Topic: Story (Read 317584 times)

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #525 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:18:40 »

the Dover-Calais in the Same Environment, the...

McGherkin · « **Reply #526 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:20:57 »

SR-N4, and the...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #527 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:21:54 »

Big Ugly and hairy,...

McGherkin · « **Reply #528 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:25:47 »

Russell Brand.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #529 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:26:30 »

This scared every Spambot within a 500 mile radius to go run and hide, causing...

McGherkin · « **Reply #530 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:28:29 »

Tiger Woods to go insane. But, McGherkin did not care for Tiger Woods, He only cared for hovercraft.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #531 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:29:29 »

Thus he went out and brought a hovercraft and took it to...

NorthStar-Eble guy · « **Reply #532 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:52:36 »

the solent and randomly crushed small vessels...

McGherkin · « **Reply #533 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:58:35 »

Only one of those vessels was Selsey I, and it exploded with such force that a hole was torn in the side of the hovercraft.

(RIP the passengers who died in this crash.)

Firestar · « **Reply #534 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:03:11 »

The hole was so big, it was bigger than the last time Crystal had measured her waist size..

McGherkin · « **Reply #535 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:04:30 »

Then Firestar disappeared, never to be seen again.

Firestar · « **Reply #536 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:10:39 »

...at least, that was what they thought. He was then voted the leader of the Russian-Hawaiian Trade Federation. A company that specializes in the disturbing task of..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #537 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:12:18 »

Trading Hawaiian Shirts and Russian Fluffy hats from Hawaii and Russia to

Firestar · « **Reply #538 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:14:56 »

Anakin Skywalker..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #539 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:15:27 »

Who felt he would need them if he were to ever go to a volcanic planet...

Firestar · « **Reply #540 on:** March 01, 2010, 22:24:13 »

Which later in time, he found out he did. He was much pleased to have access to the appropriate clothing. He was then confronted by none other, than the legendary, Pjotr van Schothorst..

NorthStar-Eble guy · « **Reply #541 on:** March 02, 2010, 00:19:21 »

And then he made a rap video that include davy crocket...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #542 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:06:12 »

Who was eating a jar of, err,... jam.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #543 on:** March 02, 2010, 12:19:44 »

of the flavour jam, but he dropped the jar onto a...

jammydodger · « **Reply #544 on:** March 02, 2010, 18:39:27 »

barrel, which contained some weird brown liquid...
(what could this be?)
He cast off the pieces of the jam jar despite the cuts they made on his hands, and opened the barrel up to see the bounty inside....
wait for it...
wait for it...
bit more waiting...
and more waiting...
and just a little bit more...

HEY PRESTO!

IT'S CHOCOLATE!

NorthStar-Eble guy · « **Reply #545 on:** March 02, 2010, 21:40:47 »

But then he ate 1 gallon of the chocolate and then, later in the night puked it up and...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #546 on:** March 02, 2010, 21:41:36 »

Found out the hard way where motorway service station food comes from

Firestar · « **Reply #547 on:** March 02, 2010, 23:22:05 »

At the same time, shouting

"asdfghjkl;;lkjhgfdsaasdfghjkl;'lkjhgrfewq"

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #548 on:** March 02, 2010, 23:29:37 »

Which confused everyone so they asked what he meant, to which he replied...

Firestar · « **Reply #549 on:** March 02, 2010, 23:37:41 »

":LKJHGFHJKL:LKJHGFGUIUYGFVHBJKHGCFV BN<M>>?"

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