As soon as he was out of the building, Terry drove to the bank in the Marmitemobile and withdrew £299.99 to spend on...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 28, 2009, 23:39:09
Once upon a time, there was a community of Marmite worshippers. Who for some considerable time- at least a few months- had happily worshipped the God of Marmitianity.

Then came along the evil darkness of the Terryfer, who had been cast down into the eternal pits of Vegemite by the Lord of Marmite- intent on revenge, he stole the Marmite from the people, and declared himself God of the Church of Marmitianity.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 29, 2009, 00:15:49
Where does this come in? Or have we started a prelude?  :doh: :thumbs: ;) :D
Edit: Chapter 3 I guess!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on December 29, 2009, 00:32:06
"Where does this come in? Or have we started a prelude?  :doh: :thumbs: ;) :D
Edit: Chapter 3 I guess!"

Exclaimed jammydodger!

He then realized, it was only that way because Terry programmed him to think so!..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 29, 2009, 00:48:10
After waking up from my scary dream of being a Terryfied (pun intended  :doh:) robot, I decided I was hungry. I went to the cupboard in the galley to find there was nothing but a large, plastic wrapped box. I removed the wrapping to find, to my surprise, that it was a box of biscuits. To be precise, JammyMarmiters. I took one from the packet and ate it. It wasn't bad, so I had another. And another. And.... another. And another. Another... Until the packet was empty. Still hungry, I decided to look in the fridge. I opened the door, and to my horror...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 29, 2009, 14:03:01
...Wave music ran out with a bag maked, "Swag", jumped out the kitchen window, crashed through a fence, several washing lines and then promptly fell in the sea to be eaten by a mythical sea monster called the "Sea Rusell"...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on December 30, 2009, 00:01:23
And all I saw was a dark figure.  :o
 :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 31, 2009, 18:02:09
And a brilliant bloke named 'stuart2007' wondered why the obsession my MY Marmite...

Promptly afterwards, he passed a law saying that anyone who dissed MY Marmite was likely to be executed. And then they all lived happily ever Marmite.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 31, 2009, 18:14:37
Until a person, sick of constantly eating marmite came and smashed all of the marmite, and made sure there was no way any of it could return.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on December 31, 2009, 18:30:35
Until a person, sick of constantly eating marmite came and smashed all of the marmite, and made sure there was no way any of it could return.

EDITORIAL NOTE: I motion that this sick, sick individual be banned from this topic for his weird, offensive and perverse comments about Marmite.

Said an angry Stuart2007 as he ate his Marmite on toast
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on December 31, 2009, 18:36:40
Until the same fed-up person came and destroyed it, therefore preventing him from eating it.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 01, 2010, 20:43:24
That person was found dead in a large vat of Marmite at London's Marmite factory in Marmyde Park. Killed by, who knows? Another of those dark figures... This one covered in Marmite himself, licking it off as he ran from the building to the safety of his Moody 30 in Wellington Dock at Dover, the Sulac, only to be greeted by none other than...
Queen! The legendary rock band returns. One of them had just put a chicken in to roast, while all of them sang the last few lines of 'I Want it All' - "Gimme gimme gimme gimme, I want I want I want FAT CHICKEN!!!"
The figure collapsed on the jetty, as Queen raised a flag on the mast which had a picture of a jar of Marmite, next to it was the text 'Stuart2007 for Marminister!'
Then came...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 01, 2010, 23:00:52
A gigantic talking lamp post that came running up to him, demanding his money, mobile 'phone and car keys, before instantly morphing into a large caricature of Donald Duck.

Right then, the whole world started spinning- twice as fast as usual- and he fell over in the gutter.

When he woke up, he swore he'd never drink cognac at new year ever again...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 01, 2010, 23:32:10
"That's not a very nice way to treat a defender of Marmitety!" said Marmitus to his wife, Marmiteosus.
 :doh:  :P  :D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: llamalord on January 02, 2010, 00:00:54
Followed by the sounds of the Disclaimer message from the beginning of Uncontrolled Airspace, the general Aviation Podcast.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 02, 2010, 01:30:11
Which were silenced by the thunder of Marmitus destroying the complete General Aviation Podcast as well as all others before, and the recording centres and studios, even the people whose voices were used.
At the end of it all, Marmitus stood up, and poked a boulder which was hanging precariously on a cloud. If fell at ever quickening speeds down to the Earth below, and landed right on top of the funnel of the Red Eagle which was about to dock at Ryde. Instead of what you might expect, (I.e. a huge bang, the waves crashing, the ship sinking) the rock slowed down and made no impact on the ship. The amount of pressure building up beneath it sent it flying, and it crushed the elephent that sprayed Capt. Matt in New York.
Marmitus then decided to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on January 02, 2010, 03:07:18
Fly to Jupiter and meet the might Mad_Fred where he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: kevin1gamer on January 02, 2010, 03:23:13
met a bunch of aliens that...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Minime on January 02, 2010, 03:24:13
were made out of marmite
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on January 02, 2010, 04:45:52
and somehow vanished and were found knocked out in...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 02, 2010, 09:28:31
...a... big... jar... of... Marmite...

(fairly obvious line really)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 02, 2010, 13:29:40
...which was right on top of a crushed case for Windows 7!  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 02, 2010, 18:22:59
Which [insert name of any fed up windoze (sic) user] threw in despair at the o/s as it gobbled system resources
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 02, 2010, 19:57:24
While McGherkin ran the whole lot over with yet another bloody hovercraft...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 02, 2010, 20:09:55
Which was then crushed by the mother of the elephant that attacked Capt. Matt!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 02, 2010, 20:10:36
While McGherkin ran the whole lot over with yet another bloody hovercraft...

Quite WHY the entire contents of the arteries and veins of the innocent bystanders coated the hovermower, is unknown... But McG thanked Stuart2007 for preventing him from getting a goderation ammenment!  ;)

Meanwhile, McG learned that the hovercraft was uneconomical and would be retired in favour of DV monohulls, which would ultimately bankrupt their owner anyway... (not enough miles per Marmite)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 03, 2010, 00:35:36
So all of which were crushed by....the mother of the elephant that attacked Capt. Matt!  ::)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Capt. Matt on January 03, 2010, 02:35:30
After Matt was uncrushed....................................
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 17, 2010, 01:00:34
....the story machine was given a good old size 20 boot by jammydodger.  ;D  :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 17, 2010, 02:45:17
Suddenly, he spotted a ship on the horizon..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 11:15:50
Which was full of Pirates after JammyDodger's...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freddythefish007 on January 17, 2010, 11:48:28
Jammy Dodgers, because they tasted like...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: TJK on January 17, 2010, 11:51:05
Marmite.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 11:53:29
Which was odd, since they were made with strawberry jam, yet...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 18:00:18
Which was odd, since they were made with strawberry jam, yet...

On the bridge of the Pride of Bilbao, now languishing in some drydock somewhere due to P&Os general apathy for trade, their passengers, or staff, the captain had left some Jammy dodgers that TFM found did indeed taste of Marmite... and mould.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 18:06:02
So he got rid of the mouldy bits and ate the rest, before getting taking the Bilbao back to Portsmouth...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 18:23:05
When it re-started running to Bilbao with the newly formed Trans Marmite[time] ferries...

Unfortunaly the former MD of P&O ferries, recently sacked for running the company into the ground, fell of the dock in disbelief at yet another company taking over yet another one of its routes and then trading profitably, and ended up wet.

So the moral of this story is that jammy dodgers are made from marmite and that ferry company directors are total tossers... Yes, now that they have no jobs they spend all day tossing pancakes.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 17, 2010, 20:37:54
Meanwhile, back at the ranch..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 17, 2010, 20:52:39
McGherkin wondered where WM was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freddythefish007 on January 17, 2010, 21:11:43
So he walked outside and found him squished by a rampaging elephant.

EDIT: Spelling
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 17, 2010, 21:13:01
As did Pete..
Was the rumour true that he had been taken prisoner by Amazones, and was now being held in the Brazilian jungle..?
Who knows what designs they would have on his person..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 21:41:21
And people wondered who on this forum might know exactly what has happened to WM...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 17, 2010, 22:07:39
Some say he has gone to Siberia to hibernate..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freddythefish007 on January 17, 2010, 22:18:19
All we know, he's called The Stig
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 17, 2010, 22:28:56
And he allways travels with a bush.. ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 23:11:52
and a pot of Marmite
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 23:12:49
to create scenic pictures of ugly ships in marmite...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 23:16:25
to create scenic pictures of ugly ships in marmite...
REVIEW NOTE: Can a goderator please amend TFMs entry?

I find it grossly offensive to have the word 'ugly' along with the word Marmite...

Thanks very Marmite
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 23:18:08
REVIEW NOTE: Can a goderator please amend TFMs entry?

I find it grossly offensive to have the word 'ugly' along with the word Marmite...

Thanks very Marmite


Review Note: WM likes Ugly Ships... thus he would paint ugly ships...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 17, 2010, 23:27:40
Then, suddenly, our hero spotted a sparkling thing in the water..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 23:56:38
Which came straight from the island in the series 'LOST'
Title: Re: Story
Post by: TJK on January 18, 2010, 00:41:56
And the a Mermaid was swimming to him....
she had not heard about LOST
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 00:54:53
she had not heard about LOST
She should consider herself very lucky....  :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 18, 2010, 02:00:12
And so, our lucky mermaid swam on and on, untill...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 02:02:55
She found out that Christopher Columbus was wrong, there was no new continent and she fell over the edge of planet earth
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 18, 2010, 02:09:26
Fortunately, Worf was passing by on an investigating mission, and he was able to transport the mermaid onboard his ship..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 02:19:13
Fortunately, Worf was passing by on an investigating mission, and he was able to transport the mermaid onboard his ship..

Before barking to her that to fall off a planet without fighting someone was to live without honour, at which point he threw her out (without Marmite) the spaceship, where she landed on planet wavemusic.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 18, 2010, 02:38:27
It was then that Worf told Stuart of his quest: to find and conquer the Monster of Aargh..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 03:43:13
Although Stuart 2007 had no idea what he was trying to say, when he suddenly died yelling "aarrrgh"...

Stuart2007 apologised profusely to his convulsing body, and promised that he would never again touch anything that said "DANGER 20,000 volts DC"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jojo123 on January 18, 2010, 05:51:42
Then he went to the Vikings metrodome and became an viking!!!!! :thumbs:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 18, 2010, 09:39:23
And thus went on a rampage throughtout Marmiteland...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 16:14:18
[why does it always come back to Marmite?]
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 18, 2010, 16:54:55
Thus He Found A Viking Ship, And Sailed It Into An Iceberg.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 18, 2010, 19:05:54
Thus He Found A Viking Ship, And Sailed It Into An Iceberg.

Which jumped into it, honest. An onlooker sighed. his name was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: v.h94 on January 18, 2010, 19:06:46
Hjalmar :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 18, 2010, 19:24:18
And Started Playing A Piano. ( XD )
Title: Re: Story
Post by: v.h94 on January 18, 2010, 19:36:06
That just have felt from a window coming out from nowere :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 18, 2010, 21:16:52
And landed on top of a car owned by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 18, 2010, 21:28:32
McGherkin! And lo, he was sore angry so he went to go have a jar of.... (do NOT say Marmite. Be inventive for once...)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 21:29:29
Jam, that was dark brown, salty, and came in a dark brown glass jar with a yellow lid
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 18, 2010, 21:29:47
As well as Toffee on toast, along with lots of cheese...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 18, 2010, 21:30:19
As well as Toffee on toast, along with lots of cheese...


and Marmite...  :angel:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on January 19, 2010, 01:43:09
And red hot molten metal?.. ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 19, 2010, 01:46:16
And red hot molten metal?.. ;D

Which he found didn't burn his mouth as much as a thick layer of Marmite
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 19, 2010, 02:19:38
And Sir Lancelot Came Along And Ate His Marmite & Sank The Iceberg. ( Impossible )  ::)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 19, 2010, 17:10:11
And Sir Lancelot Came Along And Ate His Marmite & Sank The Iceberg. ( Impossible )  ::)


Very easy to sink an iceberg...

melt it.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 19, 2010, 19:39:38

Very easy to sink an iceberg...

melt it.

but then it wouldn't sink...

It would most likely be hotter then the water around it, so it would still be on top...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 19, 2010, 19:46:20
but then it wouldn't sink...

It would most likely be hotter then the water around it, so it would still be on top...

And McGherkin showed how clever he was by cooling melting it, then deoxygenating the water produced. This would make it heavier than the surrounding water.

EDIT: Strikethroughs!  :doh: Cooling an iceberg tends to freeze it.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 19, 2010, 19:47:11
And McGherkin showed how clever he was by cooling melting it, then deoxygenating the water produced. This would make it heavier than the surrounding water.

EDIT: Strikethroughs!  :doh:

But TFM wondered how removing the oxygen from water would make it heavier...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 19, 2010, 19:48:34
Butr TFM wondered how removing the oxygen from water woulod make it heavier...

If oxygen floats, then water with oxygen in it will float on top of water without. Think of those oil toys with two layers of oil...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 19, 2010, 20:09:22
but then it wouldn't sink...

It would most likely be hotter then the water around it, so it would still be on top...

Actually, a better point would have been to say that as it would be to say that fresh water is less dense than salt water and would therefore sit on top.

But I didn't think it was going to be a physics discussion. He said as he rammed an iceberg so far down TFMs throat that he didn't need to drink for a month... (all in a very nice, non-violent way of course)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 19, 2010, 20:37:54
But TFM got fed up with al this water so went onboard a ferry
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 19, 2010, 20:47:08
But TFM got fed up with al this water so went onboard a ferry

Which crossed the saragasso sea, and its overly oxygenated water caused a reduction in bouyancy... TO overcome this, the captain ordered that TFM be thrown overboard
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on January 19, 2010, 21:21:22
Which crossed the saragasso sea, and its overly oxygenated water caused a reduction in bouyancy... TO overcome this, the captain ordered that TFM be thrown overboard...

Luckily Captain Brown was passing by the ship at that time in the little VSTEP7 and managed to catch TFM on the back of the taxi-boat. It was only then that they both realised what was coming from over the horizon...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 19, 2010, 21:23:18
A

big

pot

of

Marmite

 ;D

(sorry ignore that. Even Marmite loses its fun after a while)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 20, 2010, 00:25:37
And The HMHS Britannic ( Before She Hit A Mine. ::) ) Came Through The Horizon & Hit The Taxi Boat & The Ferry & Sank Them.  ;)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on January 20, 2010, 08:43:52
So the RAF came over and dive bombed Stuarts house with Marmite.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 20, 2010, 08:47:32
at which point stu lost his obsession in marmite
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 20, 2010, 09:37:18
Thus breaking the whole universe...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 20, 2010, 18:21:30
at which point stu lost his obsession in marmite
NEVER.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 24, 2010, 01:34:55
And I Came  To Stuart07 And Hit Him On The Head With A Pole Making Him Forget About Marmite FOREVER.  :angel:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 24, 2010, 11:46:32
Fortunately for all Marmite lovers in Marmiteville, County Marmamite, Marmitaland on the plante Marmitus Loveus, it was only one of Stuart's many clones and thefore Stuart himself kept robotting on and on...  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 24, 2010, 23:12:19
And I Came  To Stuart07 And Hit Him On The Head With A Pole Making Him Forget About Marmite FOREVER.  :angel:


Have you ever tried lighting a match on a bar of soap? Well, you've about as much chance...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 25, 2010, 02:13:25

Have you ever tried lighting a match on a bar of soap? Well, you've about as much chance...

Melt It Without Setting It On Fire.  ;)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 26, 2010, 00:09:54
Melt It Without Setting It On Fire.  ;)

Thanks for that useful insight into soap production and fire lighting...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 26, 2010, 00:26:28
Thanks for that useful insight into soap production and fire lighting...

T_T
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 26, 2010, 01:24:23
Well, Since Staurts Marmite Loving Diagnosise Is Serious, He Found A Ship Called The Eguene (I Dont Know, Dont Have A Name For A Ship  ::) )And Named It The Marmitia.  ;D  :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on January 26, 2010, 08:53:22
To which he whistled the tune "Sail away" to as he passed through the English Channel.

Then....A Ferry came along and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 26, 2010, 13:54:06
was moored up, and left to rust after it's service to Bilbao from Portsmouth was no more...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 26, 2010, 18:25:19
was moored up, and left to rust after it's service to Bilbao from Portsmouth was no more...
UNTIL it was bought by Marmite Maritime services and named 'Y.S. (Yeasty Spread) Marmite'...

And at the launch party, instead of the traditional bottle of champagne being smashed over the bow, it was decided to hit McGherkin over the bow instead.


---
T_T

Thanks for that useful insight to writing rot.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 26, 2010, 20:05:33
And so they did. But the moment McGherkin TOUCHED the hull, he burst into flames. Thsi proved to be a bad omen, for on her maiden voyage she threw her crew overboard, and left to sail the seven seas on her own. Except Terry came along in his invisible-from-the-inside Dortmunder, and roared, '...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 26, 2010, 20:47:14
roared..." this is really quite a silly topic that should either be un-silly or locked" probably. :-X
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 26, 2010, 21:38:02
He woke up from his nightmare covered in sweat, and somehow, tears! He was glad he didn't close the topic in his dream, because he's a rebelerator really!  :angel: ;D :lol: ;) 
Terry started floating upwards, still in a perfectly flat lying position. the duvet was pulled up with him and came off the bed. He righted himself, went to his window, and shouted out into the dark, rainy night "I AM THE TERMINATOR!!!!!!"
 ;) ;D :angel:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on January 26, 2010, 21:43:16
Then promptly expired on the floor, after being hit by a fat man singing "Go compare!, when you doubt, check them out, Go compare!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 26, 2010, 22:03:21
Terry did not in fact expire, as the fat man first thought, but instead was storing energy. He spent five minutes lying there, while the fat man sang about this that and the other... He was eventually found dead, his head hanging from the sign of Terry's local pub, "The Toast and Marmite".
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 26, 2010, 22:41:00
Then DJM came back and said, 'I'm here to cash all the cheques you've been writing, Terry.'
 
