Topic: Story (Read 317523 times)

jammydodger · « **Reply #225 on:** January 02, 2010, 13:29:40 »

...which was right on top of a crushed case for Windows 7!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #226 on:** January 02, 2010, 18:22:59 »

Which [insert name of any fed up windoze (sic) user] threw in despair at the o/s as it gobbled system resources

McGherkin · « **Reply #227 on:** January 02, 2010, 19:57:24 »

While McGherkin ran the whole lot over with yet another bloody hovercraft...

jammydodger · « **Reply #228 on:** January 02, 2010, 20:09:55 »

Which was then crushed by the mother of the elephant that attacked Capt. Matt!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #229 on:** January 02, 2010, 20:10:36 »

Quote from: McGherkin on January 02, 2010, 19:57:24

While McGherkin ran the whole lot over with yet another bloody hovercraft...

Quite WHY the entire contents of the arteries and veins of the innocent bystanders coated the hovermower, is unknown... But McG thanked Stuart2007 for preventing him from getting a goderation ammenment!

Meanwhile, McG learned that the hovercraft was uneconomical and would be retired in favour of DV monohulls, which would ultimately bankrupt their owner anyway... (not enough miles per Marmite)

jammydodger · « **Reply #230 on:** January 03, 2010, 00:35:36 »

So all of which were crushed by....the mother of the elephant that attacked Capt. Matt!

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #231 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:35:30 »

After Matt was uncrushed....................................

jammydodger · « **Reply #232 on:** January 17, 2010, 01:00:34 »

....the story machine was given a good old size 20 boot by jammydodger.

saltydog · « **Reply #233 on:** January 17, 2010, 02:45:17 »

Suddenly, he spotted a ship on the horizon..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #234 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:15:50 »

Which was full of Pirates after JammyDodger's...

freddythefish007 · « **Reply #235 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:48:28 »

Jammy Dodgers, because they tasted like...

TJK · « **Reply #236 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:51:05 »

Marmite.....

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #237 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:53:29 »

Which was odd, since they were made with strawberry jam, yet...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #238 on:** January 17, 2010, 18:00:18 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 11:53:29

Which was odd, since they were made with strawberry jam, yet...

On the bridge of the Pride of Bilbao, now languishing in some drydock somewhere due to P&Os general apathy for trade, their passengers, or staff, the captain had left some Jammy dodgers that TFM found did indeed taste of Marmite... and mould.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #239 on:** January 17, 2010, 18:06:02 »

So he got rid of the mouldy bits and ate the rest, before getting taking the Bilbao back to Portsmouth...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #240 on:** January 17, 2010, 18:23:05 »

When it re-started running to Bilbao with the newly formed Trans Marmite[time] ferries...

Unfortunaly the former MD of P&O ferries, recently sacked for running the company into the ground, fell of the dock in disbelief at yet another company taking over yet another one of its routes and then trading profitably, and ended up wet.

So the moral of this story is that jammy dodgers are made from marmite and that ferry company directors are total tossers... Yes, now that they have no jobs they spend all day tossing pancakes.

saltydog · « **Reply #241 on:** January 17, 2010, 20:37:54 »

Meanwhile, back at the ranch..

McGherkin · « **Reply #242 on:** January 17, 2010, 20:52:39 »

McGherkin wondered where WM was...

freddythefish007 · « **Reply #243 on:** January 17, 2010, 21:11:43 »

So he walked outside and found him squished by a rampaging elephant.

EDIT: Spelling

saltydog · « **Reply #244 on:** January 17, 2010, 21:13:01 »

As did Pete..
Was the rumour true that he had been taken prisoner by Amazones, and was now being held in the Brazilian jungle..?
Who knows what designs they would have on his person..

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #245 on:** January 17, 2010, 21:41:21 »

And people wondered who on this forum might know exactly what has happened to WM...

saltydog · « **Reply #246 on:** January 17, 2010, 22:07:39 »

Some say he has gone to Siberia to hibernate..

freddythefish007 · « **Reply #247 on:** January 17, 2010, 22:18:19 »

All we know, he's called The Stig

saltydog · « **Reply #248 on:** January 17, 2010, 22:28:56 »

And he allways travels with a bush..

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #249 on:** January 17, 2010, 23:11:52 »

and a pot of Marmite

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TJK