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jammydodger · « **Reply #375 on:** February 06, 2010, 22:54:42 »

WM then travelled far and wide to the many unknowns of the Earth, and beyond!
Eventually, WM arrived at an island near Borneo. He went to visit the only inhabitant of the island, Kensuke, a wise man who lived in a cave. He got to the cave, peeled back the cloth that was used as a door, peered inside and said...

McGherkin · « **Reply #376 on:** February 06, 2010, 22:57:32 »

'Hi WM! What brings you here? Not the old Marmite again?'

Wave Music · « **Reply #377 on:** February 06, 2010, 22:58:49 »

Quote from: McGherkin on February 06, 2010, 22:57:32

'Hi WM! What brings you here? Not the old Marmite again?'

So you mean there was like 2 WMs? Is it again the WM epidemy?

jammydodger · « **Reply #378 on:** February 06, 2010, 23:20:32 »

Owww.... you messed it all up!

WM was meant to say something not the wise man... GET IT RIGHT!

and said...

McGherkin · « **Reply #379 on:** February 07, 2010, 19:22:54 »

'a post was deleted. Not my fault.'

saltydog · « **Reply #380 on:** February 09, 2010, 15:03:53 »

Inside the cave it was dark..Only a candle was burning in the distance, illuminating a door..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #381 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:32:33 »

So WM opened the door and he found...

McGherkin · « **Reply #382 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:41:00 »

SR-N4 the Princess Anne heading straight for him. So he did the cleverest thing, and...

Ralphy · « **Reply #383 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:44:13 »

closed the door and ran

saltydog · « **Reply #384 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:47:31 »

straight into a giant spider web, which bounced him back through the doorway and down the staircase to..

McGherkin · « **Reply #385 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:49:17 »

the door again! The SR-N4 was still approachig at a rate of knots, and WM started to run again.

However, the wall was far too weedy to stop such a thing as a Mountbatten class hovercraft, so it simply crashed through the wall and...

Well, WM wasn't crushed. Sure, he was knocked over by the skirt, but then the skirt passed over his head, and like in the eye of a storm, there was relative peace. WM got up, then was promptly hit by the other end of the skirt.

Looking on, a figure was heard to say...

(EDIT: required slight modification to make it work because Pete got there before I finished typing

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saltydog · « **Reply #386 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:57:23 »

Meanwhile, WM, in his usual fashion, continued to observe the proceedings behind the bushes..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #387 on:** February 09, 2010, 18:45:34 »

because if he was to go into broad daylight then the men in white coats...

jammydodger · « **Reply #388 on:** February 09, 2010, 22:06:09 »

Would stare at him from distant clifftops, and run away like chimpanzees when he saw them.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #389 on:** February 09, 2010, 22:07:50 »

This would annoy the Men in Blue coats as they would be tied to chairs and forced to watch WM until he went back indoors...

jammydodger · « **Reply #390 on:** February 10, 2010, 17:49:36 »

to have his morning cup of marmite number 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 or his afternoon cup of marmite number 1/2/3/4 or his evening cup of marmite 1/2/3 or night time cup of marmite number 1/2/3/4

Guess the forumula

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #391 on:** February 10, 2010, 17:51:11 »

This annoyed Stu as it took presious Marmite away from him, so he decided to...

jammydodger · « **Reply #392 on:** February 10, 2010, 18:10:06 »

Give up drinking Marmite and sniff it instead.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #393 on:** February 10, 2010, 21:42:29 »

Just then Gordon Broon arrived at Dover, fell in the sea and due to a strike by the French workers now working the port, no one was available to stop the useless piece of flotsum from drowning...

Just as Stuart2007 tried to help him out of the water, someone pointed out that standing on his head saying "damn it, drown you piece of 'seaweed'" wasn't helping.

To which, Stuart2007 said "tough"

and then....

McGherkin · « **Reply #394 on:** February 10, 2010, 21:48:24 »

McGherkin came over from another topic in a hovercraft, said 'Stand Back, Stu!' and finished the worthless politician off...

From the sidelines...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #395 on:** February 10, 2010, 21:54:07 »

To which point tuart2007 warned mcg that saying such things could be classed as incitement to murder... and WORSE could be classed as criticising the government (and thereby being a devisive influence).... Just as Stu said that (too late) Fungus McBrown announced that he was going to use the civil contingencies act to suspend parliment and run the country with the executive of the privvy council...

McG, who was arrested as an enemy of the state said "it's ok. my lawyer will get me off... After all, this IS Britain..."
To which, Stu replied..."Sorry McG. You are right. This IS Britain."
McG replied "Ah, damn. I've just realised how stupid it is to rely on a fair trial, since the CTA abolishes right to trial by jury..."

McGherkin · « **Reply #396 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:04:31 »

But then McGherkin rightly pointed out that Stu was just as responsible as McGherkin, since until he arrived, Stu was

Quote from: Stuart2007 on February 10, 2010, 21:42:29

standing on his [G.B.s] head saying "damn it, drown you piece of 'seaweed'"

We are both enemies of the state. But only one of us is a complicated computer algorithm designed to post in a human-like way.

Meanwhile...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #397 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:56:09 »

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were...

McGherkin · « **Reply #398 on:** February 11, 2010, 15:39:01 »

Not in a pub! They were Stu, Jack and McGherkin, and they were at Dover, or Douvres as it's now to be called. Jack calmly said to Stu...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #399 on:** February 11, 2010, 17:20:32 »

"I AM NOT &*(^&%^& STRESSED! ALLRIGHT?"

Then Stu said it was down to Jack drinking too much Irish Guinness, and why didn't he have a proper pint of British lager, made by either Stella, Kronenburg or Carlesburg...

But then he saw on the TV news-

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