:o

Cliff Hanger! Next chapter, start again!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 27, 2010, 00:09:08
Chapter, Uh, Chapter Whatever:



Stuart Found At That His Marmite-Covered Ship Was Actually BBQ Sauce.  ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on January 27, 2010, 01:59:08
The Sauce however, was rotten, which caused him to break into tears which didn't stop for 1000 years.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 27, 2010, 09:38:13
This caused the Earth to have a Noah's Size Flood, so everyone got into Cruise Ferries...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on January 27, 2010, 18:39:32
And sailed to Ireland where they were greeted by Approx 200,000 empty bottles of beer floating around in Dublin Port :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 27, 2010, 19:37:17
useing the bottles, somehow everyone scooped up all the water and sent it to Haiti to help with the Aid effort
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 27, 2010, 20:18:44
Which Later Was Sent Back And Told TerryRussel To Hit Ralphy On The Head With It. The Lusitania Soon Came And.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 27, 2010, 20:52:17
Ralphy asked hmhsbritannic what is it?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 27, 2010, 20:56:37
"It" I The Water You Sent.  ::)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 27, 2010, 21:17:17
Ralphy then had a brilliant idea! with all the empty marmite jars that is left over in stu's house he filled them up with the unwanted water and left descritly
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 27, 2010, 21:28:33
And Stuart2007 Hit Ralphy On The Head For Stealing His Marmite Jars.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 27, 2010, 21:34:36
at which point ralphy was knocked down but not out. hopefuly to return at a later date to contribute to this topic....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 27, 2010, 22:29:39
Terry The Terminator saw Stuart do that, and promptly walked over and shouted:
"I AM THE TERMINATOR!!!" in Stuart's face, ruining Stuart's hair and giving him whiplash. Stuart turned round and slowly hobbled off towards the beach, as the sun set in the sky leaving its orange Terminator Grey mark across the sea and land... Terry The Terminator looked on.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 27, 2010, 23:22:48
As Which The P6 Dutch Patrol Ship Of Port Of Rotterdam, Came And Kicked The Terminator To Malfunction, & Locked Him Up. Stuart Then Happily Enjoyed His Marmite. Ralphy Was Thrownt Into The Ocean Since He Ate Stuarts Marmite.   :lol:  ;)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on January 28, 2010, 08:52:08
Whilst IRI5HJ4CK watched this all from a distance falling off his chair in laughter... ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 28, 2010, 16:17:39
As Which The P6 Dutch Patrol Ship Of Port Of Rotterdam, Came And Kicked The Terminator To Malfunction, & Locked Him Up. Stuart Then Happily Enjoyed His Marmite. Ralphy Was Thrownt Into The Ocean Since He Ate Stuarts Marmite.    :lol:  ;)

He dies.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 28, 2010, 16:18:27
He dies.

Horrifically.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 28, 2010, 17:36:04
atleast that's what stu thinks...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on January 28, 2010, 22:18:09
atleast that's what stu thinks...

But he reappears in IRI5HJ4CK's Towing Server as a ghost and howls "I bring warning from the future, do not buy SSE, it will be full of bugs and cause your pc to crash reapeatedly!"....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 29, 2010, 01:31:31
But he reappears in IRI5HJ4CK's Towing Server as a ghost and howls "I bring warning from the future, do not buy SSE, it will be full of bugs and cause your pc to crash reapeatedly!"....

Spooky....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 29, 2010, 08:06:10
And so McGherkin prepared for school...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on January 29, 2010, 09:09:51
As he arrived at the school, he found it floating in the sky..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on January 29, 2010, 17:01:32
and he fired a SAM Missile at it, making it plumet back down to earth with the sound of...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 29, 2010, 17:43:53
feet in marmite
Title: Re: Story
Post by: laganviking on January 29, 2010, 18:10:40
...which doesn't sound as good as Ship Sim Radio, but may taste better  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 29, 2010, 21:48:07
Then McGherkin returned home from school, and tried uploading a 5 min video to youtube, and as yet it has taken 2 hours. so McGherkin said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: HmhsBritannic on January 30, 2010, 15:00:16
Then McGherkin returned home from school, and tried uploading a 5 min video to youtube, and as yet it has taken 2 hours. so McGherkin said...


...."CURSE THESE STINKING GADGETS!" And Threw His PC Away.  ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 31, 2010, 14:43:37
He threw it from his window, and landed in a rather conveniently place rubbish lorry, cracking and splitting every join in the computer and making noises to boot. The lorry then drove off, as McGherkin hung is head out of the window desperatly and watched the truck disappear. That was when he noticed that there was a Barclays Bank over the road, rather conveniently placed next to a shop selling Alienware computers....  :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 31, 2010, 19:51:55
So McGherkin got on the rollercoaster, and the rest was history.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on January 31, 2010, 19:59:31
shortly after that Ralphy strangly climbed to the roof of his house and shouted out...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 31, 2010, 20:00:40
PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!!!! (now how do I get down?)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 31, 2010, 20:37:27
Or at least Gherkin THOUGHT it was history, until the rollercoaster got jammed half way through the perilous, thirteen layer spiral.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 31, 2010, 20:45:05
And fell into Ralphy Shouting from Rooftops...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 31, 2010, 20:48:41
Which resulted in a trip to Marmitipatal (Hospital) for the occupants of Ralph's house and everyone who rode the rollercoaster that day. All their injuries were treated with the best cure of the modern age: Marmite.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on January 31, 2010, 21:09:31
Until the invention of Hovercraft!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on January 31, 2010, 22:18:35
Best cure = hovercraft? Owwwch....
So all people with any bone injuries were all laid out in lines and run over by a hovercraft. Lovely!  :2thumbs:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 01, 2010, 08:49:34
when the hovercraft started it's run over the people Ralphy got up and decided he was much better and didn't need the hovercraft treatment
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 01, 2010, 14:29:55
But the hovercraft ran him over anyway and he was instantly and painlessly cured, and Ralphy loved hovercraft for evermore.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 01, 2010, 16:28:42
at which point Ralphy remembered that the first hovercraft, the SR.N1 was built in cowes
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 01, 2010, 19:00:58
And shortly realised that ALL the Saunders Roe hovercraft were built in Cowes. 'How Silly of Me!' he said. But Little did he know that creeping up behind him was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on February 01, 2010, 22:51:11
nothing, so then he went home and played SS10 but on his screen these words did appear...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 02, 2010, 08:19:13
WARNING!!!! YOU ARE USEING A PIRATE COPY DUE TO THE FACT THAT SSE HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED. THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ARREST YOU!!! At that point Ralphy gulped and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 02, 2010, 08:22:16
Legged it...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on February 02, 2010, 10:46:00
To portsmouth where he stole the HMS Victory and at the top of the mast he put the flag of...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 02, 2010, 17:05:19
the isle of wight

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YuTUzBBALhA/Sdta0y2mgfI/AAAAAAAADJI/hepQFE8foIA/s400/Isle+of+Wight+flag.jpg)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on February 02, 2010, 17:49:56
But it was replaced by this: (http://gcaptain.com/maritime/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/744px-pirate_flag_of_rack_rackhamsvg.png)

And he was blown to bits by the american airforce who mistook him for a british tank...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 03, 2010, 08:32:02
lucky for Ralphy the pride of bilbao was passing on it's last trip out of portsmouth so he jumped on the back and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on February 03, 2010, 08:45:54
accidentally fell...And got drawn in by the swirling propellers :evil:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 03, 2010, 16:11:25
and whilst the propellors sucked him in, he crashed against the rudder and broke it. Up on the bridge, hundreds of red warning lights came on. 'Oh flip, we've sucked in another forum member' said Captain...?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 03, 2010, 16:16:06
Wave Music, returning from his long 3 week voyage from
Title: Re: Story
Post by: marcstrat on February 03, 2010, 16:21:30
Are there any more left,was his first idea......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on February 03, 2010, 17:25:09
'No' Came the reply from NathanC who was living in a cardboard box in the corner of the Forum...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 03, 2010, 17:34:27
However a strong wind ripped the roof from Nathans Carboard house...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 03, 2010, 18:29:31
and sent it flying all the way to Portsmouth, to the Pride of Bilbao and churned up in the propellers. Of course they all broke in to tiny pieces and were flung in the air by a massive explosion (which somehow did NO other damage...).
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 06, 2010, 09:04:52
apart from the damage to hms warrior which then sank 2 feet and then hit the ground
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 06, 2010, 20:17:45
...then exploded into millions of tiny pieces...
Tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 06, 2010, 21:00:28
while this was happening Ralphy took the solent cat back to cowes, he then ran up to his house and hid under his bed shaking hoping nothing else would blow up
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 06, 2010, 21:19:30
...at which point Ralphy's house blew up into millions of tiny pieces...
Tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle...
The next house blew, and the next, and the next, and the next....
Eventually, all of Cowes was destroyed. The Isle of Wight was lifted, along with the UK mainland and Ireland, up into space by giant elephants, as the Earth sat exploding and exploding again and again into....
MILLIONS OF TINY PIECES!  :doh: Tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle...tinkle...tinkle...tinkle...tinkle... tinkle...PSSST! Tinkle...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 06, 2010, 21:20:32
At this point WM woke up to realise that this was all just a bad dream, but decided it was too early, so went off tyo go and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on February 06, 2010, 21:27:23
At this point WM woke up to realise that this was all just a bad dream, but decided it was too early, so went off tyo go and...

...found someone in his room.  "Who...  Who're you & what are you doing here?" - asked WM.  The guy answered: "Oh I see...   Believe or not, but I'm Ferryman."  "Is that a joke?" - replied WM back, to which the guy answered: "Of course it's not, I'm Ferryman from SS forum, remember me?  Yeah, that Ferryman who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, has no girlfriend & so on..  Can't you understand?"   So WM replied:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 06, 2010, 21:29:33
Why are you in my house?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 06, 2010, 21:40:48
To Which the Ferry Man said

"I am here to show you the error of your ways"...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 06, 2010, 21:58:53
WM then got very scared and -
oh. Sorry. I mean, WM sat there staring at TFM with a sarcastic look on his face, for a few moments. He then whizzed around the room using his magic powers, appearing as just a blurr. The door was flung open, WM sped out, and TFM hobbled along behind him until he reached the stairs, when he fell to his knees and said to himself...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 06, 2010, 22:05:31
Your Post deleting ways are a pain in the stern, could you refrain from doing it in future...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on February 06, 2010, 22:08:24
To which WM replied: "Sorry, I can't help myself" & went outside, leaving Ferryman standing alone on the knees with a sad look on the face...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 06, 2010, 22:09:04
To which WM replied: "Sorry, I can't help myself" & left Ferryman standing alone on the knees with a sad look on face...

I suppose The Quoting man Will have to visit you as well in the future,...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 06, 2010, 22:54:42
WM then travelled far and wide to the many unknowns of the Earth, and beyond!
Eventually, WM arrived at an island near Borneo. He went to visit the only inhabitant of the island, Kensuke, a wise man who lived in a cave. He got to the cave, peeled back the cloth that was used as a door, peered inside and said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 06, 2010, 22:57:32
'Hi WM! What brings you here? Not the old Marmite again?'
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on February 06, 2010, 22:58:49
'Hi WM! What brings you here? Not the old Marmite again?'

So you mean there was like 2 WMs?  Is it again the WM epidemy?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 06, 2010, 23:20:32
Owww.... you messed it all up!  :doh: :evil: ;)
WM was meant to say something not the wise man... GET IT RIGHT!  :doh: ;) :lol:


and said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 07, 2010, 19:22:54
'a post was deleted. Not my fault.'
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on February 09, 2010, 15:03:53
Inside the cave it was dark..Only a candle was burning in the distance, illuminating a door..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 09, 2010, 17:32:33
So WM opened the door and he found...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 09, 2010, 17:41:00
SR-N4 the Princess Anne heading straight for him. So he did the cleverest thing, and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 09, 2010, 17:44:13
closed the door and ran
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on February 09, 2010, 17:47:31
straight into a giant spider web, which bounced him back through the doorway and down the staircase to..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 09, 2010, 17:49:17
the door again! The SR-N4 was still approachig at a rate of knots, and WM started to run again.

However, the wall was far too weedy to stop such a thing as a Mountbatten class hovercraft, so it simply crashed through the wall and...

Well, WM wasn't crushed. Sure, he was knocked over by the skirt, but then the skirt passed over his head, and like in the eye of a storm, there was relative peace. WM got up, then was promptly hit by the other end of the skirt.

Looking on, a figure was heard to say...


(EDIT: required slight modification to make it work because Pete got there before I finished typing  ::))
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on February 09, 2010, 17:57:23
Meanwhile, WM, in his usual fashion, continued to observe the proceedings behind the bushes..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 09, 2010, 18:45:34
because if he was to go into broad daylight then the men in white coats...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 09, 2010, 22:06:09
Would stare at him from distant clifftops, and run away like chimpanzees when he saw them.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 09, 2010, 22:07:50
This would annoy the Men in Blue coats as they would be tied to chairs and forced to watch WM until he went back indoors...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 10, 2010, 17:49:36
to have his morning cup of marmite number 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 or his afternoon cup of marmite number 1/2/3/4 or his evening cup of marmite 1/2/3 or night time cup of marmite number 1/2/3/4  ;D
Guess the forumula  :lol: :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 10, 2010, 17:51:11
This annoyed Stu as it took presious Marmite away from him, so he decided to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 10, 2010, 18:10:06
Give up drinking Marmite and sniff it instead.  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 10, 2010, 21:42:29
Just then Gordon Broon arrived at Dover, fell in the sea and due to a strike by the French workers now working the port, no one was available to stop the useless piece of flotsum from drowning...

Just as Stuart2007 tried to help him out of the water, someone pointed out that standing on his head saying "damn it, drown you piece of 'seaweed'" wasn't helping.

To which, Stuart2007 said "tough"

and then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 10, 2010, 21:48:24
McGherkin came over from another topic in a hovercraft, said 'Stand Back, Stu!' and finished the worthless politician off...

From the sidelines...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 10, 2010, 21:54:07
To which point tuart2007 warned mcg that saying such things could be classed as incitement to murder... and WORSE could be classed as criticising the government (and thereby being a devisive influence).... Just as Stu said that (too late) Fungus McBrown announced that he was going to use the civil contingencies act to suspend parliment and run the country with the executive of the privvy council...

McG, who was arrested as an enemy of the state said "it's ok. my lawyer will get me off... After all, this IS Britain..."
To which, Stu replied..."Sorry McG. You are right. This IS Britain."
McG replied "Ah, damn. I've just realised how stupid it is to rely on a fair trial, since the CTA abolishes right to trial by jury..."
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 11, 2010, 08:04:31
But then McGherkin rightly pointed out that Stu was just as responsible as McGherkin, since until he arrived, Stu was
standing on his [G.B.s] head saying "damn it, drown you piece of 'seaweed'"


We are both enemies of the state. But only one of us is a complicated computer algorithm designed to post in a human-like way.


Meanwhile...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on February 11, 2010, 08:56:09
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 11, 2010, 15:39:01
Not in a pub! They were Stu, Jack and McGherkin, and they were at Dover, or Douvres as it's now to be called. Jack calmly said to Stu...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 11, 2010, 17:20:32
"I AM NOT &*(^&%^& STRESSED! ALLRIGHT?"  >:(

Then Stu said it was down to Jack drinking too much Irish Guinness, and why didn't he have a proper pint of British lager, made by either Stella, Kronenburg or Carlesburg...

But then he saw on the TV news-
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 11, 2010, 20:07:49
Le Douvres est acheter a la Francaise!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 11, 2010, 20:20:41
To which Stu said "M*e^d%!" and chucked the TV out of the window.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 11, 2010, 20:24:25
To which Stu said "M*e^d%!" and chucked the TV out of the window.

However it landed on top of Jammydodger, who then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 11, 2010, 20:27:47
Exploded in a cloud of red, and left one of his trademark biscuits on the floor, on top of his grey flat cap. Jammydodger was then seen at nearly midnight in...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 11, 2010, 20:28:53
The Middle of nowhere, just off the M6, in just his...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 11, 2010, 20:33:58
Flat cap (which mysteriously teleported after the Jammydodger biscuit was eating by a passing MP), red devil pants and black socks!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 11, 2010, 21:35:21
...and a ja of Marmite, which-
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 11, 2010, 21:36:31
exploded, covering jammy dodger in marmite from flatcap to Red Devil Socks...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 11, 2010, 21:40:24
In a sulk, JD went to see TFM... Who by now was living in the New French Republic of Douvres.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 11, 2010, 21:43:06
@TFMYou mean black socks. The boxers are Red Devil. GET IT RIGHT!  :doh: :evil: ;) :thumbs:

Jammydodger was then knocked down by the swinging arm of a passing crane. A crane? Operating, at 20mph going down the Douvres dockside..  :doh:
The crane was driven by a 2D cartoon character from Germany. He wore a blue shirt which matched his blue tights, and black shoes on his tiny feet. He had hair like a baby, only slightly more. Leaning out of the window, he said to himself "Right into mein trap..." before his head was ripped off by the wall of the tunnel it hit. (tunnel?  :doh:)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 11, 2010, 21:47:05
[I'd like to add a brand new chapter...]

One day, Dover was sold to the Europeans!


[Nah, forget it. Such ridiculous fiction could never happen. TOO unrealistic.]
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 11, 2010, 22:19:09
One day, Dover was sold to the Europeans!

