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Stuart2007 · « **Reply #150 on:** December 24, 2009, 16:16:14 »

Stuart2007 stepped aboard the smaller of his private yacht fleet, and wondered what it was like when it was the cunard flagship.

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #151 on:** December 24, 2009, 16:33:06 »

When suddenly, an army of Paddy's boarded the vessel armed...And ordered Stuart to put his hands in the air!

llamalord · « **Reply #152 on:** December 24, 2009, 16:36:39 »

and dance the disco!

McGherkin · « **Reply #153 on:** December 24, 2009, 16:45:51 »

But Stu courageously legged it, and jumped overboard...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #154 on:** December 24, 2009, 16:47:23 »

Into the sea if Marmite he had been slowly sailing in

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #155 on:** December 24, 2009, 16:49:17 »

So the Irish army surrounded him with Warships...And shot him point blank.

The next day...

Saphire · « **Reply #156 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:00:29 »

The Irish Navy wondered why the army had taken there warships...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #157 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:13:44 »

(Ultimately, Because they are Irish)

McGherkin · « **Reply #158 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:28:50 »

And what that big black submarine shaped thingy was, whilst they were watched carefully through its periscope by...

Saphire · « **Reply #159 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:30:46 »

Johnny Cash, who was eating...

McGherkin · « **Reply #160 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:32:52 »

Marmite, brought aboard by a stowaway called...

Saphire · « **Reply #161 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:35:16 »

Captian Ahab, who was thinking about...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #162 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:37:17 »

Eating Marmite..

Saphire · « **Reply #163 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:43:39 »

whilst he...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #164 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:46:42 »

Drank Marmite

Saphire · « **Reply #165 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:49:27 »

And phoned Marmites Anonymous to book a meeting to stop his terrible addiction to...

(If anyone say's marmite, I will throw a chrismas turkey at them

)

gibby12 · « **Reply #166 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:54:55 »

Quote from: Saphire on December 24, 2009, 17:49:27

And phoned Marmites Anonymous to book a meeting to stop his terrible addiction to...

(If anyone say's marmite, I will throw a chrismas turkey at them )

MARMITE MARMITE MARMITE

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #167 on:** December 24, 2009, 17:55:03 »

Marmite

(he said it first!)

Saphire · « **Reply #168 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:02:01 »

I guess I kind of asked for it. Now, get back on topic!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #169 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:04:31 »

Chapter 2. Revenge of the Marmite man

Once upon a time, there was a jar of Marmite sitting on a supermarket shelf

Saphire · « **Reply #170 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:06:32 »

It was knocked over by a man who said "One down, 10,00000 to go!" This was heard so...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #171 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:07:42 »

By a deaf person who didn't know what he said. But noticed that once he knocked it into his basket he went and bought a loaf of bread, a toaster, a knife...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #172 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:14:25 »

Whilst he exited the shop a granny scooter with "Go faster stripes" on, mowed over the poor fellow...

Saphire · « **Reply #173 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:16:37 »

who them with his last words said...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #174 on:** December 24, 2009, 18:28:05 »

"Ouch. That really damn well hurt. Why don't you look where you are going with that damned scooter in future. You stupid old bat"

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