Topic: Story (Read 317549 times)

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #250 on:** January 17, 2010, 23:12:49 »

to create scenic pictures of ugly ships in marmite...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #251 on:** January 17, 2010, 23:16:25 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on January 17, 2010, 23:12:49

to create scenic pictures of ugly ships in marmite...

REVIEW NOTE: Can a goderator please amend TFMs entry?

I find it grossly offensive to have the word 'ugly' along with the word Marmite...

Thanks very Marmite

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #252 on:** January 17, 2010, 23:18:08 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on January 17, 2010, 23:16:25

REVIEW NOTE: Can a goderator please amend TFMs entry?

I find it grossly offensive to have the word 'ugly' along with the word Marmite...

Thanks very Marmite

Review Note: WM likes Ugly Ships... thus he would paint ugly ships...

saltydog · « **Reply #253 on:** January 17, 2010, 23:27:40 »

Then, suddenly, our hero spotted a sparkling thing in the water..

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #254 on:** January 17, 2010, 23:56:38 »

Which came straight from the island in the series 'LOST'

TJK · « **Reply #255 on:** January 18, 2010, 00:41:56 »

And the a Mermaid was swimming to him....
she had not heard about LOST

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #256 on:** January 18, 2010, 00:54:53 »

Quote from: TJK on January 18, 2010, 00:41:56

she had not heard about LOST

She should consider herself very lucky....

saltydog · « **Reply #257 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:00:12 »

And so, our lucky mermaid swam on and on, untill...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #258 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:02:55 »

She found out that Christopher Columbus was wrong, there was no new continent and she fell over the edge of planet earth

saltydog · « **Reply #259 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:09:26 »

Fortunately, Worf was passing by on an investigating mission, and he was able to transport the mermaid onboard his ship..

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #260 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:19:13 »

Quote from: saltydog on January 18, 2010, 02:09:26

Fortunately, Worf was passing by on an investigating mission, and he was able to transport the mermaid onboard his ship..

Before barking to her that to fall off a planet without fighting someone was to live without honour, at which point he threw her out (without Marmite) the spaceship, where she landed on planet wavemusic.

saltydog · « **Reply #261 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:38:27 »

It was then that Worf told Stuart of his quest: to find and conquer the Monster of Aargh..

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #262 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:43:13 »

Although Stuart 2007 had no idea what he was trying to say, when he suddenly died yelling "aarrrgh"...

Stuart2007 apologised profusely to his convulsing body, and promised that he would never again touch anything that said "DANGER 20,000 volts DC"

jojo123 · « **Reply #263 on:** January 18, 2010, 05:51:42 »

Then he went to the Vikings metrodome and became an viking!!!!!

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #264 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:39:23 »

And thus went on a rampage throughtout Marmiteland...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #265 on:** January 18, 2010, 16:14:18 »

[why does it always come back to Marmite?]

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #266 on:** January 18, 2010, 16:54:55 »

Thus He Found A Viking Ship, And Sailed It Into An Iceberg.

McGherkin · « **Reply #267 on:** January 18, 2010, 19:05:54 »

Quote from: HmhsBritannic on January 18, 2010, 16:54:55

Thus He Found A Viking Ship, And Sailed It Into An Iceberg.

Which jumped into it, honest. An onlooker sighed. his name was...

v.h94 · « **Reply #268 on:** January 18, 2010, 19:06:46 »

Hjalmar

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #269 on:** January 18, 2010, 19:24:18 »

And Started Playing A Piano. ( XD )

v.h94 · « **Reply #270 on:** January 18, 2010, 19:36:06 »

That just have felt from a window coming out from nowere

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #271 on:** January 18, 2010, 21:16:52 »

And landed on top of a car owned by...

McGherkin · « **Reply #272 on:** January 18, 2010, 21:28:32 »

McGherkin! And lo, he was sore angry so he went to go have a jar of.... (do NOT say Marmite. Be inventive for once...)

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #273 on:** January 18, 2010, 21:29:29 »

Jam, that was dark brown, salty, and came in a dark brown glass jar with a yellow lid

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #274 on:** January 18, 2010, 21:29:47 »

As well as Toffee on toast, along with lots of cheese...

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TJK