Don't forget that we are fully paid up members of the EU now...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 12, 2010, 00:12:34
Don't forget that we are fully paid up members of the EU now...

Just like we were in 1066... Britain regained its right to self Governance (apart from a brief period with William of Orange... (Blame the Dutch! (Europeans again!!!))).

It was attempted again from the late 1700s until early 1800s (blame the French- Napoleon!) and it was attempted again in 1939.

GO AWAY EUROPE! Britain is NO LONGER WORTH INVADING... Unless of course you plan on invading for reasons of regime change... In which case, you are all welcome my dear, dear European friends... (Is now a good time to mention that our government has dossiers of mass deception which can be emailed to Europe in forty five seconds

Joking aside (for those with no humour) I AM NOT anti European at all, just anti limp wristed, self doubting, nation hating, apoligistas who run our country and stop us taking an ACTIVE part in our worldwide responsibilities (not including bombing stone age countries).
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 12, 2010, 08:21:04
And seems to hand out free money to people who deserve it least... Namely the people who snapped the badge off the front of my mum's car the other day...  >:(
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 12, 2010, 09:04:32
HOW do you know that it was done by an expense-fiddling MP?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 12, 2010, 12:48:00
MP/Chav=same thing...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 12, 2010, 18:36:26
R.e. Napoleon - He was actually Corsican. He just led the French (just  :angel: ).
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 12, 2010, 18:37:27
Chapter XXI

So All the members of the SS Forum and also Napolean were sailing together in a boat, when...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 12, 2010, 18:41:22
Napolean said to the others "I am going-a to change-a my name-a! My name-a is-a now-a, 'Napoleon'! How do ya like-a da new-a name-a?" to which the other commented...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 12, 2010, 18:59:29
R.e. Napoleon - He was actually Corsican. He just led the French (just  :angel: ).

Napoleon? Which particular gentleman of that generic name do you mean?

Hitler was Austrian
Blair is Scottish

It is quite common for madmen to rule countries in which they were not born.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on February 12, 2010, 19:04:08
Then, suddenly, he awoke from his dream.. it was not a chat...It was a story..
 So he turned to the doorknob to find inspiration..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 12, 2010, 19:29:12
And behind the door was the newly promoted goderator, named saltydog.


"No. I am NOT a goderator," cried SD....

"Really?" Asked Lord Marmite. "You sure act like one."
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 12, 2010, 20:07:52
So Lord Marmite grabbed hold of the door knob and entered the room, to discover...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 12, 2010, 21:41:39
the chairman and managing director of PO ferries cowering behind a jar of Marmite, worrying about what will happen to them and their jobs once their owner realises what an appaling job they do.

"There, there." Lord Marmite said. "You can do what all other failures do- join the British government."


EDIT: Typing.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 12, 2010, 21:46:50
Jammydodger then flew into the room through the open window, again, wearing nothing but his Red Devil pants, black socks and grey flat cap.
He burst out laughing, in a similar way to that of Jimmy Car. He sat, laughing louder and louder for around 5 minutes, being stared at by all others in a room with that "weird alien" look on their faces. He then brought himself to complete composure, and, with no emotion at all on his face, turned to the window, and flew back out into the sunny skies of England.
Inquisitive about the mysterious flying biscuit man, Stu went to the window to watch. He notice that...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 12, 2010, 21:48:32
JammyDodger in his pants had nominated Stu to be Prime Minister, and was elected the next day, so he decided that the first thing he would do would be to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 12, 2010, 21:49:39
cry his eyes out on national TV, jump in a pink flying limo, disappear to Borneo, and leave Eddie the Eagle to run the country (in that order  :angel: :doh:).
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 12, 2010, 22:03:29
in actual fact it turned out to be the formation of 2 new laws

Anyone who laughed like James carr, gets locked up.
Anyone who has an obsession with red devil pants, black socks and grey flat caps, gets locked up.

Then he realised he was onto a winner if he locked up anyone who had less intelligence than himself...

With that, 58 million people disappeared.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 12, 2010, 22:05:55
And JD wasn't one of them, oh no. JD in fact, had gone straight home and was looking through his wardrobe as he saw the news of the new laws on TV. He quickly removed his cap, pants and socks, and instead, put on a complete tweed suit complete with tweed hat and shoes! He put on a Vic Reeves face, gained 1 stone, and then flew out of the window once more...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 08:56:43
And at that point, Prime Minister, Lord Marmite 1st decreed that it is also now ilegal to wear tweed...


But, apart from that, was he shocked when it turned out the alien from star trek/wars actually was real and it went of to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 08:58:37
[OFF TOPIC POST... Isn't this topic great? You can post total utter rubbish in order to increase your post count, and the goderators can't do anything about it (within reason of course!)....

What other topic can you talk about flying ships, Marmite et al and not get banned...? Not many topics about Marmite, OR flying ships...]
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 13, 2010, 13:17:01
JD decided to play it safe...
He knew that everyone in Britain loved Marmite...
So he bought a giant vat, filled it with Marmite, and jumped in!
Standing at the window once more, he took a look outside, and flew back out.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 13:33:43
To which point Lord Marmite said that this topic is a total waste of time and getting more pointless, except for ONE redeeming feature... It is a good way to increase post count.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 13, 2010, 13:37:02
This meant that Stu was hunted down by Lord Marmite himself and shot in the buttocks with a pure gold bullet.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 13:38:20
What is behind your strange obsessions..  ???

Anyway, I AM Lord Marmite the first of Marmiteland.... And it would be a terryble shame if I had to fight anyone to prove it  :evil:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 13, 2010, 13:39:25
I dunno Stu... I am both seriously nuts and sick minded  :angel: :evil: :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 13:40:02
Well, that's what I thought. But I was too polite to say so  ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 13, 2010, 13:40:39
I'll just up my post count with this one then  :D ;) :doh: :angel: :evil:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 15:09:50
-he said, as he posted another pointless post  ;D

But just then came the deep rumbling of an angry goderator who turned out to be in fact, a guest...

But that was nothing like as surprising as what happened next, which was-
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 13, 2010, 15:18:06
Nothing.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 13, 2010, 15:18:20
Followed by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 15:18:35
MORE nothing...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 13, 2010, 15:19:18
Followed then by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 13, 2010, 15:24:29
A dwarf saying quietly "cheese."
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 13, 2010, 15:29:48
At which point TFM said... Cheese!!??? And went running to find the cheese.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on February 13, 2010, 15:31:12
Ralphy then walked in, after being at the hospital after JD exploded his house punched him in the face and said
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 13, 2010, 15:34:53
"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle..."
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 13, 2010, 15:42:50
Before saying "stoke me a slipper. I'll be back for lunch."
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 13, 2010, 15:54:01
And Lo! McGherkin got his laptop confiscated for modelling hovercraft late into the night...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on February 15, 2010, 17:17:32
So instead, turned his hand to world domination by taking over...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 15, 2010, 18:06:24
The Marmite factory
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 17, 2010, 01:28:28
*BUMP* which blew up in a massive cloud of dark brown. All the Marmite proceeded to fly very slowly up into space, as the men in the space station put some toast on, licked their lips and waited.
Meanwhile, in the Micronesian islands, home of the cannibalsus mannus, something very unusual was happening, which, for once, had nothing to do with Marmite! It was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on February 17, 2010, 09:18:38
Nothing. But then suddenly...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 17, 2010, 13:24:00
The Micronesian islands were lifted from the sea, and dumped in George Bush's back 'yard'.
"Now how deyd thayt geyt theyre, theyn?" He asked himself, peering out of the single window in his completely black room.  :angel:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 18, 2010, 21:22:14
With its bars on the window, locked door and only tony blair for company.

Meanwhile OUTSIDE their cell awaiting trial in the hague...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 19, 2010, 18:01:39
Were the Clangers.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 19, 2010, 18:03:53
And Bangers and Mash, awaiting to go over to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 20, 2010, 20:21:37
And Bangers and Mash, awaiting to go over to...

Over to Bilbao, from Portsmouth on the Pride of Marmite.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 23, 2010, 23:16:47
Which.... was sunk my a marmiteorite half way across the Med. This sparked outrage from the community of science, as this had not been forseen. So, as always they blamed...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Saphire on February 25, 2010, 15:26:27
... Ferryman...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 25, 2010, 16:46:36
Who wodnered what he had donw, so Wave Music explained...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on February 25, 2010, 17:04:20
....to Ferryman that's "done", not "donw".
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 25, 2010, 17:05:55
To which TFM replied yes, but my Spellchecker on Firefox has dissapeared, and I type too fast  :doh:. So WM said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on February 25, 2010, 17:16:30
"Use Opera then!  :thumbs:"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 25, 2010, 17:23:57
But TFM Said how he liked using Firefox...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on February 26, 2010, 00:41:56
To which Shane said.."I use Firefox, and my spell checker is working fine".
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 26, 2010, 09:38:00
However, TFM checked and saw it said: "British English Dictionary - not compatible with Firefox 3.5.8"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on February 26, 2010, 16:00:30
then Shane said: "Use the American English Dictionary, the only different words are 'harbour' and 'colour'." ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on February 26, 2010, 16:17:30
and clanky pointed out that they also spell anything ending in ise wrong too!  :P
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 26, 2010, 17:36:31
However, TFM had apparently made an update so it should work, but when errors were made no red squiggle was found...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on February 26, 2010, 19:18:30
"Maybe," Firestar thought aloud, "You should try seeing if any others are having the issue".
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 26, 2010, 19:30:26
TFM replied by saying he had run the update again, and now has Spell Checking back... thus the tale of the SpellChecker was finished; However meanwhile over at
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on February 26, 2010, 19:35:58
the incredible exploding Marmite faactory
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 26, 2010, 19:50:15
Stu was found to be...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on February 26, 2010, 19:57:24
stabbing...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on February 26, 2010, 20:09:09
mopping up the mess with slices of toast

EDIT: oops missed he new page

stabbing......

TFM with
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 26, 2010, 20:10:34
As he cut down zombies made from marmite...

Edit: Thanks for the edit  :doh:

With a knife made from Marmite that splattered on contact...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on February 26, 2010, 20:25:18
And was mopped up with slices of toast by Stuart :)...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 26, 2010, 20:30:35
When suddenly! Nothing happened. But it happened fast, mind you. The next moment...

[One day I'm gonna copy this whole topic down, compile it into a book and read it to my kids (assuming I have them by then) ...)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:18:57
@McG: Best idea I've ever heard in my entire life.  !:)
 :D :lol:
Why don't you publish it?  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:21:30
Why don't you publish it?  :doh:

'Because I have no money!' McGherkin Said.

Just then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:25:52
A publisher offered to publish McG's book for free. It sold many millions of copies. The best feature was that it kept updating itself to include all story posts here as they came.
But one day, a sad man who wore nothing that wasn't black, who lived in a black shack, in which everything was black, decided he'd had enough of McG. So he asked TFM to make up a plan. Unfortunately, that plan involved Burger King three times, so he had to find someone else...
That someone was, the one, the only....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:26:46
McGherkin, who decided to use...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:27:23
Robert Mugabe to kill himself... (?)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:28:55
and wooden board, a harness and a bobsleigh.
Mugabe later pulled out of the plan after arguments over who owned a large 300 mile square area in the Micronesian islands.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:29:47
The owner got annoyed, as the owner was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:30:44
shipfan55, who did not like this one bit.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:31:14
So he decided he would...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:34:10
resurrect the Cheryl Cole vs Sausage Roll topic, with a picture of a Giant Sausage Roll.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:35:09
Which was in fact much larger then Cheryl Cole, and could also...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:35:48
sing better than her...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:36:28
And could also
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:37:26
Charm the eyes off a fat man...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:37:55
Hpwever this lead to the Sausage Roll...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:38:53
being eaten, and this made Simon Cowell very angry, so he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:39:55
declared war on the land of sausage rolls, and thust started the infamous Sausage Roll War...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:40:35
The war caused John Prescott to go mad, and he ate Cowell, ending the war.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:41:57
But Prescott was not appeased, and he ate every sausage roll in the world. He then went and lived in his birdhouse (£10,000, Expenses)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:43:18
Before building a completely new, giant island in the middle of the Mediterranian (or however it's spelt), building a little duck house on it and moving in there (another £575,000 expenses of course).
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:43:50
And then filling it full with lots of different food and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:44:50
Drooling over the food for 5 seconds, then the tempation was too much. He ate it ALL, and somehow he only gained 10 stone.   ;)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:47:57
However the island started sinking...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:48:52
So he threw the duck house off. It stopped sinking, and actually rose into the air because of its light weight... ( :doh:)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:49:30
Howevere he found he was still sinking so had to call in a doctor with heavy duty Liposuction...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:51:19
Which didn't work...
So Prescott threw himself into the Med and promptly bounced 50m into the air on contact. He though he would bounce again. Nope. He went right down to the bottom in a matter of seconds.
Fireworks went up in the sky, and people celebrated all over the World.
But...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:52:24
Fish ate all enough of his fat that he floated back to the surface...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 18:54:47
but he also had no hair, and even more scarily, no clothes. He was run over by a brand new 40ft sailing yacht, skippered by my dad and with me at the helm. We watched with laughter as a mass amount of red spurted from the back of the boat.
We sailed back to Dover, to get ready for the big Moody meetup later in the year. It was then that we met someone we never thought we would.... <insert name here that isn't John Prescott  :doh:>
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 28, 2010, 18:55:37
The one... The only...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on February 28, 2010, 20:05:20
Michael Jackson...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on February 28, 2010, 20:14:40
Who did one of his classic dances, tipping his hat, ruffling his arms and legs, and did a backflip into the marina water.
He got up, opened his mouth to speak and out hopped a kangaroo. He then  sank as was NEVER EVER seen again, and he lived a happy afterlife in heaven.
Geoff and James then decided to go to the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 08:11:06
Winter Olympics 2010 Closing Ceremony
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 08:55:55
But got there a week to late, so instead decided to
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on March 01, 2010, 10:00:59
go moose hunting, but couldn't get a gun license, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 10:36:25
Hunted them with a pop rifle
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 11:34:52
But the moose got angry so threw cow pats back at them until they run away to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 01, 2010, 17:39:11
Shane's sister Crystal's house. When they got there, they were astonished to see..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 20:16:47
that the roof had blown off and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 20:36:02
There was nobody there, except McGherkin who had spent his entire morning frying rheostats by running AC current through them.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 20:36:53
This set the floor alight, as Crystal returned, who shouted at McGherkin...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 20:38:51
for being such an idiot, to which McGherkin complained that there really wasn't much to do, and could she possibly open the window to let some of the smoke out.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 20:43:06
She then pointed out that the house had no roof...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 20:45:05
However the amount of smoke generated by the burning components was so vast that it simply would not clear, not even with the roof off, and that an open window might just do it.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 20:53:46
So the window was opened, letting in a strong wind that blew the smoke away as well as...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:06:36
TerryRussell, who had been hiding under the floorboards.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on March 01, 2010, 21:18:02
TerryRussell, who had been hiding under the floorboards.

Thinking up yet more extemely minor amendments to existing models in a bid to pass them of as some major creation...

Meanwhile, under the same floor boards, hid the beast of...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 21:18:40
the Dover-Calais in the Same Environment, the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:20:57
SR-N4, and the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 21:21:54
Big Ugly and hairy,...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:25:47
Russell Brand.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 21:26:30
This scared every female within a 500 mile radius to go run and hide, causing...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:28:29
Tiger Woods to go insane. But, McGherkin did not care for Tiger Woods, He only cared for hovercraft.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 21:29:29
Thus he went out and brought a hovercraft and took it to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: NorthStar-Eble guy on March 01, 2010, 21:52:36
the solent and randomly crushed small vessels... :evil:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:58:35
Only one of those vessels was Selsey I, and it exploded with such force that a hole was torn in the side of the hovercraft.

(http://www.hovercraft-museum.org/images/damage3.jpg)

(RIP the passengers who died in this crash.)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 01, 2010, 22:03:11
The hole was so big, it was bigger than the last time Crystal had measured her waist size..;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 22:04:30
Then Firestar disappeared, never to be seen again.  :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 01, 2010, 22:10:39
...at least, that was what they thought. He was then voted the leader of the Russian-Hawaiian Trade Federation. A company that specializes in the disturbing task of..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 22:12:18
Trading Hawaiian Shirts and Russian Fluffy hats from Hawaii and Russia to
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 01, 2010, 22:14:56
Anakin Skywalker..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 01, 2010, 22:15:27
Who felt he would need them if he were to ever go to a volcanic planet...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 01, 2010, 22:24:13
Which later in time, he found out he did. He was much pleased to have access to the appropriate clothing. He was then confronted by none other, than the legendary, Pjotr van Schothorst..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: NorthStar-Eble guy on March 02, 2010, 00:19:21
And then he made a rap video that include davy crocket... ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on March 02, 2010, 01:06:12
Who was eating a jar of, err,... jam.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 02, 2010, 12:19:44
of the flavour jam, but he dropped the jar onto a...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on March 02, 2010, 18:39:27
barrel, which contained some weird brown liquid...
(what could this be?)
He cast off the pieces of the jam jar despite the cuts they made on his hands, and opened the barrel up to see the bounty inside....
wait for it...
wait for it...
bit more waiting...
and more waiting...
and just a little bit more...

HEY PRESTO!


