Topic: Story (Read 317590 times)

McGherkin · « **Reply #625 on:** June 21, 2010, 17:48:38 »

'There will be NO SR-N4 in SSE. Oh, and the release is delayed again.'

McGherkin swiftly fell to the floor, curled up, and died.

oceandream · « **Reply #626 on:** June 21, 2010, 18:00:45 »

Then the ocean dream grabbed the computer wires and rapped them around McG.....

....BUT SUDDENLY!

Matthew Brown · « **Reply #627 on:** June 21, 2010, 18:04:40 »

... The bow of the Seabourn Legend came plowing thorugh the building in a big cloud of dust, and out came...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #628 on:** June 21, 2010, 18:07:38 »

IRI5HJ4CK, who said "WEHHH wasn't that fun?" jumped off, and decked Lagan Viking for fun...then...

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #629 on:** June 29, 2010, 23:29:49 »

Devin Came in dropping the anchor on Jack, Woopsie!

oceandream · « **Reply #630 on:** June 30, 2010, 00:31:48 »

When jack awoke he was lying on the main console of the berge stahl

Then he noticed its 11PM in the night....he knew he went sleep walking onto the berge stahl
then......

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #631 on:** June 30, 2010, 00:57:11 »

Sea Shepherd Rammed his ship because it was leaking oil

RMS Gigantic · « **Reply #632 on:** June 30, 2010, 01:59:40 »

The eco-terrorists fled, however, as fog settled, and a loud, ominous triple-toned steam whistle sounded.....

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #633 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:18:54 »

Quote from: RMS Gigantic on June 30, 2010, 01:59:40

The eco-terrorists fled, however, as fog settled, and a loud, ominous triple-toned steam whistle sounded.....

The Titanic Came from the depths

oceandream · « **Reply #634 on:** June 30, 2010, 14:41:37 »

The dead bodies came out of the titanic and climed abourd the sea sheperd and berge stahl.
And they started chasing every one

But...

McGherkin · « **Reply #635 on:** June 30, 2010, 19:08:02 »

Small children on the forum didn't like this, and cried, and made oceandream feel bad.

So McGherkin took him up in Concorde, and all went well until...

EDIT: Something tells me there was an excellent oppurtunity to advertise how much I like the awesome scary game Cold Fear. Ah well, it's mentioned now.

oceandream · « **Reply #636 on:** June 30, 2010, 20:39:14 »

But when the concorde reached 30000 feet.
The ocean dream ejected McGherkin out of the cockpit

.
And....

McGherkin · « **Reply #637 on:** June 30, 2010, 20:41:57 »

McGherkin parachuted down on to the Hovercraft Museum.

But guess who was waiting for him?

It was...

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #638 on:** June 30, 2010, 20:58:21 »

Dog Chapman from dog the Bounty Hunter

McGherkin · « **Reply #639 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:00:46 »

But McGherkin summoned the cast of Operation Repo, who not only took his car but also beat the lights out of him.

So McGherkin said...

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #640 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:02:06 »

Crap I forgot to eat Lunch, so a Bunch of Japaneese Fisherman Offered him Whale

oceandream · « **Reply #641 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:02:24 »

before McGerkin said something, he needed some mosnter too drink.
So..

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #642 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:06:05 »

Quote from: oceandream on June 30, 2010, 21:02:24

before McGerkin said something, he needed some mosnter too drink.
So..

he got a bull to pee in a bottle and drank it and was more hyper than ever so decided to put his drink into production and called it....

McGherkin · « **Reply #643 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:10:50 »

Relentless.

He then went and got a can of Monster which blew his mind.

BUT...

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #644 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:12:06 »

Nothing matched the taste of his brand Relentless

McGherkin · « **Reply #645 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:14:31 »

Except Monster.

Anyway, Relentless doesn't sponsor anything so McGherkin preferred the only drink which supports people like Micheal Schumacher, Lewis Hamilton, Ken Block, Vaughn Gittin Jr. and many, many more.

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #646 on:** June 30, 2010, 21:24:28 »

But then Relentless was chossen McG's Favorite Hovercraft to be sponsered on it

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #647 on:** June 30, 2010, 22:41:54 »

However TFM got bored with all drinks so replaced the lot with

MVEsperanza · « **Reply #648 on:** June 30, 2010, 23:17:48 »

peanut flavored egg rolls

oceandream · « **Reply #649 on:** June 30, 2010, 23:40:59 »

But McG noticed something was missing.
He said...

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