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jammydodger · « **Reply #600 on:** April 26, 2010, 21:12:00 »

And jammydodger was reborn! Into...
himself.
Very original.
Yes, I'm back. For about 5 minutes. Just saying "hello again, sorry for not posting those pictures."
Bye, see you when SSE arrives on my doormat.
jammydodger then went to his house, and died on the doormat.

Meanwhile, in the hills of Japan, a master martial arts black belt was teaching a class to his students in the shrine when suddenly...

McGherkin · « **Reply #601 on:** April 26, 2010, 21:22:09 »

Pjotr came in. He wanted the students to deliver copies of SSE to people all around the world! He chose them because he wanted all the copies out by June 6th, and all the planes had broken down due to rubbish addons spewing from the volcano that is Virtual Sailor! He relied on the students' agility and speed to get them out in time.

The master addressed his students. This was a very serious task, with a high reward. If they did it quickly enough, then Pjotr might well be able to slip SR-N4 into SSE before they went out. One of the student's ears pricked up at this. That student was called...

oceandream · « **Reply #602 on:** April 27, 2010, 00:39:20 »

Jan Deelstra
...who wanted to deliver all the copys rapidly to all mailboxes.
but pjotr sad "No", i will give you an adress where you should bring a copy.

Ralphy · « **Reply #603 on:** June 20, 2010, 11:19:13 »

when Ralphy shouts "Why has this topic been dead for so long?"

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #604 on:** June 20, 2010, 18:50:38 »

Then a mummy ran into the room and screamed "I like cake!"

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #605 on:** June 20, 2010, 18:51:47 »

Which confused people because...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #606 on:** June 20, 2010, 18:52:41 »

He looked fairly dead..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #607 on:** June 20, 2010, 18:57:00 »

And had a sandwich in his hand

thom301 · « **Reply #608 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:02:43 »

because everyone was looking to the mummy, they did not see that all the copy's of Shipsimulator Extremes were stolen

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IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #609 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:16:58 »

which made people cry...whilst the mummy pointed at TFM and said "Do you like cake?"

Ralphy · « **Reply #610 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:39:21 »

to which TFM replied not unless it looks like this

in response to that the mummy said...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #611 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:47:34 »

"RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* HULK SMASH and killed TFM.

oceandream · « **Reply #612 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:49:59 »

but then it appeared TFM was not dead but knocked out

Ralphy · « **Reply #613 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:52:43 »

STOP THIS VIOLENCE!!! Boomed Mad_Fred. at which point Ralphy swung through the room on a vine with a machete and diced Fred's head

Ralphy · « **Reply #614 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:55:56 »

Ralphy then continues his rampage by...

oceandream · « **Reply #615 on:** June 20, 2010, 19:58:21 »

By breaking all the computers in the office.

But suddenly the ocean dream comes running and started strangling ralphy

Ralphy · « **Reply #616 on:** June 20, 2010, 20:03:09 »

luckily for Ralphy TFM awoke from his sleep and said to ocean...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #617 on:** June 20, 2010, 20:07:23 »

"I love you"

oceandream · « **Reply #618 on:** June 20, 2010, 20:10:11 »

But the ocean dream looked at TFM and knocked him out again with his own ferry book

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #619 on:** June 20, 2010, 20:11:37 »

...then ShipAdddict walked into the room....and swiftly walked back out again...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #620 on:** June 20, 2010, 20:12:07 »

followed swiftly by...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #621 on:** June 20, 2010, 20:12:38 »

IRI5HJ4CK...who said to Mike "Do you like cake?"

To which Mike replied..

cptnchris · « **Reply #622 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:50:31 »

I like cake, It is really good to eat.

oceandream · « **Reply #623 on:** June 21, 2010, 16:29:16 »

but then McGherkin came into room and stole at the cake of off cptnchris his own hands....

Matthew Brown · « **Reply #624 on:** June 21, 2010, 17:37:32 »

...then over the speakers came an annoucement from VSTEP saying...

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