Topic: Story (Read 317424 times)

saltydog · « **on:** October 31, 2009, 21:13:02 »

Let's try this: a collective story

Each person writes one sentence, then must wait 2 following sentences to write another..

Ok, I'll start:

"As the sun slowly set, he lay in his bunk and could hear the waves gently lapping against the hull..

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:15:00 »

...But then he realised that in fact it was an old man tapping the hull with his stick, to let him know that he had run aground....

Willmutt · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:18:56 »

...but then he woke up and found out his wife was slapping him with coloured duct tape in his pale face...

saltydog · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:30:45 »

As he awoke from these nightmares with fright, he looked out of the porthole and was releived to see that the ship was still slowly sailng forwards..

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:32:20 »

So, while he had the chance, he took out his Chart of the Isle Of Man, and decided to plot a course to Larne...but by accident, forgot his 2B pencil...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:34:03 »

So he decided to head to Dover to get some chalk...

Willmutt · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:41:33 »

... but they didn't have any so he bought some duct tape, as REVENGE...

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:41:59 »

On his way he became hungry and was glad he had a jar of marmite

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:44:47 »

Even though he had so much marmite, he proceeded to have several beers, and a bottle of the finest whiskey around....Which made him quite sick,

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:46:55 »

And thus he was unable to pilot the ship around the Evil Marmite Overlords vessel...

saltydog · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:47:10 »

As he leaned over the railing to heave, he noticed an island in the distance..

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:48:39 »

he crashed his ship onto the island and while he was laying down he saw a plane fly by pulling a banner that said Dover-Calasis in the same enviornment

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:50:09 »

As he took this thought into Consideration, he failed to notice that some Somalian pirates were racing towards him, guns drawn....

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:50:45 »

But from the plane overhead jumped a mysterious figure called...

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:51:27 »

Stuart2007 with his marmite cannon

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:52:05 »

And he proceeded to cover the Pirates in Marmite...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:53:51 »

...Because he thought they'd like the new recipe

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:54:28 »

they said "what is this horrible sticky brown stuff"

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:55:03 »

And decideed that they should seek out other prey...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:56:27 »

Whilst listening to some hilarious Irish Prank phone calls that they had found on Youtube...

Willmutt · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2009, 21:59:07 »

wait, no, wasn't the "why is the rum gone" remix?..

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:00:35 »

He then saw the Monarch charter boat in the distance and waved her down

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:01:19 »

And found that the Skipper had dissapeared...Almost like the Mary Celeste...With no Crew..

saltydog · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:02:09 »

Then the Marmite Man appeared from the skies and declared in a booming voice: "Findest thou the sacred Marmite Jar".., that shall be thy Quest..

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:04:33 »

he still managed to get onto the boat and drive himself to New York Harbour

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