IT'S CHOCOLATE!  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: NorthStar-Eble guy on March 02, 2010, 21:40:47
But then he ate 1 gallon of the chocolate and then, later in the night puked it up and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on March 02, 2010, 21:41:36
Found out the hard way where motorway service station food comes from
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 02, 2010, 23:22:05
At the same time, shouting

"asdfghjkl;;lkjhgfdsaasdfghjkl;'lkjhgrfewq"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 02, 2010, 23:29:37
Which confused everyone so they asked what he meant, to which he replied...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 02, 2010, 23:37:41
":LKJHGFHJKL:LKJHGFGUIUYGFVHBJKHGCFV BN<M>>?"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 02, 2010, 23:46:47
Until Someone decided they didn;t like that language so they...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 02, 2010, 23:49:25
Spoke Faroese instead...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 02, 2010, 23:52:33
However no one spoke this either so they decided to go onboard a ferry and sail to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 02, 2010, 23:57:49
The Faroe Islands, where EVERYONE speaks Faroese. (Get Anfinn here..xD)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on March 03, 2010, 00:00:18
However Anfinn was no where to be seen so no one knew what the people they met were saying...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 03, 2010, 00:07:10
Until they learned that 95% of the Faroese population over 11 speaks English...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Minime on March 03, 2010, 00:24:53
og so kom gamli føroyingurin og fekk øll at undrast...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on March 03, 2010, 00:30:57
And then Shane said..."What does that mean, Anfinn?"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 11, 2010, 22:08:04
Ralphy suddenly jolted and relised that shane asked the question over a month ago, in response Ralphy...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 11, 2010, 22:19:18
Went onto Google Translate, and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 11, 2010, 22:24:41
Og lærði hvernig á að tala íslensku...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: laganviking on April 11, 2010, 22:24:59
....found that in the drop down bar there was the option to translate to WM language, which would probably look a bit like.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 11, 2010, 22:31:06
I love doing this.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Kapn Jonah on April 11, 2010, 22:32:04
then Ralphy went nuts and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 11, 2010, 22:37:58
This is becoming ridiculous. I don't even have time to put them on the internet.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 11, 2010, 22:40:44
Just before Ralphy clicked on OK The third option finnaly was avalibale
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 11, 2010, 22:45:07
only it wasn't.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 11, 2010, 22:46:35
yet it was
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 11, 2010, 22:48:48
This is becoming rather silly.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 11, 2010, 23:07:50
so after averting disaster Ralphy...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on April 13, 2010, 11:33:11
...went offline.  But WM & his evil ferry assistant TFM are still online, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on April 13, 2010, 11:34:23
The mayhem was guaranteed to continue...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on April 13, 2010, 16:21:56
and continue it did as TFM let loose a.........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 13, 2010, 18:34:05
cream squirter, Before TFM got tackled and banned by Fred he had managed to hit...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 21:03:27
McGherkin. McGherkin became sore distressed, and he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: clanky on April 13, 2010, 21:54:18
stared a giant food fight, in which...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 13, 2010, 22:19:20
and ate McGherkin, then walked out...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on April 13, 2010, 22:59:12
So he got into his hovercraft...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:04:05
And bravely retreated.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Shipaddict on April 13, 2010, 23:07:08
While the monster decided it DID want him after all and caught the next available hovercraft from Southsea.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:22:51
But the monster was slowed by a broken down fastcat and McGherkin got away retreated to a safe distance.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Shipaddict on April 13, 2010, 23:26:25
Where he decided to try and find some strawberry jelly... :)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:32:21
But McGherkin remembered that all the jelly was in the terminal at Southsea, and since the monster was there he couldn't go back and get it.

Then McGherkin remembered that he actually doesn't like jelly anyway and sat down to play with his hovercraft.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Shipaddict on April 13, 2010, 23:36:31
And in his haste to play with his hovercraft, he ripped it's skirt and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:39:11
He apologised profusely, but she walked off.

Oh, wrong kind of skirt.

However this was not a problem as the skirt was a finger skirt and therefore he just replaced the finger with great ease. Because that's what finger skirts are for.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Shipaddict on April 13, 2010, 23:41:08
And he continued to play merrily with his hovercraft all dat until the monster finally arrived from Southsea.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:43:45
But by now it was hungry and asked McGherkin where all the strawberry jelly was.

McGherkin continued playing with his hovercraft for the rest of the day.

The next day, in a completely unrelated incident...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Wave Music on April 13, 2010, 23:51:37
Does this count as a story?  ;D

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVER OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS, DON'T STOP, THIS IS FREAKY.

1. Say your name 10 times.
2. Say your mom's name 5 times.
3. Say your crush's name 3 times.
4. Paste this to 4 other forums. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday, but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck! SEND THIS TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

(Please don't actually forward it.. ::))

About 15 or 20 people (if you can call them that) got blocked for spamming with that on my videos on YT.  Aren't you one of them, Shane?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:54:01
Haven't you had the one about the little girl who will kill you if you don't copy paste this to 500,000 people?

Chain mail. A great way for uncouth individuals to harvest people's email adresses, for dodgy usage.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 13, 2010, 23:58:50
   /
/|
/ \

Look, Bob has no head. He has also got slimmer (because i accidentally deleted his torso)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 14, 2010, 00:07:15
Good decision.


NEW CHAPTER

CH. 483738377.37

The Horrible Thing of Horribleness.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 14, 2010, 10:51:53
For the first time in 2 weeks Ralphy...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on April 14, 2010, 10:52:43
Decided that he would go and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 15, 2010, 08:08:01
McGherkin over what is a better way to travel from Ryde-Portsmouth, Hovercraft or....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on April 15, 2010, 09:46:30
The FastCats or The Wight Ryders...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on April 15, 2010, 10:09:37
Then, a man in a golden robe appeared and said: "Better ten birds in the sky than one in the hand"..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Shipaddict on April 15, 2010, 10:11:22
And then suddenly started trying to sell you dodgy light up souvenir versions of the Wightlink FastCats...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on April 15, 2010, 12:14:54
after the last 10 birds fell from the sky due to the volcanic ash, Ralphy won the death match against McGherkin and declared that the old fastcat's were the best and they will be greatly missed RIP   :'(
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 15, 2010, 15:15:47
Except they weren't. McGherkin rose back from the dead (like I wish the N4's would) and smote thee down.


'FASTCATS SHALL NEVER RULE!!!' He said quietly.


Then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: captain Ryan on April 18, 2010, 19:42:25
The ground started to shake violently . . .
Title: Re: Story
Post by: jammydodger on April 26, 2010, 21:12:00
And jammydodger was reborn! Into...
himself.
Very original.
Yes, I'm back. For about 5 minutes. Just saying "hello again, sorry for not posting those pictures."
Bye, see you when SSE arrives on my doormat.
jammydodger then went to his house, and died on the doormat.  :sleepy:
Meanwhile, in the hills of Japan, a master martial arts black belt was teaching a class to his students in the shrine when suddenly...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on April 26, 2010, 21:22:09
Pjotr came in. He wanted the students to deliver copies of SSE to people all around the world! He chose them because he wanted all the copies out by June 6th, and all the planes had broken down due to rubbish addons spewing from the volcano that is Virtual Sailor! He relied on the students' agility and speed to get them out in time.

The master addressed his students. This was a very serious task, with a high reward. If they did it quickly enough, then Pjotr might well be able to slip SR-N4 into SSE before they went out. One of the student's ears pricked up at this. That student was called...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on April 27, 2010, 00:39:20
Jan Deelstra
...who wanted to deliver all the copys rapidly to all mailboxes.
but pjotr sad "No", i will give you an adress where you should bring a copy.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on June 20, 2010, 11:19:13
when Ralphy shouts "Why has this topic been dead for so long?"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 18:50:38
Then a mummy ran into the room and screamed "I like cake!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on June 20, 2010, 18:51:47
Which confused people because...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 18:52:41
He looked fairly dead..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on June 20, 2010, 18:57:00
And had a sandwich in his hand
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on June 20, 2010, 19:02:43
because everyone was looking to the mummy, they did not see that all the copy's of Shipsimulator Extremes were stolen  :o :
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 19:16:58
which made people cry...whilst the mummy pointed at TFM and said "Do you like cake?"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on June 20, 2010, 19:39:21
to which TFM replied not unless it looks like this (http://www.thepaintedeye.com/anthonys_boat_cake.jpg)

in response to that the mummy said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 19:47:34
"RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* HULK SMASH and killed TFM.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 20, 2010, 19:49:59
but then it appeared TFM was not dead but knocked out
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on June 20, 2010, 19:52:43
STOP THIS VIOLENCE!!! Boomed Mad_Fred. at which point Ralphy swung through the room on a vine with a machete and diced Fred's head
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on June 20, 2010, 19:55:56
Ralphy then continues his rampage by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 20, 2010, 19:58:21
By  breaking all the computers in the office.

But suddenly the ocean dream comes running and started strangling ralphy
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on June 20, 2010, 20:03:09
luckily for Ralphy TFM awoke from his sleep and said to ocean...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 20:07:23
"I love you"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 20, 2010, 20:10:11
But the ocean dream looked at TFM  and knocked him out again with his own ferry book :evil:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 20:11:37
...then ShipAdddict walked into the room....and swiftly walked back out again...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on June 20, 2010, 20:12:07
followed swiftly by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 20, 2010, 20:12:38
IRI5HJ4CK...who said to Mike "Do you like cake?"

To which Mike replied..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on June 21, 2010, 02:50:31
I like cake, It is really good to eat.  !:)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 21, 2010, 16:29:16
but then McGherkin came into room and stole at the cake of off cptnchris his own hands....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on June 21, 2010, 17:37:32
...then over the speakers came an annoucement from VSTEP saying...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on June 21, 2010, 17:48:38
'There will be NO SR-N4 in SSE. Oh, and the release is delayed again.'

McGherkin swiftly fell to the floor, curled up, and died.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 21, 2010, 18:00:45
Then the ocean dream grabbed the computer wires and rapped them around McG.....

....BUT SUDDENLY!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on June 21, 2010, 18:04:40
... The bow of the Seabourn Legend came plowing thorugh the building in a big cloud of dust, and out came...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on June 21, 2010, 18:07:38
IRI5HJ4CK, who said "WEHHH wasn't that fun?" jumped off, and decked Lagan Viking for fun...then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 29, 2010, 23:29:49
Devin Came in dropping the anchor on Jack, Woopsie!  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 30, 2010, 00:31:48
When jack awoke he was lying on the main console of the berge stahl :doh:
Then he noticed its 11PM in the night....he knew he went sleep walking onto the berge stahl
then......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 00:57:11
Sea Shepherd Rammed his ship because it was leaking oil  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RMS Gigantic on June 30, 2010, 01:59:40
The eco-terrorists fled, however, as fog settled, and a loud, ominous triple-toned steam whistle sounded.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 02:18:54
The eco-terrorists fled, however, as fog settled, and a loud, ominous triple-toned steam whistle sounded.....

The Titanic Came from the depths
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 30, 2010, 14:41:37
The dead bodies came out of the titanic and climed abourd the sea sheperd and berge stahl.
And they started chasing every one :evil: :evil:
But...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on June 30, 2010, 19:08:02
Small children on the forum didn't like this, and cried, and made oceandream feel bad.

So McGherkin took him up in Concorde, and all went well until...

EDIT: Something tells me there was an excellent oppurtunity to advertise how much I like the awesome scary game Cold Fear. Ah well, it's mentioned now.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 30, 2010, 20:39:14
But when the concorde reached 30000 feet.
The ocean dream ejected McGherkin out of the cockpit :evil:.
And....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on June 30, 2010, 20:41:57
McGherkin parachuted down on to the Hovercraft Museum.

But guess who was waiting for him?

It was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 20:58:21
Dog Chapman from dog the Bounty Hunter
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on June 30, 2010, 21:00:46
But McGherkin summoned the cast of Operation Repo, who not only took his car but also beat the lights out of him.

So McGherkin said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 21:02:06
Crap I forgot to eat Lunch, so a Bunch of Japaneese Fisherman Offered him Whale
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 30, 2010, 21:02:24
before McGerkin said something, he needed some mosnter too drink.
So..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 21:06:05
before McGerkin said something, he needed some mosnter too drink.
So..

he got a bull to pee in a bottle and drank it and was more hyper than ever so decided to put his drink into production and called it....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on June 30, 2010, 21:10:50
Relentless.

He then went and got a can of Monster which blew his mind.

BUT...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 21:12:06

Nothing matched the taste of his brand Relentless
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on June 30, 2010, 21:14:31
Except Monster.

Anyway, Relentless doesn't sponsor anything so McGherkin preferred the only drink which supports people like Micheal Schumacher, Lewis Hamilton, Ken Block, Vaughn Gittin Jr. and many, many more.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 21:24:28
But then Relentless was chossen McG's Favorite Hovercraft to be sponsered on it
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on June 30, 2010, 22:41:54
However TFM got bored with all drinks so replaced the lot with
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on June 30, 2010, 23:17:48
peanut flavored egg rolls
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on June 30, 2010, 23:40:59
But McG noticed something was missing.
He said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 01, 2010, 00:18:07
theres no egg in my roll
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 00:25:34
Then he remembered there are eggs  in his SR-N4.
When he arrived at the pier he noticed his SR-N4 was stolen :evil:
so..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 01, 2010, 00:28:15
He went to investigate and found that it wasnt stollen just somebody had grabbed a knife and popped the Hovercraft  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 00:32:11
McG yelled "Curse you ginger wolf god and take my gingser soul away!!!"
But suddenly!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 01, 2010, 00:38:57
McG yelled "Curse you ginger wolf god and take my gingser soul away!!!"
But suddenly!


A Bull Ran over him and not just an ordinary bull it was a
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 00:47:04
a bull with pointy hoofes and lazer guns wrapped around him :evil:.
and McG...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 01, 2010, 01:19:11
mounted the Bull and destroyed the Norwegian Epic then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 02:57:58
TFM..Who in the meanwhile was cleaing his ferry (Pride Of Hull.) who is the drydock. he heared the loud explosion  from the norwigian epic and saw a large peace of the azipod flying towards his ferry (POH), and the azipod ripped some blue paint of the port side.
TFM yelled..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 01, 2010, 04:50:15
TFM..Who in the meanwhile was cleaing his ferry (Pride Of Hull.) who is the drydock. he heared the loud explosion  from the norwigian epic and saw a large peace of the azipod flying towards his ferry (POH), and the azipod ripped some blue paint of the port side.
TFM yelled..

BEEEP BEEP BEEEP ****** ****** ******
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on July 01, 2010, 09:12:47
But McGherkin came back and kicked derriere with his SR-N4, which wasn't affected by the 'popping', since a hovercraft can function without a skirt.

So McGherkin...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 14:48:34
started buffing out all the scratches of his hovercraft.
He lookes back and notices TFM comming towards him.
TFM says..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on July 01, 2010, 15:01:01
A ferry! (of sorts)

He was about to hug it when...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 15:08:35
When a bucket of blue paint fell down from the top of the POH
but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MrFlappy102 on July 01, 2010, 21:22:07
It missed him by inches. But since he was busy watching it fall he didn't notice...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 01, 2010, 23:48:49
that there was a propeller blade missing on the port engine propeller.
so he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 02, 2010, 00:01:49
Bought a Solid Gold Propeller that said MVEsperanza is Awsome  ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 02, 2010, 00:24:49
but suddenly the MV Esperanza noticed it was a propeller blade from his own ship.
soo he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 02, 2010, 00:28:38
Ordered a Repo  ;D the POR and when MVE tried to get away on his ship (the MV Esperanza) kept going in circles then.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 02, 2010, 00:39:11
He said "All stop!!"
But suddenly! :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 02, 2010, 00:41:36
The boat Had a big shutter and the repo was done and the propeller was back
Title: Re: Story
Post by: TJK on July 02, 2010, 07:34:38
Instead the MVEsperanza  got the anchor change into the propeller and ruin them and the rotor was badly damaged when she tryed to stop a wailing ship  ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: MVEsperanza on July 02, 2010, 07:39:12
they accidently rammed the nisha maru and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Ralphy on July 02, 2010, 07:57:37
sank beneath the sea leaving nothing but bubbles, but these bubbles were special because
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 02, 2010, 08:28:44
They looked like they had IRI5HJ4CK's face on them :evil:

Then suddenly the bubbles turned into a big tidal wave and Jack made some funny faces, then pushed his arms forward and....

(http://www.tipiloschi.net/nino/ninoland/TheMummyImhotep.jpg)
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Post by: TJK on July 02, 2010, 09:25:39
Jack was frustrated cos he did not reach it to tug her into.......
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Post by: oceandream on July 02, 2010, 14:27:44
the port too complete his mission
so he...
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Post by: MrFlappy102 on July 03, 2010, 19:07:17
smashed the control panel of his tug with a hammer and got into his life raft. It drifted for weeks and ended up...
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 19:26:30
somewhere in the atlantic ocean :o.
But suddenly beneath him the " (British nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine HMS Vanguard)
stopped all engines and emptied all tanks, and started rising upwards
then.....
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Post by: McGherkin on July 03, 2010, 19:42:25
It had to come back to Plymouth for a refit :doh:

McGherkin came and replaced it with a hovercraft. Who needs to swim with fish when you can FLY!!! (about 2 feet off the ground :doh:)
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 19:46:38
And after hours of working on the hovercraft McG was exhausted from all the work.
But the oceandream said too McG...
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Post by: McGherkin on July 03, 2010, 19:49:51
'Can I have a go in one of the new Astute class submarines?'

(http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/astute/images/8-ssn-astute-submarine.jpg)

(There's no propellor because it's top secret and couldn't be included in the picture)
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:13:16
Yes said McG.
The oceandream became wild from exitement ::)
Later that the same..McG was in his Freedom90 and the oceandream in his new Astute class submarine
Suddenly the oceandream noticed and said too McG" Your port propeller is missing" :evil:

Soo McG..

(Yes mcg i know about these type of pics)
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Post by: Ralphy on July 03, 2010, 20:16:30

Later that the same..McG was in his Freedom90 SR-N4 and the oceandream in his submarine.


