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clanky

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Re: Story
« Reply #475 on: February 26, 2010, 20:09:09 »

mopping up the mess with slices of toast

EDIT: oops missed he new page

stabbing......

TFM with
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #476 on: February 26, 2010, 20:10:34 »

As he cut down zombies made from marmite...

Edit: Thanks for the edit  :doh:

With a knife made from Marmite that splattered on contact...

clanky

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« Reply #477 on: February 26, 2010, 20:25:18 »

And was mopped up with slices of toast by Stuart :)...
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« Reply #478 on: February 26, 2010, 20:30:35 »

When suddenly! Nothing happened. But it happened fast, mind you. The next moment...

[One day I'm gonna copy this whole topic down, compile it into a book and read it to my kids (assuming I have them by then) ...)
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« Reply #479 on: February 28, 2010, 18:18:57 »

@McG: Best idea I've ever heard in my entire life.  !:)
 :D :lol:
Why don't you publish it?  :doh:
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« Reply #480 on: February 28, 2010, 18:21:30 »

Why don't you publish it?  :doh:

'Because I have no money!' McGherkin Said.

Just then...
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jammydodger

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« Reply #481 on: February 28, 2010, 18:25:52 »

A publisher offered to publish McG's book for free. It sold many millions of copies. The best feature was that it kept updating itself to include all story posts here as they came.
But one day, a sad man who wore nothing that wasn't black, who lived in a black shack, in which everything was black, decided he'd had enough of McG. So he asked TFM to make up a plan. Unfortunately, that plan involved Burger King three times, so he had to find someone else...
That someone was, the one, the only....
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #482 on: February 28, 2010, 18:26:46 »

McGherkin, who decided to use...

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« Reply #483 on: February 28, 2010, 18:27:23 »

Robert Mugabe to kill himself... (?)
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« Reply #484 on: February 28, 2010, 18:28:55 »

and wooden board, a harness and a bobsleigh.
Mugabe later pulled out of the plan after arguments over who owned a large 300 mile square area in the Micronesian islands.
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #485 on: February 28, 2010, 18:29:47 »

The owner got annoyed, as the owner was...

McGherkin

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« Reply #486 on: February 28, 2010, 18:30:44 »

shipfan55, who did not like this one bit.
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #487 on: February 28, 2010, 18:31:14 »

So he decided he would...

McGherkin

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« Reply #488 on: February 28, 2010, 18:34:10 »

resurrect the Cheryl Cole vs Sausage Roll topic, with a picture of a Giant Sausage Roll.
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #489 on: February 28, 2010, 18:35:09 »

Which was in fact much larger then Cheryl Cole, and could also...

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« Reply #490 on: February 28, 2010, 18:35:48 »

sing better than her...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #491 on: February 28, 2010, 18:36:28 »

And could also

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« Reply #492 on: February 28, 2010, 18:37:26 »

Charm the eyes off a fat man...
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« Reply #493 on: February 28, 2010, 18:37:55 »

Hpwever this lead to the Sausage Roll...

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« Reply #494 on: February 28, 2010, 18:38:53 »

being eaten, and this made Simon Cowell very angry, so he...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #495 on: February 28, 2010, 18:39:55 »

declared war on the land of sausage rolls, and thust started the infamous Sausage Roll War...

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« Reply #496 on: February 28, 2010, 18:40:35 »

The war caused John Prescott to go mad, and he ate Cowell, ending the war.
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« Reply #497 on: February 28, 2010, 18:41:57 »

But Prescott was not appeased, and he ate every sausage roll in the world. He then went and lived in his birdhouse (£10,000, Expenses)
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« Reply #498 on: February 28, 2010, 18:43:18 »

Before building a completely new, giant island in the middle of the Mediterranian (or however it's spelt), building a little duck house on it and moving in there (another £575,000 expenses of course).
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« Reply #499 on: February 28, 2010, 18:43:50 »

And then filling it full with lots of different food and...
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