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clanky

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« Reply #575 on: April 13, 2010, 21:54:18 »

stared a giant food fight, in which...
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Ralphy

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« Reply #576 on: April 13, 2010, 22:19:20 »

and ate McGherkin, then walked out...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #577 on: April 13, 2010, 22:59:12 »

So he got into his hovercraft...

McGherkin

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« Reply #578 on: April 13, 2010, 23:04:05 »

And bravely retreated.
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Shipaddict

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« Reply #579 on: April 13, 2010, 23:07:08 »

While the monster decided it DID want him after all and caught the next available hovercraft from Southsea.
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McGherkin

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« Reply #580 on: April 13, 2010, 23:22:51 »

But the monster was slowed by a broken down fastcat and McGherkin got away retreated to a safe distance.
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Shipaddict

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« Reply #581 on: April 13, 2010, 23:26:25 »

Where he decided to try and find some strawberry jelly... :)
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McGherkin

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« Reply #582 on: April 13, 2010, 23:32:21 »

But McGherkin remembered that all the jelly was in the terminal at Southsea, and since the monster was there he couldn't go back and get it.

Then McGherkin remembered that he actually doesn't like jelly anyway and sat down to play with his hovercraft.
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Shipaddict

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« Reply #583 on: April 13, 2010, 23:36:31 »

And in his haste to play with his hovercraft, he ripped it's skirt and...
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McGherkin

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« Reply #584 on: April 13, 2010, 23:39:11 »

He apologised profusely, but she walked off.

Oh, wrong kind of skirt.

However this was not a problem as the skirt was a finger skirt and therefore he just replaced the finger with great ease. Because that's what finger skirts are for.
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« Reply #585 on: April 13, 2010, 23:41:08 »

And he continued to play merrily with his hovercraft all dat until the monster finally arrived from Southsea.
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McGherkin

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« Reply #586 on: April 13, 2010, 23:43:45 »

But by now it was hungry and asked McGherkin where all the strawberry jelly was.

McGherkin continued playing with his hovercraft for the rest of the day.

The next day, in a completely unrelated incident...
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Wave Music

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« Reply #587 on: April 13, 2010, 23:51:37 »

Does this count as a story?  ;D

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVER OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS, DON'T STOP, THIS IS FREAKY.

1. Say your name 10 times.
2. Say your mom's name 5 times.
3. Say your crush's name 3 times.
4. Paste this to 4 other forums. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday, but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck! SEND THIS TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

(Please don't actually forward it.. ::))

About 15 or 20 people (if you can call them that) got blocked for spamming with that on my videos on YT.  Aren't you one of them, Shane?
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McGherkin

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« Reply #588 on: April 13, 2010, 23:54:01 »

Haven't you had the one about the little girl who will kill you if you don't copy paste this to 500,000 people?

Chain mail. A great way for uncouth individuals to harvest people's email adresses, for dodgy usage.
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McGherkin

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« Reply #589 on: April 13, 2010, 23:58:50 »

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Look, Bob has no head. He has also got slimmer (because i accidentally deleted his torso)
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McGherkin

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« Reply #590 on: April 14, 2010, 00:07:15 »

Good decision.


NEW CHAPTER

CH. 483738377.37

The Horrible Thing of Horribleness.
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Ralphy

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« Reply #591 on: April 14, 2010, 10:51:53 »

For the first time in 2 weeks Ralphy...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #592 on: April 14, 2010, 10:52:43 »

Decided that he would go and...

Ralphy

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« Reply #593 on: April 15, 2010, 08:08:01 »

McGherkin over what is a better way to travel from Ryde-Portsmouth, Hovercraft or....
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #594 on: April 15, 2010, 09:46:30 »

The FastCats or The Wight Ryders...

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« Reply #595 on: April 15, 2010, 10:09:37 »

Then, a man in a golden robe appeared and said: "Better ten birds in the sky than one in the hand"..
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Shipaddict

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« Reply #596 on: April 15, 2010, 10:11:22 »

And then suddenly started trying to sell you dodgy light up souvenir versions of the Wightlink FastCats...
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Ralphy

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« Reply #597 on: April 15, 2010, 12:14:54 »

after the last 10 birds fell from the sky due to the volcanic ash, Ralphy won the death match against McGherkin and declared that the old fastcat's were the best and they will be greatly missed RIP   :'(
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McGherkin

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« Reply #598 on: April 15, 2010, 15:15:47 »

Except they weren't. McGherkin rose back from the dead (like I wish the N4's would) and smote thee down.


'FASTCATS SHALL NEVER RULE!!!' He said quietly.


Then...
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captain Ryan

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« Reply #599 on: April 18, 2010, 19:42:25 »

The ground started to shake violently . . .
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