Bravley climbed out of the cockpit window and started walking back to where the missing prop was suppose to be and...

(if the prop design is top secret why would they film how they build it?)
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Post by: McGherkin on July 03, 2010, 20:18:01
But McGherkin said that he had had the worlds best idea, propellerless hovercraft!

(http://www.appliancist.com/dyson-air-multiplier-table.jpg)+(http://www.ship-hunters.be/picture%20of%20the%20month/potm%202009/Jpeg/freedom%2090.JPG)

EDIT: SR-N1 Didn't have propellors Ralphy, only a lift fan...


DOH :doh:
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:21:08
Soo now the oceandream knew why McG gave him a propellerles submarine.

In the meanwhile..
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Post by: Ralphy on July 03, 2010, 20:22:19
Whoops spelling mistake i mean SR-N4  :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 03, 2010, 20:23:36
Said Ralphy, as he climbed from the cockpit of a BH7...
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Post by: McGherkin on July 03, 2010, 20:25:42
Said Ralphy, as he climbed from the cockpit of a BH7...
(http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/4444/187216_orig.jpg)


McGherkin looked on admiringly, as the BH7 is basically a baby 'N4.

BUT!!!!....
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 03, 2010, 20:26:49
From out of the misty Solent came...
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:28:20
a creepy ghost ship...
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Post by: RYAN123 on July 03, 2010, 20:29:25
called the black pearl ...
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Post by: McGherkin on July 03, 2010, 20:29:35
piloted by IRI5HJ4CK, who was after...
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:33:12
ralphy who stole their treasure chest ;D
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Post by: RYAN123 on July 03, 2010, 20:33:48
SUDDENLY there was a big BANG and
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:34:38
and the treasure chest exploded into a million peaces
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Post by: RYAN123 on July 03, 2010, 20:35:58
then out of the blue oasis of the seas came and squashed the black pearl
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:36:52
who was piloted by...
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Post by: RYAN123 on July 03, 2010, 20:39:04
a sheep called baarb
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Post by: oceandream on July 03, 2010, 20:49:37
the sheep sad "beeehhh"
then...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 03, 2010, 21:05:38
it ran off with the Captains hat  :o
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Post by: RYAN123 on July 04, 2010, 20:47:10
and jumped overbord and landed on ...
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Post by: oceandream on July 04, 2010, 21:01:03
a tugboat wich was assisting the oasis of the seas.
But then...
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Post by: Firestar on July 05, 2010, 00:03:35
the 450000000 degree weather..
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Post by: oceandream on July 05, 2010, 03:47:13
made the ocean water the start booiling rapidly...Suddenly from beneath the cooking water!...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 05, 2010, 10:49:53
Lept a giant leprachaun...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 05, 2010, 11:59:20
called IRI5HJ4CK...that said..
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Post by: Nathan|C on July 05, 2010, 12:11:10
"I'm sat in the Stena Office now!"
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Post by: McGherkin on July 07, 2010, 11:36:36
"Playing Stena Monopoply!"
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 07, 2010, 12:00:39
Then, suddenly...
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 14:57:31
IRI5HJ4ACK won the game and McG said::)
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Post by: Ralphy on July 07, 2010, 16:12:35
damn the game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29)

EDIT: 500th post!!!
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 16:21:41
until McG noticed that IRI5HJ4CK was cheating.

Soo he...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 07, 2010, 16:42:33
tatooed "The Game" All over Irish Jack...
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Post by: thom301 on July 07, 2010, 18:04:27
No seriously ''the game'' ??   ;D

Irishjack was ofcourse verry mad because he lost  :D

and said loud to McG '' I lost the game'' wich made McG think about it...
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 18:35:02
He tought "where is my game skills when i need it"?
 then..
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Post by: trialguy on July 07, 2010, 19:21:10
he whent onbaord a pirate ship,
and sailed to the Caribbean
but suddenly....
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 07, 2010, 19:23:07
So Jack got fed up this and decided to deck MCG and declared. "I win"

 ;D Then...
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 19:27:05
McG said too jack.
ARRRGGHHH JACK!..FOR THAT YOU MUST WALK THE PLANK! ;D

Soo Jack...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 07, 2010, 19:28:45
Got to the edge of the plank...but then...
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 19:43:03
The top of the HMS Vanguard came above the water line just b4 Jack jumped into the water...
The hatch goes open and out comes the oceamdream and says "Jack jump in here in you want too live"
Jack bravely jumped and....
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Post by: MrFlappy102 on July 07, 2010, 20:02:17
Fell down the ladder climbing in hitting his head very hard. He was knocked out and saw (in his dream)...
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Post by: thom301 on July 07, 2010, 20:04:20
the norwegian epic  ;D

 he thought.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 20:06:14
Am i dreaming or is this for real?
but then..
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 07, 2010, 20:09:29
...they all woke up to reality to find themselves in a bath tub, and they were just imagining their little games whilst playing with plastic ships...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 07, 2010, 20:10:09
Then Jack said..

"Why the hell am I in a bath tub with people from Ship Sim?!"
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 20:12:03
Then Matthew Brown  told jack...
Dont you remember we just docked and now where at famous reinnasance hotel :doh:

jack....
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 07, 2010, 20:52:06
everyone in the bathtub and their little rubber duckies and ships wondered what on earth OceanDream meant by the reinnaassance hotel?...
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Post by: oceandream on July 08, 2010, 02:16:18
So the oceandream explained too them when they arrived at the pier...
he had too carrie them too the hotel cause they were asleep :doh:
So....


(EDIT: Reinnasance hotel at curacao "very famous,big and expensive hotel")
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 08, 2010, 09:33:50
They got to the hotel, but realised it was to expensive, so instead stayed at...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on July 08, 2010, 09:45:37
McGherkin's Hovercraft B&B, where...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 08, 2010, 09:46:33
you slept on board a hovercraft...
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Post by: McGherkin on July 08, 2010, 09:49:17
It was a wonderful hotel, because when they woke up, they found that McGherkin had flown them to Goodwin Sands, and left them there with the tide rising on all sides! :evil:

But Jack had an idea...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on July 08, 2010, 09:55:25
... He would simply phone up his new found friends at the stena office, to send out a rescue party!...

 :2thumbs:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on July 08, 2010, 10:00:58
But when Stena Leader came to rescue them, she ran aground!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on July 08, 2010, 10:15:47
... So Stena then had to send out the Stena Express to rescue the "shipsim bathtubbers" and the Stena Leader crew!...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 08, 2010, 10:23:00
But that run aground too. So they decided to ring up for a hovercraft....
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Post by: McGherkin on July 08, 2010, 10:41:30
But McGherkin was in posession of all of them.


He was, however, willing to negotiate.

The ransom demand was to have SR-N4 in SSE.
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 08, 2010, 10:53:04
however, they decided to get a RIB from one of the ferries and put it on the sands - when the tide came in there was enough water to escape to...
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 08, 2010, 13:37:03
...Dover,where they anxiously awaited to see if there were any new ferries to take them on the new DCITSE route...
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 09, 2010, 10:58:35
...but VSTEP were keeping quite on any new ferries, so they all got onboard the Pride of Rotterdam! All the way to Calais, but what they didn't know was that there was a mystery onboard the POR, a very dark one...

 :thumbs:
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Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 16:56:57
when suddenly an airhorn blows " HOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the airhorn came from the oceandream..he said" HELLOO! this topic is becoming dead! wake it up!"
so...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 16:57:54
Peopkle rushed into the thread and tripped over...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:03:42
and looked at the oceandream and said "what did we miss?"
he replied...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:04:18
What did you Miss? Really great stuff... Such as...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:05:54
the world cup finall 2010 of HOLLAND VS SPAIN.
Everyone...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:06:30
Thought this was ridiculous, since...
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Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:08:24
since the finnal has not ened yet :doh:
so..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:09:00
they went to sit down to find that someone had broken the chair...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:10:17
then it appeared the chair had been broken b4 they even sitted on it :P
so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:32:05
They decided a ghost must have broke it, so called for the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:39:29
ghost hunting exquipment.
wich appeard one hour later...but before they realised it was night already.
so...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:43:07
they set up the equipment, when...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:48:19
the ghost appeared and sad "THE FERRY MAN! ill will take over your body! :evil:
TFM...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:48:58
Decided he didn't like the ghost, so decided to
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:50:56
run too the oceandream who was strong and ask too protect him..
he..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:51:35
felt the ghost was too scary though, so said to TFM...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:53:18
NO WAY!
the oceandream ran off too his room and locked the doors and windows :doh:
so..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:53:43
The ghost walked through the walls...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 17:55:18
and the oceandream fainted when the ghost came in his room.
then..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 17:57:06
TFM felt the ghost was too strange, so called the Ghostbusters, who sang their song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ) as they removed the ghost...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 14, 2010, 18:00:55
Jack said "Hmmm the TV is knackered again", so TFM suggested that...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 18:02:11
we borrow a tv flaatscreen from McG.
so....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: laganviking on July 14, 2010, 18:08:29
...but it was from Tescos so naturally it was broke..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 14, 2010, 18:12:12
So laganviking borrowed vh94's TV...and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 14, 2010, 18:16:54
decided to watch...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: laganviking on July 14, 2010, 18:17:03
...quickly discovered that he was missing The Simpsons on Channel 4
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 18:21:17
soo the quickly added the channel.
untill...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: laganviking on July 14, 2010, 18:24:54
...until he could smell his dinner burning
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 18:27:47
until the oceandream saw his spagethi burning. :o
he....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 14, 2010, 18:37:05
decided to let it burn anyway and watch the Simpsons...then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 14, 2010, 19:31:33
when everybody was watching the simpons
one of them noticed...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 19, 2010, 19:56:24
All of the spaghetti was burning,
so one of them went...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on July 19, 2010, 21:16:12
turned the oven off when "CRASH"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 19, 2010, 21:20:39
the bathup from the floor above them fell throu the roof and in it was the oceandream who was taken a bath.
He....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 19, 2010, 21:34:14
looked in surprise, and said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 19, 2010, 22:42:28
This is freaky..
and hided  his self under the bathup water.
so....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 19, 2010, 22:46:19
went under water. When he run out of breath and came up, he was surpised to find...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 19, 2010, 23:10:55
everybody went back too the tv room...
he.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 09:35:10
decided to go into the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 12:53:05
fridge so they can...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 12:55:10
Chill out with the cans of drink. Meanwhile...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 15:26:26
while they were still watching the Simpsons, the power fel out.
So, TFM went...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 15:27:44
And tried to fix the electronics. Unfortunately, TFM knows nothing about electronics, and as usual, they stated to smoke...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 15:38:34
and it caught fire..
TFM...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 15:41:52
Didn't know what to do, so asked...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 15:43:35
virtual skipper too help put the fire out.
unfortianetly...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 15:44:24
The fire had melted the door handle, so they couldn't get in to put the fire out...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 15:46:03
The oceandream kicks the door down.
and..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 15:46:42
put the fire out..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 15:49:48
oceandream says "The deed it done"
he walks away untill..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 15:53:59
He saw his shoelace was on fire...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 15:58:40
Oceandream poored water on his shoelace....
and walked up too his room.
but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 15:59:34
had forgot his shoe, which had fell off...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:02:19
he comes  back too the place his show was left..i was gone..
he says" Wheres my shoe?" no awnser came
he yelled" WHERES MY SHOE?!" still no awnser..
he...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:03:29
saw the shoe boarding the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:04:36
Pride of dover.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:13:16
So OceanDream brought a ticket, and went onboard to look for his shoe...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:22:39
But than he saw that his shoe was jumping in sea, so oceandream went...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:23:25
into the R(H)IB onboard, and chased after his shoe...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:24:00
Which tried to escape on a Jetski, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:24:50
OceanDream fired a tow cable onto the jetski...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:25:38
but VirtualSkipper cutted the cable because he thoguht it would be funny, and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:26:38
the oceandream jumped  aboard just before the door closed.
and..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:27:58
Picked up the shoe...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:29:27
and threw it on the QM2 which was heading for New York, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:31:19
he tought too himself" What have i done??"
he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:33:42
decided he didn't like the shoe, so brought a new pair...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:34:57
came back too the other members and said " i got new shoes" ::)...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:36:30
but on a morning TFM threw them overboard because he didn't like them.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:38:34
As they smelt like...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:39:38
old smelly meat..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:41:04
from the BBQ, so TFM and OceanDream went...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:41:28
And burnt the shoes...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:42:31
one the shoes had a krab in it..
and..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:43:10
they put the crab in a puddle
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:44:38
of octopus slime, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:45:38
and the crab died..
so..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 20, 2010, 16:46:07
They gave it a burial at sea...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 16:48:07
But TFM dearly wanted to keep the skull because
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 16:54:14
he wanted too collect all skuls of animals ::)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: --tractorman-- on July 20, 2010, 16:56:22
So he put it in his bag and..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 17:06:40
Buried it as a treasure,
But when he checked back to dig is up again. It was gone!  :o

So TFM went on...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 17:14:46
too the other members too see who had stolen it
Title: Re: Story
Post by: --tractorman-- on July 20, 2010, 17:15:23
First he looked at VirtualSkipper, since he knew first
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 17:17:23
was interested in some skulls to
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 17:18:33
then he looked at the oceandream sins he knew that he likes killing crab...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: --tractorman-- on July 20, 2010, 17:19:22
So TFM put his hand into his bag and pulled out..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 17:21:38
a book about ferries... :evil:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: --tractorman-- on July 20, 2010, 17:22:39
And some cream..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on July 20, 2010, 17:26:11
and volume 2 of a book about ferries  :angel:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on July 20, 2010, 17:34:40
but there was no skull of a crab in the bag. ::)
TFM...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 10, 2010, 12:36:07
went to the store to...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on October 10, 2010, 13:19:00
order a milkshake. The man from "There will be Blood" appeared and said: I.....drink.....your....MILKSHAKE! The man drank up TFM's milkshake and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on October 10, 2010, 13:22:47
Attempted to drink it, however TFM liked his milkshake, so told him to drink someone elses...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 10, 2010, 13:34:20
Cup of coffee, but the man...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on October 10, 2010, 15:07:29
started laughing, and then he took off his face mask to reveal his true identity as...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on October 10, 2010, 16:54:56
Elmo (seseme street)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 10, 2010, 16:58:18
But than he took of another mask and he actually was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on October 10, 2010, 17:02:44
ocean dream  ;D
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Post by: saltydog on October 10, 2010, 17:05:14
Suddenly, behind ocean dream, a door slowly opened, and through it appeared..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 10, 2010, 17:17:51
(http://www.cmdshiftdesign.com/blog_images/061208/legoman.jpg)
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Post by: Brave Sir Charge on October 10, 2010, 17:21:51
Lego Lars de haan! then Lars said ''you didnt expect that didn't ya''
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Post by: saltydog on October 10, 2010, 17:25:39
Alarmed by seeing the creature, there was only one thing he could do, so he reached into his bag and pulled out his..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 10, 2010, 17:27:10
his AN-94 and aimed towards the creature.
Until......
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Post by: saltydog on October 10, 2010, 17:29:59
he realized it was a salami..
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Post by: cptnchris on October 10, 2010, 17:31:45
He was mad because he wanted to use his new-
(http://www.philohome.com/remover/remover6.gif)

Lego unbricker thingymabober on the Lego man..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on October 10, 2010, 19:10:02
then Lego Lars yelled ''Dont take me good ol' head off''
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 10, 2010, 21:32:02
...while VirtualSkipper stole Lego Lars' head he give his head to the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 12, 2010, 19:01:51
the cats as  a toy  :evil:
So...
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Post by: Brave Sir Charge on October 12, 2010, 19:20:40
the cats as  a toy  :evil:
So...
Lego Lars tought ''Hmm It seems like alot of people want me outta here or dont like me''
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 12, 2010, 22:09:32
Then Lego man started to dissolve! he looked down to find ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 13, 2010, 06:12:31
...his ticket for a mini-cruise on the PoR, but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: vin_sun on October 13, 2010, 06:26:16
....he looked out of the window and saw the PoR sailing out from port
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 13, 2010, 20:04:20
Then he realized his ticket was for the next P&O ferry so he went to the dock and sat on...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on October 13, 2010, 20:07:59
the bench and a tidal wave came and swept the next ferry away so he...
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Post by: freeciv on October 13, 2010, 20:10:33
Ran to find the ferry {that landed right in her berth} when he realized his head got pulled off in the wave [remember, hes a lego man  ;) ] so he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on October 13, 2010, 20:11:30
jumped up on the highest wall to find where his ticket had landed to suddenly find....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 13, 2010, 20:27:04
A boxed copy of SSE with a manual included!! So he went home to use it only to find...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on October 13, 2010, 20:28:30
it was a giant birthday cake

p.s leave me alone!!!
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Post by: freeciv on October 13, 2010, 20:30:43
After reading the frosting on the cake that said "read larsdehaan's recent posts" so he went on his computer and found this
p.s leave me alone!!!
...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: vin_sun on October 13, 2010, 21:06:58
Yes, I.m serious ......... leave me alone ......... so that I can eat my cake in peace !
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 13, 2010, 21:09:21
But before Lego man could eat he had to find his head!...
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Post by: oceandream on October 13, 2010, 23:46:57
he looked and searched every where...Untill he founded its head floathing in the POR Terminal.
He...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 00:11:48
Jumped in the water, not knowing that ANOTHER POR was getting ready to berth, since he had no head :o
 Just before he got ran over.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 14, 2010, 00:18:16
He grabbed his head and put it on. But he put it on up-side down! Then the P&O ferry hit him and he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 00:44:34
dived down under the water...BUT Suddenly the propellers sucks him in :evil: ::).
And..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 14, 2010, 00:54:41
and cut off his Lego leg! Then out of nowhere a ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 01:09:44
a mermaid came saved him from the propeller ::)
he....
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Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 01:27:05
Kissed the mermaid, Then the mermaid......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 14, 2010, 01:29:32
  Slapped him in the face and stuffed his disconnected Lego head in the P&O's prop!! So now Mr.Lego is headless, but alive.Then  Mr. Lego swims to the surface and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 01:30:25
Sits on a park bench on the pier and waits for the passenger to get off the ship, so he can...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 01:52:31
Disconnect the passangers head, and make it his own head..
so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 14, 2010, 01:56:05
He walks towed a passenger and then ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 01:57:49
the passenger says that they were re-fueling... and he was the only passenger... (the passenger runs off to the sight of the headless Lego Man) So he sneaks aboard ship and hides in the bridge. The captain walks in....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 02:03:31
and sees the the headles lego man..
He...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 02:10:58
Makes an odd sound, like... "oglewoglewaaaaaa" and faints, on spot.......... Which pushed the throttle to 100%  :o
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Post by: thom301 on October 14, 2010, 14:41:58
then a loud noise came from the engineroom.... which made the ship....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on October 14, 2010, 16:39:47
rattle and shake then sudenly the mast collapsed and knocked...
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Post by: thom301 on October 14, 2010, 16:48:59
a lorry ,which was standing besides the ship, down the hill.
the lorry....
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Post by: rennie on October 14, 2010, 17:13:54
hit the empire state builduing because they were in new york and it.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 14, 2010, 17:50:15
...collapsed, causing the whole building to disappear into a cloud of rubble. After the dust cloud settled, there stood...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on October 14, 2010, 18:19:28
a man, who was not happy, it was.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 14, 2010, 19:02:46
... The Stig!!!...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on October 14, 2010, 19:03:31
what he did then was amazing he took off his helmet and...... :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on October 14, 2010, 19:12:27
Got fired.. Just then Batman and Robin sailed up in the Batamaran..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on October 14, 2010, 20:04:10
and then a terminator blew them all up but suddenly the lego man found a...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 14, 2010, 20:24:11
 cow...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 20:26:19
The Cow says "MOOO"
So..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: vin_sun on October 14, 2010, 20:36:10
....... he "MOOO"VED over .........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 14, 2010, 21:21:28
Got fired.. Just then Batman and Robin sailed up in the Batamaran..

