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Stuart2007

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« Reply #275 on: January 18, 2010, 21:30:19 »

As well as Toffee on toast, along with lots of cheese...


and Marmite...  :angel:
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« Reply #276 on: January 19, 2010, 01:43:09 »

And red hot molten metal?.. ;D
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Stuart2007

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« Reply #277 on: January 19, 2010, 01:46:16 »

And red hot molten metal?.. ;D

Which he found didn't burn his mouth as much as a thick layer of Marmite
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HmhsBritannic

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« Reply #278 on: January 19, 2010, 02:19:38 »

And Sir Lancelot Came Along And Ate His Marmite & Sank The Iceberg. ( Impossible )  ::)
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Stuart2007

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« Reply #279 on: January 19, 2010, 17:10:11 »

And Sir Lancelot Came Along And Ate His Marmite & Sank The Iceberg. ( Impossible )  ::)


Very easy to sink an iceberg...

melt it.
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #280 on: January 19, 2010, 19:39:38 »


Very easy to sink an iceberg...

melt it.

but then it wouldn't sink...

It would most likely be hotter then the water around it, so it would still be on top...

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« Reply #281 on: January 19, 2010, 19:46:20 »

but then it wouldn't sink...

It would most likely be hotter then the water around it, so it would still be on top...

And McGherkin showed how clever he was by cooling melting it, then deoxygenating the water produced. This would make it heavier than the surrounding water.

EDIT: Strikethroughs!  :doh: Cooling an iceberg tends to freeze it.
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #282 on: January 19, 2010, 19:47:11 »

And McGherkin showed how clever he was by cooling melting it, then deoxygenating the water produced. This would make it heavier than the surrounding water.

EDIT: Strikethroughs!  :doh:

But TFM wondered how removing the oxygen from water would make it heavier...

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« Reply #283 on: January 19, 2010, 19:48:34 »

Butr TFM wondered how removing the oxygen from water woulod make it heavier...

If oxygen floats, then water with oxygen in it will float on top of water without. Think of those oil toys with two layers of oil...
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« Reply #284 on: January 19, 2010, 20:09:22 »

but then it wouldn't sink...

It would most likely be hotter then the water around it, so it would still be on top...

Actually, a better point would have been to say that as it would be to say that fresh water is less dense than salt water and would therefore sit on top.

But I didn't think it was going to be a physics discussion. He said as he rammed an iceberg so far down TFMs throat that he didn't need to drink for a month... (all in a very nice, non-violent way of course)
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #285 on: January 19, 2010, 20:37:54 »

But TFM got fed up with al this water so went onboard a ferry

Stuart2007

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« Reply #286 on: January 19, 2010, 20:47:08 »

But TFM got fed up with al this water so went onboard a ferry

Which crossed the saragasso sea, and its overly oxygenated water caused a reduction in bouyancy... TO overcome this, the captain ordered that TFM be thrown overboard
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« Reply #287 on: January 19, 2010, 21:21:22 »

Which crossed the saragasso sea, and its overly oxygenated water caused a reduction in bouyancy... TO overcome this, the captain ordered that TFM be thrown overboard...

Luckily Captain Brown was passing by the ship at that time in the little VSTEP7 and managed to catch TFM on the back of the taxi-boat. It was only then that they both realised what was coming from over the horizon...
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« Reply #288 on: January 19, 2010, 21:23:18 »

A

big

pot

of

Marmite

 ;D

(sorry ignore that. Even Marmite loses its fun after a while)
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HmhsBritannic

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« Reply #289 on: January 20, 2010, 00:25:37 »

And The HMHS Britannic ( Before She Hit A Mine. ::) ) Came Through The Horizon & Hit The Taxi Boat & The Ferry & Sank Them.  ;)
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« Reply #290 on: January 20, 2010, 08:43:52 »

So the RAF came over and dive bombed Stuarts house with Marmite.

 :lol:
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« Reply #291 on: January 20, 2010, 08:47:32 »

at which point stu lost his obsession in marmite
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #292 on: January 20, 2010, 09:37:18 »

Thus breaking the whole universe...

Stuart2007

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« Reply #293 on: January 20, 2010, 18:21:30 »

at which point stu lost his obsession in marmite
NEVER.
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« Reply #294 on: January 24, 2010, 01:34:55 »

And I Came  To Stuart07 And Hit Him On The Head With A Pole Making Him Forget About Marmite FOREVER.  :angel:
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« Reply #295 on: January 24, 2010, 11:46:32 »

Fortunately for all Marmite lovers in Marmiteville, County Marmamite, Marmitaland on the plante Marmitus Loveus, it was only one of Stuart's many clones and thefore Stuart himself kept robotting on and on...  :doh:
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« Reply #296 on: January 24, 2010, 23:12:19 »

And I Came  To Stuart07 And Hit Him On The Head With A Pole Making Him Forget About Marmite FOREVER.  :angel:


Have you ever tried lighting a match on a bar of soap? Well, you've about as much chance...
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« Reply #297 on: January 25, 2010, 02:13:25 »


Have you ever tried lighting a match on a bar of soap? Well, you've about as much chance...

Melt It Without Setting It On Fire.  ;)
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« Reply #298 on: January 26, 2010, 00:09:54 »

Melt It Without Setting It On Fire.  ;)

Thanks for that useful insight into soap production and fire lighting...
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« Reply #299 on: January 26, 2010, 00:26:28 »

Thanks for that useful insight into soap production and fire lighting...

T_T
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