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Ralphy

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« Reply #350 on: February 02, 2010, 08:19:13 »

WARNING!!!! YOU ARE USEING A PIRATE COPY DUE TO THE FACT THAT SSE HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED. THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ARREST YOU!!! At that point Ralphy gulped and...
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McGherkin

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« Reply #351 on: February 02, 2010, 08:22:16 »

Legged it...
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Saphire

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« Reply #352 on: February 02, 2010, 10:46:00 »

To portsmouth where he stole the HMS Victory and at the top of the mast he put the flag of...
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Ralphy

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« Reply #353 on: February 02, 2010, 17:05:19 »

the isle of wight

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Saphire

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« Reply #354 on: February 02, 2010, 17:49:56 »

But it was replaced by this:

And he was blown to bits by the american airforce who mistook him for a british tank...
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Ralphy

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« Reply #355 on: February 03, 2010, 08:32:02 »

lucky for Ralphy the pride of bilbao was passing on it's last trip out of portsmouth so he jumped on the back and...
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IRI5HJ4CK

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« Reply #356 on: February 03, 2010, 08:45:54 »

accidentally fell...And got drawn in by the swirling propellers :evil:

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McGherkin

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« Reply #357 on: February 03, 2010, 16:11:25 »

and whilst the propellors sucked him in, he crashed against the rudder and broke it. Up on the bridge, hundreds of red warning lights came on. 'Oh flip, we've sucked in another forum member' said Captain...?
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #358 on: February 03, 2010, 16:16:06 »

Wave Music, returning from his long 3 week voyage from

marcstrat

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« Reply #359 on: February 03, 2010, 16:21:30 »

Are there any more left,was his first idea......
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IRI5HJ4CK

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« Reply #360 on: February 03, 2010, 17:25:09 »

'No' Came the reply from NathanC who was living in a cardboard box in the corner of the Forum...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #361 on: February 03, 2010, 17:34:27 »

However a strong wind ripped the roof from Nathans Carboard house...

jammydodger

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« Reply #362 on: February 03, 2010, 18:29:31 »

and sent it flying all the way to Portsmouth, to the Pride of Bilbao and churned up in the propellers. Of course they all broke in to tiny pieces and were flung in the air by a massive explosion (which somehow did NO other damage...).
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.....
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Ralphy

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« Reply #363 on: February 06, 2010, 09:04:52 »

apart from the damage to hms warrior which then sank 2 feet and then hit the ground
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jammydodger

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« Reply #364 on: February 06, 2010, 20:17:45 »

...then exploded into millions of tiny pieces...
Tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle...
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Ralphy

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« Reply #365 on: February 06, 2010, 21:00:28 »

while this was happening Ralphy took the solent cat back to cowes, he then ran up to his house and hid under his bed shaking hoping nothing else would blow up
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jammydodger

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« Reply #366 on: February 06, 2010, 21:19:30 »

...at which point Ralphy's house blew up into millions of tiny pieces...
Tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle...
The next house blew, and the next, and the next, and the next....
Eventually, all of Cowes was destroyed. The Isle of Wight was lifted, along with the UK mainland and Ireland, up into space by giant elephants, as the Earth sat exploding and exploding again and again into....
MILLIONS OF TINY PIECES!  :doh: Tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle... tinkle...tinkle...tinkle...tinkle...tinkle... tinkle...PSSST! Tinkle...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #367 on: February 06, 2010, 21:20:32 »

At this point WM woke up to realise that this was all just a bad dream, but decided it was too early, so went off tyo go and...

Wave Music

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« Reply #368 on: February 06, 2010, 21:27:23 »

At this point WM woke up to realise that this was all just a bad dream, but decided it was too early, so went off tyo go and...

...found someone in his room.  "Who...  Who're you & what are you doing here?" - asked WM.  The guy answered: "Oh I see...   Believe or not, but I'm Ferryman."  "Is that a joke?" - replied WM back, to which the guy answered: "Of course it's not, I'm Ferryman from SS forum, remember me?  Yeah, that Ferryman who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, has no girlfriend & so on..  Can't you understand?"   So WM replied:
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McGherkin

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« Reply #369 on: February 06, 2010, 21:29:33 »

Why are you in my house?
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #370 on: February 06, 2010, 21:40:48 »

To Which the Ferry Man said

"I am here to show you the error of your ways"...

jammydodger

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« Reply #371 on: February 06, 2010, 21:58:53 »

WM then got very scared and -
oh. Sorry. I mean, WM sat there staring at TFM with a sarcastic look on his face, for a few moments. He then whizzed around the room using his magic powers, appearing as just a blurr. The door was flung open, WM sped out, and TFM hobbled along behind him until he reached the stairs, when he fell to his knees and said to himself...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #372 on: February 06, 2010, 22:05:31 »

Your Post deleting ways are a pain in the stern, could you refrain from doing it in future...

Wave Music

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« Reply #373 on: February 06, 2010, 22:08:24 »

To which WM replied: "Sorry, I can't help myself" & went outside, leaving Ferryman standing alone on the knees with a sad look on the face...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #374 on: February 06, 2010, 22:09:04 »

To which WM replied: "Sorry, I can't help myself" & left Ferryman standing alone on the knees with a sad look on face...

I suppose The Quoting man Will have to visit you as well in the future,...
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