Haha sorry I just had to post. That made me laugh! :D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 21:33:41
While Captain Spencer is laughing
Something....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 14, 2010, 21:40:37
...throws a pie at him. Captain Spencer gets very angry and....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 22:14:10
Threatens to take away Lego man's legs, because he assumes it was the Lego man.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on October 14, 2010, 22:17:40
But it turned out to be
Title: Re: Story
Post by: 2000 on October 14, 2010, 22:21:14
a boulder
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Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 22:32:03
With a pie shooter, apparently  ;D
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Post by: laganviking on October 14, 2010, 22:47:01
Which shot some pretty darn nice Iceland £3 Frozen Strawberry Gateaus :2thumbs:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 14, 2010, 23:13:35
Then all of a sudden it started to rain pigs! So ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 14, 2010, 23:16:48
Then all of a sudden it started to rain pigs! So ...

Everyone jumped in a bus.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 14, 2010, 23:56:04
And the buss drove away
But....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 00:29:53
Someone on the bus was playing Shaa Ra Ra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRX1fyshW3c&feature=related) by Daler Mehndi on their Ipod! Then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 15, 2010, 00:36:25
The Oceandream showes up and says...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 00:38:35
"I love that song" so he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 15, 2010, 02:24:17
...ate a bannana. He then jumped from the bus and onto a....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 15, 2010, 02:28:05
a car wich was going the other way
Untill the car....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 03:37:43
Blows Up!! So Lego man...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 15, 2010, 11:59:53
...called Batman, who came in his Batmobile and picked up legoman. On their way to the amazon railforest Legoman asked Batman one question. He asked...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on October 15, 2010, 13:00:47
"Do you come from a land down under ? "      Batman just smiled and handed him a...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on October 15, 2010, 13:06:52
A vegemite sandwich
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Post by: saltydog on October 15, 2010, 13:17:48
Suddenly the Batmobile was struck by a coconut, dropped by a swallow..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: vin_sun on October 15, 2010, 18:57:51
....... and Batman wondered if the the repairs for the dent would be settled by the insurance company !
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on October 15, 2010, 19:09:39
While Batman was filling out the insurance forms, Legoman saw in the distance..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 15, 2010, 19:23:43
An enlarged worm, emerging from the forest. He...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 15, 2010, 20:05:20
wanted to steal the batmobile, but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 20:06:08
   Batman told Lego man to get in the bataraman docked at the pier beside them. As they speed away from the dock headed out to sea...
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Post by: thom301 on October 15, 2010, 20:07:20
he forgot the batmobile was at the garage, because of its broke rearlight, after a policecar did a P.I.T manouvre ( turn the car 180 degrees ) at the batmobile because it was.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:08:28
stolen from the work shop in new york city
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Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 15, 2010, 20:09:18
but with the light speed travel he went
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Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 20:10:45
Then he stopped for the old lady crossing the "space street" then he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:11:44
crashed and he jumped on to a limo
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 15, 2010, 20:12:54
with virtualskipper in it, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:14:01
the skipper fell out and broke a leg hahaha
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Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 15, 2010, 20:16:25
but than Harry Potter came along and fixed it, now virtualskipper want to kick...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:17:58
batman and show who is ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:26:27
who is boss and jumped in the batmoble and drove of to pick up hes kids awwww
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 20:42:43
But then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Matthew Brown on October 15, 2010, 20:48:29
...he received a text message...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:51:32
saying your wife is dead
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 15, 2010, 20:52:05
so he fainted from panick
But...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 20:52:53
and the kids spleash same water over him
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 21:27:17
and then a man with a ak47 cames a long and?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 21:44:21
gets hit by a buss and dies...
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Post by: Captain Spencer on October 15, 2010, 22:03:03
... but.... a strange sound came from the distance. All of sudden, a blue police box appeared from nowhere. Once the strange sound stopped, the door opened and out stepped a man dressed in a long coat wearing a blue suit.

He nealt down on the pavement where the umm.. 'mess' was and pulled out a strange looking screwdriver. He pointed it at the pavement and pressed a button.

A white flash appeared, which blinded everyone. After the light dimmed, there stood...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:05:18
a ugly man called
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Post by: Mad_Fred on October 15, 2010, 22:07:04
Buck Rogers, and his robot buddy Twiki, who has been missing for ages and is back to....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:08:52
kill everyone
hahaHAHA HAHAHA
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Post by: Captain Spencer on October 15, 2010, 22:09:34
Umm.... what's with the death all of a sudden ;D

They're going to run outa tombstones soon ;D
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Post by: Mad_Fred on October 15, 2010, 22:12:19
But then a man came driving up, in a truck loaded full of tombstones.. so he..

 :doh:


(almost stalled the story there mate... )
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 22:16:21
Started digging holes in the street to bury people. Then Lego man with his missing head and leg ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:17:10
sorry then the truck was a convoy with rubber duck in it
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Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:18:56
then a little girl said what u doing
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Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 22:19:44
Then all of a sudden Lego man (with his head and leg) woke up in his Boston apartment!!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 15, 2010, 22:21:15
Hi Craigster,

See the quote below for the game rules. Makes it more interesting this way ;D

Let's try this: a collective story

Each person writes one sentence, then must wait 2 following sentences to write another..

Ok, I'll start:


"As the sun slowly set, he lay in his bunk and could hear the waves gently lapping against the hull..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:22:10
but then
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 22:27:28
A cow walked out of Lego mans closet and...




(Capt. Spencer, thats the second time you almost killed the story!!)  ;)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Spencer on October 15, 2010, 22:29:33
ME!? :o

How dare you acuse me of...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:30:05
yh
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Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:30:26
that
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Post by: freeciv on October 15, 2010, 22:31:12
Killing the Story!!!!!!!!!  
Pick up were I left off please.

A cow walked out of Lego mans closet and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Mad_Fred on October 15, 2010, 22:32:14
craigster, i'm getting the feeling that you're not understanding the rules of the game.

One might even perceive it as post boosting. If you don't want to be responsible for this topic being locked and similar topics becoming off limits, I suggest you post according to the rule that saltydog has set up.

only post if 2 other posts have been made before you, in this story.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 15, 2010, 22:33:16
and there was
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Mad_Fred on October 15, 2010, 22:36:02
Well done craigster1..

Seeing how you were the last one before freeciv to post and double post nonetheless, you once again ignore the rule.

Everyone, this story topic is now locked, thanks to craigster1.

If a simple rule can't be followed and if people put post count above keeping a game going according to a rule, then we won't have such a topic at all.



Fred.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Mad_Fred on October 21, 2010, 05:31:12
On popular demand, the story is back. The point was made, so let's continue this once again. And I hope it will be a good one this time. The rules as set by Saltydog still apply.


The last sentence was:


A cow walked out of Lego mans closet and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 21, 2010, 10:54:35
Thanks Fred!  :thumbs:

...wanted to ask to Lego Lars...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on October 21, 2010, 16:31:42
when the ferry to England was leaving.
the awnser was.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry Man on October 21, 2010, 16:35:15
the ferry was actually going to Sweden, and not England...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 21, 2010, 17:08:32
...but luckily there was a...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on October 21, 2010, 17:32:10
small ferry that was going to England but it was verry....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on October 21, 2010, 19:58:59
old that it can only house a small car, and when all of the sudden...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 21, 2010, 20:09:50
The Pride of Hull appeared in the port and it was also going to England and stopping in Sweden. But Lego mans ticket was for the small ferry so he...


{Yea!!!! the Story is Back!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :2thumbs: ;D}
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Post by: oceandream on October 22, 2010, 01:30:28
He waited for a POH passanger too walk by
He...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on October 22, 2010, 09:24:49
wanted to take his ticket but he realized that that wasnt right, so he......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 22, 2010, 10:36:35
...bought a rope and attached himself to the PoH, but than he found out that...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 22, 2010, 18:39:00
the rope was too short.
But suddenly the POH started undocking and....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 22, 2010, 19:04:07
...VirtualSkipper wanted to cut the rope, but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 22, 2010, 19:27:10
it was too late the POH sails slowly away with lego man still stuck on the rope  :evil:
So...
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Post by: thom301 on October 22, 2010, 19:35:05
Virtualskipper thought what do i need to do now? suddenly he knew what to do....
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Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 23, 2010, 17:14:52
..., he got himself a speedboat to rescue Lego Lars but VirtualSkipper found it funny to see Lego Lars hoping up and down on the waves, but than...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 24, 2010, 03:02:59
He saw a periscope pop up in the water! It looked at them and then ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 24, 2010, 10:55:07
a sub came out of the water..
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Post by: oceandream on October 24, 2010, 17:10:27
And it was the USS Ohio....
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Post by: thom301 on October 24, 2010, 17:13:56
it slowely approached the POH and......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 24, 2010, 17:14:50
FIEEEWWW!!!!!..It launched 2 missles and....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: VirtualSkipper on October 24, 2010, 18:14:03
...one missed but the other hit the rope, Lego Lars was loose, but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on October 24, 2010, 19:55:50
there still was hope, lego lars saw a big red cillinder ( also known as a bouy  ;D ) he was swimming towards the bouy and climbed on it but THEN.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on October 24, 2010, 20:07:17
A giant wave knocks Lego Man al the way to....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: TJK on October 24, 2010, 20:31:02
back to The Pride of Hull....
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Post by: freeciv on October 24, 2010, 20:38:08
Then Lego man wondered why a US navy sub was attacking a US port so he swam over to he sub and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 24, 2010, 22:16:37
climbed aboard.
Untill he noticed.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on October 24, 2010, 22:31:17
A fogbank rolling in with a ghostly apparition sailing towards them and its revealed to be...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 24, 2010, 22:34:43
Columbus' ship the Santa Maria!! Lego man freaked out and grabbed the chainsaw he always carried with him and started to cut through the pad lock on the US sub's hatch then...
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Post by: craigster1 on October 25, 2010, 20:38:01
a long came a trop of us army
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Post by: Pinguinboy on October 26, 2010, 15:46:03
They discovered they forgot the ammo on the base, so they left. A man came from the Santa Maria, he was...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 26, 2010, 19:57:04
Columbus' twin! He stood on the bow of the ship and said " I am going to consume... 
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on October 26, 2010, 20:00:26
The hamburgers at Wendy's". The Lego man was angry and tried to catch Columbus' twin, but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on October 27, 2010, 12:30:23
he fell and broke a leg and then
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Post by: craigster1 on October 29, 2010, 15:13:42
i guess the story has ended as no one has carried on from mine
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Post by: Pinguinboy on October 29, 2010, 16:20:56
he fell and broke a leg and then

...Butcher Pete came to him and said: "Meat is what you need...". He gave the Lego man magic meat, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on October 29, 2010, 20:39:41
he then threw the magic meat at Columbus' twin's head! So the crew of the Santa Maria ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on October 30, 2010, 19:41:40
Looks at the twins, says........
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Post by: cptnchris on November 01, 2010, 16:20:14
"It's the Magic Meat of Columbus, Hurrah, Hurrah"!!! 
 But then suddenly..
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Post by: VirtualSkipper on November 01, 2010, 18:57:59
...the Kraken stole the magic meat, so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 01, 2010, 19:24:09
They all waled "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"  :evil:
But....
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Post by: thom301 on November 01, 2010, 19:59:21
hope was not lost ( yet )
as the Kraken returned and said it was a vegeterian so.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on November 01, 2010, 21:08:10
The Kraken returned the magic meat to the Santa Maria and then he reached up on land and grabbed a tree, ripped it up from the ground and ate it whole! Then ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: cptnchris on November 01, 2010, 21:16:21
The vegetarian Kraken dissapeared into the dephs of the ocean, and wasn't seen again that day. Night fell when.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on November 01, 2010, 21:19:20
Night fell when.......
The sun went below the horizon. Columbus' twin was getting cold because he left his coat in Spain so he...
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Post by: Captain Cadet on November 01, 2010, 22:35:10
The sun went below the horizon. Columbus' twin was getting cold because he left his coat in Spain so he...
so he whent to bed while the crew wore watching Ship tv
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Post by: rennie on November 03, 2010, 16:50:54
then there was a load knock on his cabin door
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on November 03, 2010, 21:20:32
we have a problem the engines have stopped working
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Post by: freeciv on November 03, 2010, 21:28:18
   When Colombus' twin heared this he was flumaxed because his sailing ship was anchored in Boston harbor! So he was wondering why the nonexistent engines stopped and he wondered why that would matter because they were in port. But then the 1st mate said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on November 05, 2010, 15:49:46
...That this Santa Maria was a museum-ship, so columbus' twin...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 06, 2010, 09:27:27
yelled ive got tickets for a museum ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: craigster1 on November 09, 2010, 19:05:19
but he found out that....
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Post by: freeciv on November 09, 2010, 21:09:01
The museum was closed and It won't open until 9am the next day. So...
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Post by: craigster1 on November 09, 2010, 22:40:22
he went there and found out that it was gone
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Post by: matt5674 on November 09, 2010, 23:46:50
Only to discover a note from Columbus saying...
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Post by: craigster1 on November 10, 2010, 19:22:58
ive found a way of make the boat fly... and then
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 10, 2010, 20:30:05
he saw a huge museum boat fly over nearly blowing the lego mans head off but then......
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Post by: craigster1 on November 10, 2010, 21:32:21
lego mans head was put back on upside down then ......
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Post by: rennie on November 11, 2010, 16:05:37
a police boat pulled up in dock and 4 police officers ran towards lego man and they were about to.....
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Post by: craigster1 on November 17, 2010, 18:04:19
hit him but the the police men triped up and then......
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Post by: oceandream on November 17, 2010, 22:05:37
all of them fell over each other  :doh:
So lego man..
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Post by: craigster1 on November 17, 2010, 22:17:59
got up and ....
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Post by: freeciv on November 17, 2010, 22:59:02
 Walked down the Rose Kennedy Greenway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Kennedy_Greenway) in downtown Boston toward South Station (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Station) then he boarded the  Acela Express (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acela_Express)headed to Washington DC to complain to congress about the...





