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The Ferry Man · « **Reply #425 on:** February 12, 2010, 21:48:32 »

JammyDodger in his pants had nominated Stu to be Prime Minister, and was elected the next day, so he decided that the first thing he would do would be to...

jammydodger · « **Reply #426 on:** February 12, 2010, 21:49:39 »

cry his eyes out on national TV, jump in a pink flying limo, disappear to Borneo, and leave Eddie the Eagle to run the country (in that order

).

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #427 on:** February 12, 2010, 22:03:29 »

in actual fact it turned out to be the formation of 2 new laws

Anyone who laughed like James carr, gets locked up.
Anyone who has an obsession with red devil pants, black socks and grey flat caps, gets locked up.

Then he realised he was onto a winner if he locked up anyone who had less intelligence than himself...

With that, 58 million people disappeared.

jammydodger · « **Reply #428 on:** February 12, 2010, 22:05:55 »

And JD wasn't one of them, oh no. JD in fact, had gone straight home and was looking through his wardrobe as he saw the news of the new laws on TV. He quickly removed his cap, pants and socks, and instead, put on a complete tweed suit complete with tweed hat and shoes! He put on a Vic Reeves face, gained 1 stone, and then flew out of the window once more...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #429 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:56:43 »

And at that point, Prime Minister, Lord Marmite 1st decreed that it is also now ilegal to wear tweed...

But, apart from that, was he shocked when it turned out the alien from star trek/wars actually was real and it went of to...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #430 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:58:37 »

[OFF TOPIC POST... Isn't this topic great? You can post total utter rubbish in order to increase your post count, and the goderators can't do anything about it (within reason of course!)....

What other topic can you talk about flying ships, Marmite et al and not get banned...? Not many topics about Marmite, OR flying ships...]

jammydodger · « **Reply #431 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:17:01 »

JD decided to play it safe...
He knew that everyone in Britain loved Marmite...
So he bought a giant vat, filled it with Marmite, and jumped in!
Standing at the window once more, he took a look outside, and flew back out.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #432 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:33:43 »

To which point Lord Marmite said that this topic is a total waste of time and getting more pointless, except for ONE redeeming feature... It is a good way to increase post count.

jammydodger · « **Reply #433 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:37:02 »

This meant that Stu was hunted down by Lord Marmite himself and shot in the buttocks with a pure gold bullet.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #434 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:38:20 »

What is behind your strange obsessions..

Anyway, I AM Lord Marmite the first of Marmiteland.... And it would be a terryble shame if I had to fight anyone to prove it

jammydodger · « **Reply #435 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:39:25 »

I dunno Stu... I am both seriously nuts and sick minded

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #436 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:40:02 »

Well, that's what I thought. But I was too polite to say so

jammydodger · « **Reply #437 on:** February 13, 2010, 13:40:39 »

I'll just up my post count with this one then

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #438 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:09:50 »

-he said, as he posted another pointless post

But just then came the deep rumbling of an angry goderator who turned out to be in fact, a guest...

But that was nothing like as surprising as what happened next, which was-

jammydodger · « **Reply #439 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:18:06 »

Nothing.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #440 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:18:20 »

Followed by...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #441 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:18:35 »

MORE nothing...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #442 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:19:18 »

Followed then by...

jammydodger · « **Reply #443 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:24:29 »

A dwarf saying quietly "cheese."

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #444 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:29:48 »

At which point TFM said... Cheese!!??? And went running to find the cheese.

Ralphy · « **Reply #445 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:31:12 »

Ralphy then walked in, after being at the hospital after JD exploded his house punched him in the face and said

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #446 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:34:53 »

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle..."

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #447 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:42:50 »

Before saying "stoke me a slipper. I'll be back for lunch."

McGherkin · « **Reply #448 on:** February 13, 2010, 15:54:01 »

And Lo! McGherkin got his laptop confiscated for modelling hovercraft late into the night...

Saphire · « **Reply #449 on:** February 15, 2010, 17:17:32 »

So instead, turned his hand to world domination by taking over...

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