Topic: Story (Read 317582 times)

jammydodger · « **Reply #500 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:44:50 »

Drooling over the food for 5 seconds, then the tempation was too much. He ate it ALL, and somehow he only gained 10 stone.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #501 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:47:57 »

However the island started sinking...

jammydodger · « **Reply #502 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:48:52 »

So he threw the duck house off. It stopped sinking, and actually rose into the air because of its light weight... (

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The Ferry Man · « **Reply #503 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:49:30 »

Howevere he found he was still sinking so had to call in a doctor with heavy duty Liposuction...

jammydodger · « **Reply #504 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:51:19 »

Which didn't work...
So Prescott threw himself into the Med and promptly bounced 50m into the air on contact. He though he would bounce again. Nope. He went right down to the bottom in a matter of seconds.
Fireworks went up in the sky, and people celebrated all over the World.
But...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #505 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:52:24 »

Fish ate all enough of his fat that he floated back to the surface...

jammydodger · « **Reply #506 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:54:47 »

but he also had no hair, and even more scarily, no clothes. He was run over by a brand new 40ft sailing yacht, skippered by my dad and with me at the helm. We watched with laughter as a mass amount of red spurted from the back of the boat.
We sailed back to Dover, to get ready for the big Moody meetup later in the year. It was then that we met someone we never thought we would.... <insert name here that isn't John Prescott

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The Ferry Man · « **Reply #507 on:** February 28, 2010, 18:55:37 »

The one... The only...

Firestar · « **Reply #508 on:** February 28, 2010, 20:05:20 »

Michael Jackson...

jammydodger · « **Reply #509 on:** February 28, 2010, 20:14:40 »

Who did one of his classic dances, tipping his hat, ruffling his arms and legs, and did a backflip into the marina water.
He got up, opened his mouth to speak and out hopped a kangaroo. He then sank as was NEVER EVER seen again, and he lived a happy afterlife in heaven.
Geoff and James then decided to go to the...

McGherkin · « **Reply #510 on:** March 01, 2010, 08:11:06 »

Winter Olympics 2010 Closing Ceremony

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #511 on:** March 01, 2010, 08:55:55 »

But got there a week to late, so instead decided to

clanky · « **Reply #512 on:** March 01, 2010, 10:00:59 »

go moose hunting, but couldn't get a gun license, so...

McGherkin · « **Reply #513 on:** March 01, 2010, 10:36:25 »

Hunted them with a pop rifle

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #514 on:** March 01, 2010, 11:34:52 »

But the moose got angry so threw cow pats back at them until they run away to...

Firestar · « **Reply #515 on:** March 01, 2010, 17:39:11 »

Shane's sister Crystal's house. When they got there, they were astonished to see..

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #516 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:16:47 »

that the roof had blown off and...

McGherkin · « **Reply #517 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:36:02 »

There was nobody there, except McGherkin who had spent his entire morning frying rheostats by running AC current through them.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #518 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:36:53 »

This set the floor alight, as Crystal returned, who shouted at McGherkin...

McGherkin · « **Reply #519 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:38:51 »

for being such an idiot, to which McGherkin complained that there really wasn't much to do, and could she possibly open the window to let some of the smoke out.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #520 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:43:06 »

She then pointed out that the house had no roof...

McGherkin · « **Reply #521 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:45:05 »

However the amount of smoke generated by the burning components was so vast that it simply would not clear, not even with the roof off, and that an open window might just do it.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #522 on:** March 01, 2010, 20:53:46 »

So the window was opened, letting in a strong wind that blew the smoke away as well as...

McGherkin · « **Reply #523 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:06:36 »

TerryRussell, who had been hiding under the floorboards.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #524 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:18:02 »

Quote from: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:06:36

TerryRussell, who had been hiding under the floorboards.

Thinking up yet more extemely minor amendments to existing models in a bid to pass them of as some major creation...

Meanwhile, under the same floor boards, hid the beast of...

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