I like hyperlinks  ;D
P.S. craigster1 and others follow the rules!!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on November 18, 2010, 05:48:43
Fire damage to the Carnival Spendor. Congress decided to...
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Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 16:27:42
flee to Hawaii when...
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Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 17:39:37
suddenly the ghost of the titanic docked in the harbour  :o :o
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Post by: oceandream on November 18, 2010, 18:41:09
The whole city went in silence and looked at the ghost titanic
1000's war ships and heclicopters came and  were ready too fire   :doh:
Untill....
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Post by: craigster1 on November 18, 2010, 18:42:05
she disipeard  in to fin air
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Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 18:42:52
and then out of nowhere
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Post by: oceandream on November 18, 2010, 18:44:50
all the naval ships and helicopters looked from left too right.
And.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on November 18, 2010, 20:33:02
Titanic's ghost reappears and vanishes every ten minutes, scaring the Navy Ships and Helicopters when...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 21:06:27
all Titanic's dead sisters also appeared!
its started going dark and cloudy and a cloud bursted with rain. Then through the heavy rain came....
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Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 21:30:19
a meteor the naval ships....
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Post by: oceandream on November 18, 2010, 21:31:19
And helicopters flew away  :evil:
But for the Ships it was trouble because..
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Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 21:32:16
they were not fast enough to escape!
but then ........came to the......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 21:33:02
rescue was iron man
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Post by: oceandream on November 18, 2010, 21:34:21
and they used this new "Ship-a-nator" too vaporize all the meteor falling ships  :doh:
And.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 21:35:19
lego man came and started punching the president who suddenly turned up
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 21:36:15
a sudden shock came when an eclipse happend!
the meteors became stronger and even iron man and lego man couldnt take the pace!
when....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 21:37:42
a blue and whit flashing object came and zapped lego man into it but iron man...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 21:38:38
stopped the object and threw it back to the meteors!
lego man lost his head.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 21:39:55
and the alien turned out to be Homer .j. simpson then lego man....
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Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 18, 2010, 21:40:38
yelled D'oh....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 18, 2010, 21:41:40
and homer punched him and said "hey thats my catchphrase"
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Post by: cptnchris on November 18, 2010, 21:43:23
But then.. A random mailman came and gave Homer a carton of Eggs.. Homer said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 18, 2010, 21:46:47
 :doh: and gave him a christmas gift..

inside the gift was.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on November 19, 2010, 00:27:01
I Boxing Glove whaking him in the face with a note mockingly saying...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 19, 2010, 16:23:14
NO REFUNDS and homer threw the eggs out the window
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 19, 2010, 22:43:56
the eggs fell on lego man's head..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 20, 2010, 11:46:49
the lego man ran towards the army base and shot at homers craft with a gatlin gun
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 20, 2010, 16:08:30
mushy pushy came...
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Post by: craigster1 on November 20, 2010, 17:17:02
and a long came 3,000000 people and........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 20, 2010, 18:46:54
animals too
They were all heading direction.
BUt.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 20, 2010, 22:57:24
then.....
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Post by: oceandream on November 21, 2010, 03:17:18
a commercial plane flew above with a sign showing this :o
(http://www.prlog.org/10339115-december-21-2012.jpg)
So all the people....
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Post by: dexter7 on November 21, 2010, 04:41:27
and homer Simpson said doh! :doh: wait what and marge said oh no what could that sign mean?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 21, 2010, 09:41:56
and fry flew over in a hover scooter and said a giant meteor is gonna collide with earth you better get to the evacuation shuttels but then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 21, 2010, 16:01:47
homers mother, SUPER MAMA came to the rescue...
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Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 21, 2010, 19:12:58
and she baked cookies!....

(fry from futurama?)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 21, 2010, 19:30:04
and then the meteor fell and hit.....





(yep from futurama)
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Post by: The Ferry King on November 21, 2010, 21:03:28
the earth was burned like pizza.
and homer said  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 21, 2010, 21:09:33
hmmm pizza
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 21, 2010, 21:19:12
and then suddenly homer disapeared and was said not to return till the 45 page of this story game.
so then a lego city war happened....suddenly
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 21, 2010, 21:21:12
mega blocks tanks rolled in...
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Post by: The Ferry King on November 21, 2010, 21:24:56
and chewing gum was used as a bullet!
and so the fight started just by a little incident
but then lego.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 21, 2010, 21:26:10
asked Lego Indiana jones for help....

(i need to stop... hyperactive....)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 21, 2010, 21:27:02
indiana jones came for help but was killed instantly in 1 sec.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 22, 2010, 17:37:52
then lego spongebob and a load of lego bikini bottomers came up and joined in but then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 22, 2010, 17:39:46
in one hit they all fell into peaces.
But then the MAGIC started when all the pieces of the lego botomers came together to form a new type of lego here
and he/she was called.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 22, 2010, 17:40:24
lego the A team...

(just showing my new avatar
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 22, 2010, 17:41:42
then mr t said get some nuts fool and threw a snickers bar at lego man....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 22, 2010, 17:43:22
lego man swallowed the snicker and used the nuts
and shot it back at the speed of 700km per hour!....








(off topic*why you banned)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 22, 2010, 17:44:13
and it wiped out the rival team but then some lego ninjas came and....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 22, 2010, 17:45:02
sliced lego man in half!
but then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 22, 2010, 17:46:59
lego man cryed for his mum but he managed to pull himself toghether and hitched a ride with oasis of the seas to get away
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 22, 2010, 17:49:22
but the story didnt end for lego man as a large group of lego-heli's
were heading towards the ship!

but then legoman got and idea!
if the heli's are from lego i could..........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: thom301 on November 22, 2010, 17:50:56
just grab the bricks and nake something else out of it. So he did. He build a boat that somehow looked like ....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 22, 2010, 17:51:52
the ducky from ss08!
but then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 22, 2010, 20:48:47
he forgot all about the engine wich crash landed into the local fish and chip shop wich made the...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 22, 2010, 20:49:58
whole thing burn up in flames....
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Post by: dexter7 on November 23, 2010, 01:14:13
one of Lego town's people was horrified and destroyed the FA/18s(http://1215432376_SPLASH.jpg)of the Lego air force out of anger but had an idea...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 23, 2010, 16:33:36
lets eat some cookies and.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 23, 2010, 20:48:45
throw a partie to celebrate lego man day and they danced the night away but.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on November 23, 2010, 20:53:36
Evil gnomes attacked....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 23, 2010, 21:24:45
And everyone started too runaway. :P
And they all came back with AN-94 and Stinger Missle Launchers
So.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 23, 2010, 21:31:47
the nomes got smashed and the lego men built the nomenator and it did everything lego man says luckily...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 23, 2010, 21:49:52
luckily the robot was made from lego and ran out of legojuice.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on November 24, 2010, 01:38:01
unfortanetly each robot had a nuclear warhead in side and blew up when they ran out of legojuice so Lego towns people crowded into blast bunkers but chocolate f-86s dropped ice-cream-bombs on Lego town.....
yummy
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 24, 2010, 16:51:59
then they knew there was only one more thing to do.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 24, 2010, 19:29:16
catch the last ferry to NY were the futurama gang will give the lego men a lift to the moon....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on November 24, 2010, 22:03:58
and flew them down to the sea again and then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 25, 2010, 00:23:59
the lego man said.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 25, 2010, 16:18:00
it looks like cheese. I better eat it...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 25, 2010, 16:42:57
and mrs lego moon marshian said "its not cheese you noob" and lego man.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 25, 2010, 19:04:23
took 1 mini bite out of the cheese...
he swallowed it and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on November 25, 2010, 20:23:07
it was deadly so a long came the chippy man and said
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 25, 2010, 21:09:29
eat this chippy!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 25, 2010, 21:10:16
Lego man ate the chippy and said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 28, 2010, 18:10:21
yuk its burnt and chippy man said "yes its burnt because you blew my chippy up" and lego man said......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on November 29, 2010, 01:14:08
I did!? I don't even know what a chippy is! Then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 29, 2010, 12:22:31
the chippy took another chippy and said....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 29, 2010, 16:05:38
see this one this represents youre head after im done with you and chippy man squashes the chip and lego man....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 29, 2010, 16:12:34
got barbie and ken to join the story together with Star Wars...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 29, 2010, 18:51:07
but the chippy man went to hit lego mans head he hit barbies and kens and they both died and will never come back till the millionth page.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on November 29, 2010, 20:23:25
Then out of nowhere there was a BANG
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 29, 2010, 20:28:47
and there came a shockwave..
And....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Firestar on November 29, 2010, 20:48:26
everyone who felt it...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 29, 2010, 21:18:46
said "DEEP IMPACT OF COMET HALLEY! :evil:"
But suddenly...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 29, 2010, 21:37:20
another BIG BANG!
so huge that it covered all the universe in big chunks of.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on November 30, 2010, 14:13:42
the chippy mans van and got a boeing 747 to land near then gatwick airport to go to the star desrourer to....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 30, 2010, 14:21:46
fly to planet X96857-2345SSO   to find his best friend called
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 30, 2010, 16:00:00
ET.
Who...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on November 30, 2010, 16:00:25
was a secret agent....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on November 30, 2010, 16:02:37
and was going to evryone and.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 30, 2010, 18:28:24
et said et phone home lego man said what? and et said............
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on November 30, 2010, 19:54:15
Phone Home Lego Freak! :evil:
And Lego Man.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on November 30, 2010, 20:45:17
kicked E.T in the crothch and legoman shouted.... :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on November 30, 2010, 22:36:42
you trader! get of this planet i hate you and punched E.T. so hard he.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 01, 2010, 13:38:05
had to go toilet to scream the pain out :C
so then....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on December 01, 2010, 18:46:43
he came out to go to earth and get the  PoD THEN....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 02, 2010, 11:08:01
he flew the pod and as he reached the earths atmosphere his pod got hit by a airbus (747) and the pilot....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 02, 2010, 11:10:09
set course to mars where the earth planned to build their new city called
*hyper City Mars 8000*!         but on the way...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 02, 2010, 16:28:54
the engines failed and the pilot rememberd the engines need air so he signalled a passing nasa rocket and....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 02, 2010, 16:55:59
the rocket gave him some fuel, after fueling the pilot started his journey again!..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 02, 2010, 18:56:58
and he said " ONWARD TOO...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 02, 2010, 19:14:52
the Hyper City Mars 8000!!!!
he finally got there and it took him exactly 35 mins,
he space-berthed his jet and put his oxygen helm on to go inside
when he got in the city.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 02, 2010, 19:25:36
he saw it was completely descerted  :o
And he went too look around and saw....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 02, 2010, 19:28:22
Mr. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm ran to when
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on December 02, 2010, 21:31:13
Advertise the large town with...


(And Ferry King, Follow the main rule:)
Each person writes one sentence, then must wait 2 following sentences to write another..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 03, 2010, 14:14:47
a nice picture of space men playing beachball on the beach so the news people back on earth started...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 03, 2010, 14:52:13
he quickly ran to his jet and started his engine to return to planet earth......






*what do you mean matt?*
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 03, 2010, 17:14:59
but rememberd the engines that were given to him ran out of fuel when he landed and his normal jet engines dont work in space so he stole someones...


(ferry king that dosent make sense of what you carried on from my post :doh:)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on December 03, 2010, 21:44:47
Fuel Processor to reactivate the engines with fresh fuel when...





(TFK, The topic was temporarily closed because someone wasn't following the rule I quoted. No one wants that to happen again)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 04, 2010, 01:57:59
it exploded and the jet flew away without Mr. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
why you little!!!!piece of crapy junk
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 04, 2010, 02:03:30
good for nothing stupid jet! he said
And he grabbed a........ :evil:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 05, 2010, 13:03:21
childs hover board and flew away on it but ran out of fuel as soon as he got to the moon wich luckily had a.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 05, 2010, 14:24:11
had a jimmy neutron jetpack
so he....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 05, 2010, 18:37:17
flew back to earth but still didnt have enough fuel so he hitched a ride with....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Cadet on December 05, 2010, 20:25:07
someone
and took them to onto the stena Euorpe whil trying to get to Ireland and ran out of fule
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 06, 2010, 08:22:54
Then all her electricty stopped and a ship was heading strieght for her.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 06, 2010, 16:14:23
it was the pride of rotterdam so she signalled it but realised...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 06, 2010, 16:27:56
It was heading strieght for Stena europa so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 06, 2010, 16:30:14
he quickly got on board the Oasis of the Seas that was just passing beside him...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 06, 2010, 17:29:52
ad headed toward america ...


*Oasis of the seas near holehead ?  ;D*
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 06, 2010, 21:31:47
and went straight into port everglades...




*its not funny anymore so stop it >:(*
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 06, 2010, 21:35:03
too see where he left his mega yacht called... ::)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: 2000 on December 21, 2010, 14:51:24
Bob and...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on December 21, 2010, 19:58:34
...Billy. His yacht was gone, but was probably boarded by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 21, 2010, 22:54:21
by secret criminals who were going to use it for....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 21, 2010, 23:08:25
Sinking the USS Nimitz But...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: 2000 on December 21, 2010, 23:36:53
they did not succeed.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Casey13 on December 21, 2010, 23:52:04
So they went to
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 22, 2010, 14:18:41
Walvis bay
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 22, 2010, 15:18:10
and saw something wich made him very....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 22, 2010, 16:31:56
  :o Shocked :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 22, 2010, 16:33:32
and he turned white from shock and walked towards IT
But suddenly!...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 23, 2010, 17:42:53
it exploded and it was right next to a nuclear bomb so.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 17:44:43
the timer started ticking down from 60 seconds  :evil:
And.............
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 23, 2010, 17:47:35
a harrier jump jet landed on the roof and it picked up lego man and flew off at 2,000mph
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 17:53:42
2 hours later, they noticed.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 23, 2010, 18:00:30
they were running low on fuel and they were in the middle of the atlantic...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on December 23, 2010, 18:41:55
So IRI5HJ4CK popped by, but laughed at them and continued on his journey :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 18:57:47
while IRI5HJ4CK Laughs he did not notice where he was going
and BAM!!!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 23, 2010, 18:58:58
he hitted a giant mysterious object....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 23, 2010, 19:19:58
It turned out to be Freedom Ship

(http://www.worldinterestingfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/freedom-ship-the-biggest-future-cruise-ship.jpg)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 20:03:00
and the harrier fell into the water and gets sucked in by props  :o.
So.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 23, 2010, 20:22:30
lego man drowns. the end or is it?  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 20:30:41
*not the end :o*

As the passangers and crew look with panic they are suprides and see....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on December 23, 2010, 20:34:04
floating around coughing up water




*phew he didnt drown after all*
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 23, 2010, 20:45:33
But then a shark ate him all the passangers sighed and got on with normal life but the crew ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 20:54:09
said "Deploy the mini sub"!
And......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on December 23, 2010, 21:09:57
the sub went down the waters and they found the Titanic wreckage when suddenly...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 21:41:37
the engine of the mini sub failed :o
One the crewmembers started.........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 23, 2010, 22:04:31
To press all the buttons with panic and he pressed a button that said ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 23:39:57
"Emergency start"
so......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 23, 2010, 23:42:39
it rose to the surface but coming towards it was ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 23, 2010, 23:56:27
was a Very large container ship.
WHen they saw it.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 24, 2010, 00:15:44
They fainted but then ..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: 2000 on December 24, 2010, 00:36:42
The sub got hit by the container ship....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on December 24, 2010, 00:44:34
as the sub got pushed down and under the ship.
They awoke and saw.... :o
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on December 24, 2010, 02:28:02
Lego man wanting in the sub and the crew...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on December 24, 2010, 16:15:04
So they opened the hatch to let Lego man inside but, they quickly realized they were still under water! So .....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: RYAN123 on December 24, 2010, 18:41:32
The sub filled with water  :P
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Post by: oceandream on December 24, 2010, 18:42:58
and the sub started going down.
And they noticed the propeller of the container ship is sucking them in :evil:
They all......
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Post by: The Ferry King on December 24, 2010, 19:14:56
ran to the other end of the sub where there was a little mini sub-raft that could rescue 12 people and tae them to sea level...
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Post by: oceandream on December 26, 2010, 01:05:04
After the  mini sub raft made it too the service.....
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Post by: RYAN123 on December 26, 2010, 01:09:00
it was drifting near a undiscoverd island and .....
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Post by: oceandream on December 26, 2010, 01:10:56
they all got on the island
They noticed lego man was.......
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Post by: RYAN123 on December 26, 2010, 02:03:12
Nowhere to be seen so ...
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Post by: oceandream on December 26, 2010, 02:19:27
and they splitted up too look for lego man.
And.......
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Post by: The Ferry King on December 26, 2010, 14:49:10
found a large cave that was dark and scary.... :o
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Post by: oceandream on December 26, 2010, 16:07:33
and the 2nd guy turned on his flash ligh.
And they enter the dark scary cave and..... :o
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Post by: Pinguinboy on December 27, 2010, 23:45:03
...saw a massive lego pirate ship. Suddently, someone appeared on the deck of the lego pirate ship. It was...
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Post by: matt5674 on December 28, 2010, 01:53:41
Captain Jack Sparrow asking where is...
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Post by: oceandream on December 28, 2010, 02:58:08
where lego man is
But the guys were too suprised too reply, So they......
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Post by: cptnchris on December 28, 2010, 06:25:52
Fainted, then Captain Jack Sparrow

NOT IN STORY: (Dang my Lego man has gone a long way  :o)
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Post by: Pinguinboy on December 28, 2010, 14:05:14
...drunk from his bottle of rum, and said...
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Post by: llamalord on December 29, 2010, 15:55:01
Who is writing this story!? This bottle of rum has been empty for 94 . . .
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Post by: dexter7 on December 29, 2010, 19:17:08
94 years. they all then woke up and almost fainted again :sleepy: be cause they saw lego man walking out of the cargo hold dressed up like
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Post by: Pinguinboy on December 29, 2010, 19:22:59
Peter Pan. So they quickly ran to the weapon storage...
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Post by: oceandream on December 29, 2010, 19:28:21
and came back with some older guns  ::)
And Lego man.....
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Post by: The Ferry King on December 31, 2010, 17:43:23
was just in the indian Ocean when he looked at his clock and said *new year already?*
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Post by: oceandream on December 31, 2010, 19:39:51
and he tried getting too the nearest land when suddenly......
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Post by: freeciv on December 31, 2010, 22:05:56
A shark swallowed him!!
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Post by: oceandream on January 01, 2011, 00:51:24
and then the shark puked him out and said.........
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Post by: The Ferry King on January 01, 2011, 23:08:14
*yuck* you smell like lego (lol).......
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Post by: Stuart2007 on January 01, 2011, 23:12:14
Which can never smell as nice as fresh Marmite...
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Post by: Capt. Matt on January 01, 2011, 23:34:10
Which Matt would not know as he has never had marmite...
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Post by: Pinguinboy on January 02, 2011, 12:04:20
...so the Lego Man swum to an island, called...
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Post by: rennie on January 02, 2011, 18:11:28
cuba where he met...
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Post by: The Ferry King on January 02, 2011, 18:12:54
other lego people who...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 02, 2011, 18:13:26
were pale and not yellow
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Post by: dexter7 on January 02, 2011, 18:29:51
so he said "i come in one piece" but the people didn't understand him :-\
                                      :lol: ;D

(not in story... Who came up with Lego man????)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on January 03, 2011, 02:01:02
Because in Cuba they speak Spanish. But Lego mans head is full of plastic so he thought he was talking to aliens from Jupiter. So the Cubans...   
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Post by: oceandream on January 03, 2011, 02:22:42
grabbed torches and sharp pitch forkes.
When lego man saw that he.......
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Post by: rennie on January 03, 2011, 20:42:54
had wet himself in fear and cryed while holding a.....




