A publisher offered to publish McG's book for free. It sold many millions of copies. The best feature was that it kept updating itself to include all story posts here as they came.
But one day, a sad man who wore nothing that wasn't black, who lived in a black shack, in which everything was black, decided he'd had enough of McG. So he asked TFM to make up a plan. Unfortunately, that plan involved Burger King three times, so he had to find someone else...
That someone was, the one, the only....
