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firestar12

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #475 on: January 30, 2009, 23:37:58 »

the right.

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
No, I doesn't role down any side because ROOSTERS can't lay egg!
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tom_baker1709

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #476 on: January 30, 2009, 23:38:27 »

Great jokes.
I don't get the one about the rooster
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #477 on: January 30, 2009, 23:38:49 »

?

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #478 on: January 30, 2009, 23:39:45 »

Later, the same man went back to the Doctor's surgery.

He said "Doc, I've hurt my arm in several places."

The Doctor said "Well don't go to those places any more."
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #479 on: January 30, 2009, 23:40:55 »

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Gloat

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #480 on: January 30, 2009, 23:41:22 »

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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #481 on: January 30, 2009, 23:42:08 »

I went to the butcher's and bet him 50 pounds that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He wouldn't take the bet, though. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."



On topic please, Gloat!
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #482 on: January 30, 2009, 23:42:37 »

What weighs more a pound of pennys or a pound of feathers?
Depends on from what hight you'll get it on your head   ;D
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Gloat

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #483 on: January 30, 2009, 23:44:02 »

On topic please, Gloat!

I thought funny pics were allowed here?
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firestar12

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #484 on: January 30, 2009, 23:44:44 »

I thought funny pics were allowed here?
It would be funnier if it was a toilet!
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #485 on: January 30, 2009, 23:45:35 »

I thought funny pics were allowed here?
FUNNY pictures are!!
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Gloat

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #486 on: January 30, 2009, 23:51:05 »

FUNNY pictures are!!

That WAS SUPPOSED to be funny...

Wasn't it?
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Master Captain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #487 on: January 31, 2009, 00:36:02 »

lol thats a good one ;D
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Minime

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #488 on: February 01, 2009, 02:43:06 »

lol, very good Aad
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #489 on: February 01, 2009, 15:13:09 »

Whenever you have to see your doctor, think first if it's not just your own fault. ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #490 on: February 02, 2009, 20:44:48 »

When You meet a genius be carefull what You wish for.
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firestar12

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #491 on: February 02, 2009, 22:06:33 »

When You meet a genius be carefull what You wish for.
Haha!
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Minime

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #492 on: February 02, 2009, 22:21:45 »

When You meet a genius be carefull what You wish for.
Lol, thanks for the advice, I'll be careful when I see a genius
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Captain Best

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #493 on: February 02, 2009, 23:01:23 »

'hehe. though this would be funny ;D

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Minime

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #494 on: February 02, 2009, 23:22:52 »

That was so sad :'(
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firestar12

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #495 on: February 02, 2009, 23:25:15 »

lol. Thats funny.
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #496 on: February 03, 2009, 10:03:02 »

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Gloat

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #497 on: February 04, 2009, 22:51:30 »

'hehe. though this would be funny ;D



That isn't funny ;)
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #498 on: February 04, 2009, 23:39:57 »

When you got the Error Message from your printer:
PAPER FEED FAIL
better remove the mouse.
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Ncena1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #499 on: February 05, 2009, 14:28:08 »

 ;D ;D  poor mouse  :'(
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