(dexter legoman was in story agers ago he just got knocked out for a bit)
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Post by: dexter7 on January 04, 2011, 01:56:08
Ak-47 machine gun so he called his old friend Lego Indiana jones and a great war happened with giant homer Simpson squishing Cuban dudes
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on January 06, 2011, 16:11:55
Then, Ché Guevara came across. He said:...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 06, 2011, 17:31:45
bleurg lego man says what and he says bleurg and they all say...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: freeciv on January 06, 2011, 21:08:21
"Patch 1.3 is out! Hurrahh!! " Then they say...
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Post by: RYAN123 on January 06, 2011, 22:18:45
one guy shouts*  But Red Jet still hasnt got water jets ahhhhhhhhhhh ........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 07, 2011, 16:17:56
one of the cubans translates bleurg to be hi so lego man.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on January 07, 2011, 16:36:58
ran and got an automatic translator that can translate anything but....
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Post by: Kobus Post on January 07, 2011, 17:36:48
that translator wasn`t working, so...
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Post by: dexter7 on January 07, 2011, 21:28:06
he said COME ON!!! and threw it on the ground...
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Post by: Kobus Post on January 07, 2011, 21:35:57
and saw an M4A1 on the ground, but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 09, 2011, 17:52:47
it didnt work as tecnology wasnt invented yet cus he realised he went back in time
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on January 10, 2011, 00:35:31
65 million lego years (one million lego years equal 30 human years)
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Post by: oceandream on January 10, 2011, 00:37:52
and when lego man looked too the tv inside the store he saw the year......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on January 10, 2011, 01:56:51
Was the year before the great...
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Post by: Kobus Post on January 10, 2011, 10:19:37
lego hero raised, named ...
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Post by: rennie on January 10, 2011, 16:13:49
usibjhzxehiomeht but he couldent prenounce it and he said.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on January 10, 2011, 16:17:39
ultrazexman or better known as..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Kobus Post on January 10, 2011, 16:22:47
Obama, The great black lego hero who...
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Post by: Brave Sir Charge on January 10, 2011, 18:34:59
is the president of the united lego states...
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Post by: Kobus Post on January 10, 2011, 19:08:18
but united lego states doesn`t exist, so he...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on January 10, 2011, 19:11:53
but united lego states doesn`t exist, so he...
he yelled doh and...

(btw living lego doesnt exist either...)
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Post by: Captain Cadet on January 10, 2011, 19:20:59
and went Doh agean
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Post by: Kobus Post on January 10, 2011, 19:28:45
and again, and again, and again, and again, until...
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Post by: Brave Sir Charge on January 10, 2011, 19:37:52
and again, and again, and again, and again, until...
homer simpson hit him.....
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Post by: RYAN123 on January 10, 2011, 19:44:06
Hormer said Doh and Obama said ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on January 11, 2011, 02:36:43
Take this crazy man away to the secret Lego service but he resisted with his huge size by...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 11, 2011, 18:11:17
sitting on all the guards
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on January 12, 2011, 17:19:04
Homer said Doh again and ran off to find.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on January 12, 2011, 18:55:31
bsod and sovle the problem but then...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 13, 2011, 17:18:37
he spotted planet x he thaught and he realised the internet was telling the truth the metor is about to hit now its 2011 and lego man called.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on January 13, 2011, 21:17:57
a hero that was so strong and though his name was.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on January 13, 2011, 21:25:44
...The Govenator. He pointed at Homer Simpson and said (with his accent):...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on January 14, 2011, 16:52:35
you were the one who did this so marge said "oh Homie"....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on January 14, 2011, 17:03:43
and Homer said *oh Maggie...........
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Post by: craigster1 on January 24, 2011, 15:07:39
i love u do u wont a drink of redbull
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Post by: alex 3d on January 30, 2011, 15:46:28
and then Capitan bob stopped dreaming about Lego and realized his ship hit an iceberg. 
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Post by: The Ferry King on January 30, 2011, 16:30:44
He quickly ran to the port side of the bridge and he saw that.........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on January 30, 2011, 16:50:44
the iceburg was just a rif in the middel of the atlantic ocean
untill......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on January 30, 2011, 19:05:57
the bob barker rammed him.

then he shouted ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on January 30, 2011, 21:09:03
ohhhh flip
Where did you come from??
And.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: The Ferry King on January 31, 2011, 16:45:23
he quickly got a stick to hit him but then.......
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on January 31, 2011, 17:03:09
he quickly got a stick to hit him but then.......
The Igor K came to the rescue (ss08 tug...)....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on January 31, 2011, 19:34:19
but the steve irwin ramed the igor x.  :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on February 05, 2011, 20:49:44
...and the crew threw butric acid on the tug. So the people on the tug...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on February 06, 2011, 02:52:53
...and the crew threw butric acid on the tug. So the people on the tug...

....ran for cover and found they were taking on water after being rammed ....
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Post by: oceandream on February 06, 2011, 17:48:21
and they tried sealing the large hole
but............
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Post by: barrown1990 on February 07, 2011, 01:11:18
and they tried sealing the large hole
but............

they notice the other boat was preparing to ram them again.....
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Post by: dexter7 on February 07, 2011, 01:18:23
but they all of the sudden heard a boom and saw lego man on a (http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=405961847846&id=12d2fd66fc15be65a6037087b4566e09&url=http://www.scificool.com/images/2009/11/Battleship_003.jpg)
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Post by: oceandream on February 07, 2011, 02:44:50
giant WW2 warship
As the ship stopped next to them, Lego man said ".........
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Post by: barrown1990 on February 07, 2011, 15:36:37
giant WW2 warship
As the ship stopped next to them, Lego man said ".........

"is there a problem here?" the guys on the now sinking tug boat  rolled there eyes and shouted "no shit sherlock"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on February 08, 2011, 01:34:14
"Darn watch your language" Lego man said "let's get you guys off of there" but...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 08, 2011, 01:45:26
as soon as they get aboard they saw someting that was a.............
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on February 08, 2011, 01:56:11
as soon as they get aboard they saw someting that was a.............

an incoming torpedo from a leggo submarine that was too close to intercept
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 10, 2011, 19:30:19
And someone yelled "Brace for lego impact!" when...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on February 10, 2011, 20:49:27
the torpedo crippled the ship and cut all power
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 10, 2011, 21:38:22
and the lego submarine hatch opened up.
and out came....
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Post by: The Ferry King on February 10, 2011, 22:00:41
the sonic boom torpedo that could shoot miles away from a high speed of.............
Title: Re: Story
Post by: McGherkin on February 10, 2011, 23:07:38
12kn. But McGherkin appeared from nowhere and....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 11, 2011, 00:08:57
made the day by drinking a.......... ::)

(do i even need to say it)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on February 11, 2011, 08:56:58
bottle of buteric acid sea Shepard threw.

but then all lego blew up forever.
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Post by: oceandream on February 11, 2011, 13:03:23
And everyone was a in a big silence :o.....

(is this the end of lego man? :'()
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on February 11, 2011, 19:17:24
yes it is lego man rip.

but then the esperenza told sea Shepard of for being to violent. 
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Post by: dexter7 on February 11, 2011, 23:56:16
Rest in peace LOL  ;D  all Lego people attended the funeral :doh:. But on the bright side sea shepherd was not banned from the southern ocean   :D :D :D




(Not in story) please don't be the end of Lego man he's awesome
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Post by: alex 3d on February 12, 2011, 09:23:37
Then a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on February 12, 2011, 18:01:33
Lego man's evil clone :evil: was destroying a planet named...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on February 12, 2011, 18:25:02
tatooine  :doh:

But then yoda killed him.
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Post by: The Ferry King on February 12, 2011, 19:19:31
Yoda ran to a shop nearby a town to buy..........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on February 13, 2011, 10:28:47
Yoda ran to a shop nearby a town to buy..........
a new lego man...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 13, 2011, 16:17:15
was born and the history repeated
And he........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: danny on February 13, 2011, 16:21:05
he married a apple pie,
whilst on the way to the honeymoon there _____(insert mode of transport here) was hijacked by ______
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on February 13, 2011, 18:11:24
All lego blew up forever and Capitan bob decided to buy the m.v ...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on February 13, 2011, 18:16:21
cow 2....

(you really like explosions dont you)
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Post by: alex 3d on February 13, 2011, 18:23:14
cow 2....

(you really like explosions dont you)

[not in story yes i like explosions and i dont want lego in our story]

but then his new ship was hit by the ghost of ss france


(http://www.dvomarinedesign.com/vs/big_u-vs-gost.jpg)
oh no!
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Post by: barrown1990 on February 14, 2011, 18:26:29
but then the ghost of titanic apeared and the ghost of france retreated
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on February 14, 2011, 18:50:56
but then it hit a ghost iceberg and sank and the ghost of ss united states said ''ha ha!''
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on February 14, 2011, 19:05:21
but then the ghost of the ghost of the titanic appeared
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 15, 2011, 01:16:08
and blew the horn 3 times untill.........
Title: Re: Story
Post by: alex 3d on February 15, 2011, 09:40:53
it was rammed by ghost busters.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on February 16, 2011, 15:23:46
who for some reason had a hotdog instead of a ray gun so he retreated
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on February 26, 2011, 01:55:45
then the giant marshmallow man rose right up out of the sea in front of the gohstbusters' ship
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 26, 2011, 02:32:07
and said "Stop or be ghostefied!"
and they.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on February 26, 2011, 04:09:32
started throwing their hot dogs at him  XD

(not in story now i'm starting to regret saying "but..." in one of my posts) (before Lego man died)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Casey13 on February 27, 2011, 03:41:44
But then they realized hot dogs don't stop giant marshmallows or Titanic ghosts.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on February 28, 2011, 00:19:04
they were almost Gohstefied but he changed his mind and started destroying
Title: Re: Story
Post by: oceandream on February 28, 2011, 21:20:41
the giant UFO wich was floating above them
and.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on February 28, 2011, 22:03:10
then the UFO Abducted him and then marshmallow man saw Bryce (not in story Bryce is from Google Sketch-Up download GSU8 and search "Bryce" in the GSU warehouse theres alot about him)
(http://file:///C:/Users/Owner/Documents/Bryce.png)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on March 01, 2011, 12:23:26
then the ghost of the admiral graf spee arrived and shot down the ufo
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Kobus Post on March 01, 2011, 19:38:06
The UFO came down and hit the ghost busters ship...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on March 01, 2011, 19:42:08
then Aad the pirate came to save the day!...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on March 01, 2011, 20:21:59
then Aad the pirate came to save the day!...

....while the admiral graf spee lay at anchor with its main guns aimed at where the ufo crashed
Title: Re: Story
Post by: danny on March 01, 2011, 20:25:37
....while the admiral graf spee lay at anchor with its main guns aimed at where the ufo crashed
Seeing the crash, the captin ran inside the bridge, mashed the panic stations alarm and then noticed...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on March 02, 2011, 00:55:10
the ghost of the scharnhorst and gneisenau had also apeared but.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Pinguinboy on March 07, 2011, 23:43:07
...Something appeared from the UFO. It was Admiral Ackbar! He said...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: assassinator2.0 on March 08, 2011, 06:39:41
....give me your potatoe salad for i am hungry on this beautiful day
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on March 08, 2011, 08:37:33
or else ill need to Allahu ackbar you....

(that means to blow himself up + you)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on March 16, 2011, 18:50:32
no please dont and i will nevar give you my potato salad and your bombs well they are just sausages painted red with tnt writen on them.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on March 17, 2011, 21:28:20
at that moment every1 had noticed that the ghosts of scharnhorst and gneisenau had.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: x19Titanic12x on March 27, 2011, 15:51:04
at that moment every1 had noticed that the ghosts of scharnhorst and gneisenau had.....

Pasta!

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2a8hohi.png)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: rennie on May 05, 2011, 16:18:07
and that the pasta was actally little space ships
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on May 05, 2011, 21:41:01
or else ill need to Allahu ackbar you....

(that means to blow himself up + you)

allah akbar actually means "god (is) great" and given the bin laden case at the moment is perhaps in a bit bad taste don't you think?

Have you ever seen the aftermath of a terrorist bombing? Until you have kindly learn that some phrases aren't appropriate.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: assassinator2.0 on May 06, 2011, 04:53:47
allah akbar actually means "god (is) great" and given the bin laden case at the moment is perhaps in a bit bad taste don't you think?

Have you ever seen the aftermath of a terrorist bombing? Until you have kindly learn that some phrases aren't appropriate.

There was a recent terrorist bombing?
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Brave Sir Charge on May 07, 2011, 21:47:11
allah akbar actually means "god (is) great" and given the bin laden case at the moment is perhaps in a bit bad taste don't you think?

Have you ever seen the aftermath of a terrorist bombing? Until you have kindly learn that some phrases aren't appropriate.
sorry to say pal but i posted that waaaay before all this happend

(and yes i know what it means)
Title: Re: Story
Post by: craigster1 on May 11, 2011, 19:52:32
is this story still with us god it was ages ago sence i last posted on here
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on May 12, 2011, 20:52:58
sorry to say pal but i posted that waaaay before all this happend

(and yes i know what it means)

Either way you are making light of terrorist activities, which is perhaps a little sick. I will not be the one to apologise. If you think terrorism is funny or amusing I can introduce you to people that have been blown up and critically injured.

At your age I am surprised you think terrorists are amusing. I will not apologise nor will I retract my comment. If you had good grace you would do so.
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Mad_Fred on May 13, 2011, 06:36:45
Let's keep it at that, shall we?

Point well made, that is indeed not a phrase to be uttered just like that, as it might be seen as blasphemy... just like you should also not do that with any other religion's holy words, or whatever you would like to call it. It might insult people, or disrespect their beliefs. And that's not what we do here.

Best not even to go there and write such things, specially when it's delicate like that, and leave such religious references out.

But also not something to crucify someone about...  err.. did I say crucify, oops.. I mean..  well you know what I mean..   ::)

play nice gents!!  :thumbs:



Regards,
Fred
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on May 13, 2011, 20:44:00
Back to the story
the little spaceships were going to destroy planet...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: saltydog on May 14, 2011, 02:27:40
Indeed..Let's stay o.t.  ;)
Back to the story
the little spaceships were going to destroy planet...

Vixen, in the Quadramongo Nebula.  Little did they know they had a secret weapon, which was..
Title: Re: Story
Post by: assassinator2.0 on May 14, 2011, 05:43:41
A talking banana that shot out  lazors of....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on May 21, 2011, 12:00:18
fire but fire doesn't burn in space so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on May 23, 2011, 09:28:47
the ghost of the admiral raf spee blew up its self and ....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on May 24, 2011, 01:51:42
it destroyed all the space ships but the one with the king. so...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: barrown1990 on May 24, 2011, 09:29:32
it destroyed all the space ships but the one with the king. so...
gneisenau moved in to destroy it while scharnhorst.....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: matt5674 on May 24, 2011, 21:12:52
commanded a rebellion that...
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on May 25, 2011, 02:03:37
attacked the king's ship to create a diversion for gneisenau use his super weapon... :doh:
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on June 01, 2011, 13:17:41
But also not something to crucify someone about...  err.. did I say crucify, oops.. I mean..  well you know what I mean..   ::)

Haha... Someone's been watching Life of Brian....  ;D
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Stuart2007 on June 01, 2011, 13:18:06
attacked the king's ship to create a diversion for gneisenau use his super weapon... :doh:

The Marmite maker, which was aimed right at....
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Cadet on December 30, 2011, 17:34:53
the captain of the boat
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 30, 2011, 17:37:42
It missed... Shot again missed, "Sir, We need another shooter!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Cadet on December 30, 2011, 17:46:26
you shoot
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 30, 2011, 17:59:10
"But, But, But, I-" "You're better than that! Shoot!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Cadet on December 30, 2011, 18:25:52
"fine
get Jason the chef to shoot, he's only cooking a turky"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 30, 2011, 20:11:32
"Did he shoot it?" "Yes!" with what?" "a gun" "A gun is not a marmite maker!, now shoot!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: assassinator2.0 on December 30, 2011, 22:26:44
"no dont shoot!" says the turkey "i need to be eatten first!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 30, 2011, 22:37:50
Then we'll feed you to the lions!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Cadet on December 31, 2011, 14:32:19
what lions
this a boat in the alantic ocean
not a zoo
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 31, 2011, 14:51:26
"Oh well!" "We have Lions, Do we have lions?" "No!" "Then we'll throw you overboard!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Captain Cadet on December 31, 2011, 19:01:26
still, chef so bad of a cook he'll probily kill all of fish who eat it
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 31, 2011, 19:23:48
"Just shoot!" "Chef, You Shoot!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Rbsanford on December 31, 2011, 19:38:53
"I can't shoot! I'm just the chef!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 31, 2011, 19:44:07
"I can't shoot! I'm just the chef!"
"Can you throw knives?"

Way to go!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Rbsanford on December 31, 2011, 20:26:00
*throws knives*

"there we go!"
Title: Re: Story
Post by: dexter7 on December 31, 2011, 20:30:23
"Knives won't sink it!!!" "What will?" "erm... A Marmite maker!
Title: Re: Story
Post by: Rbsanford on January 01, 2012, 05:36:16
"yes! marmite! its the only way!"