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IRI5HJ4CK

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« Reply #175 on: December 24, 2009, 18:29:22 »

The woman then went off on her go faster scooter to the Post Office, to collect her Pension, and heating allowance..
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« Reply #176 on: December 24, 2009, 18:30:02 »

Whilst on the way, she stopped in at M&S for some...

Well, we all know M&S stands for Marmite and Spreads
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« Reply #177 on: December 24, 2009, 18:32:45 »

(sorry to interupt but whatch it  no cursing on this forum)
that's not cursing....
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« Reply #178 on: December 24, 2009, 18:32:54 »

Whilst on the way, she stopped in at M&S for some...

Well, we all know M&S stands for Marmite and Spreads
But I turned out for once it had nothing to do with Marmite, and M&S stood for "Machineguns and Sidewinders" and was a military hardware shop...

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« Reply #179 on: December 24, 2009, 18:34:03 »

that's not cursing....
i didnt type that my cusin did he is a bit crazy with a computer
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« Reply #180 on: December 24, 2009, 18:34:41 »

Gibby 12

I appreciate you have only just worked out how to change font size, but don't push the point. Also do not presume to quote my posts back to me. If you are offended by the use of damn- a non offensive and none derogatory word then use the 'report to moderator' function.

But do not quote my own words in such large text, as such action is un-necessary.
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« Reply #181 on: December 24, 2009, 18:35:19 »

(sorry to interupt but whatch it  no cursing on this forum)

Oh, and if you're going to start criticising my posts, please buy a dictionary

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i didnt type that my cusin did he is a bit crazy with a computer
Then keep your cousin away from your computer or make him sign in under his own name.
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« Reply #182 on: December 24, 2009, 18:35:57 »

Oh, and if you're going to start criticising my posts, please buy a dictionary
HAHA  :doh:
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« Reply #183 on: December 24, 2009, 18:36:16 »

Oh, and if you're going to start criticising my posts, please buy a dictionary

Well said Stuart.
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« Reply #184 on: December 24, 2009, 18:37:08 »

Gibby 12

I appreciate you have only just worked out how to change font size, but don't push the point. Also do not presume to quote my posts back to me. If you are offended by the use of damn- a non offensive and none derogatory word then use the 'report to moderator' function.

But do not quote my own words in such large text, as such action is un-necessary.

for the last time i let my cusin use my computer he is a bit crazy with them now lets get back on topic please
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« Reply #185 on: December 24, 2009, 18:38:38 »

But I turned out for once it had nothing to do with Marmite, and M&S stood for "Machineguns and Sidewinders" and was a military hardware shop...



Marmite- Machine guns? They are both powerful, useful stuff but deadly to your enemies.

So, armed with her Marmite firing machine guns, the old granny decided that her pensios was too small, so she used her Marmite Machine gun to withdraw the entire contents of the post office before getting onboard her private boat, formerly the Cenred of Wightlink which she just bought for £400,000
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« Reply #186 on: December 24, 2009, 18:39:37 »

for the last time i let my cusin use my computer he is a bit crazy with them now lets get back on topic please

Like I said, supervise your cousin in future- not that I remotely believe that for one minute anyway, so a more blunt message from me would be "THINK before you post"... Or just think fullstop, wherever possible
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« Reply #187 on: December 24, 2009, 18:41:23 »

So, armed with her Marmite firing machine guns, the old granny decided that her pensios was too small, so she used her Marmite Machine gun to withdraw the entire contents of the post office

whereupon she found that she only had 50p, so
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« Reply #188 on: December 24, 2009, 18:56:50 »

So, knowing that she still had a fiver in her purse, the postmaster pulled out a sawn off and told her to hand it over, whereupon he said "This will help the post office nicely"
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« Reply #189 on: December 24, 2009, 19:05:44 »

"in fact it will double their current revenue! Perhaps this will encourage them to stop acting like British Leyland workers and GET BACK TO WORK!"
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« Reply #190 on: December 24, 2009, 21:04:56 »

"Never! It is our duty to act like Leyland workers!" he said slamming the booth door shut. ...
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« Reply #191 on: December 24, 2009, 21:07:34 »

i didnt type that my cusin did he is a bit crazy with a computer

You should also read the forum rules.

One Account = One Person

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« Reply #192 on: December 24, 2009, 21:07:46 »

[since we are making political statements (of which I agee)]

"Never! It is our duty to act like Leyland workers!" he said slamming the booth door shut. ...

Muttering to himself as he walked down the corridor, "More like our duty to act like Leyland-never-workers"

(equally you could use any large company that has Unite (or its previous incarnations) whilst under any Labour government)


I find the name 'Labour' amusing... Since Labour means work and under them no one seems to work.
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« Reply #193 on: December 25, 2009, 19:24:39 »

Thought I might kick start this topic again.

At 8:20pm they turned back for home after..
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« Reply #194 on: December 25, 2009, 19:54:13 »

Thought I might get in on the act...
....after several rounds of bowling, three lemonades and countless quarter pounder burgers in the back of a mysterious hardware store.
 :o :o :o
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« Reply #195 on: December 25, 2009, 20:03:06 »

They then went to a McDonald's, ordering...
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« Reply #196 on: December 25, 2009, 23:21:37 »

...another round of quarter pounders with marmite, marmite cola, marmite milkshake, marmite sauce and an edible marmite sick bucket!
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« Reply #197 on: December 28, 2009, 16:37:17 »

and to finish a Marmite Mc Flurry  :doh: haha
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« Reply #198 on: December 28, 2009, 16:39:18 »

Then they sailed home in the Marmitemobile.
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« Reply #199 on: December 28, 2009, 16:41:21 »

Which promptly was stopped by the police, for "Driving under the influence of Marmite"...
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