Topic: Story (Read 317546 times)

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #300 on:** January 26, 2010, 01:24:23 »

Well, Since Staurts Marmite Loving Diagnosise Is Serious, He Found A Ship Called The Eguene (I Dont Know, Dont Have A Name For A Ship

)And Named It The Marmitia.

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #301 on:** January 26, 2010, 08:53:22 »

To which he whistled the tune "Sail away" to as he passed through the English Channel.

Then....A Ferry came along and...

McGherkin · « **Reply #302 on:** January 26, 2010, 13:54:06 »

was moored up, and left to rust after it's service to Bilbao from Portsmouth was no more...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #303 on:** January 26, 2010, 18:25:19 »

Quote from: McGherkin on January 26, 2010, 13:54:06

was moored up, and left to rust after it's service to Bilbao from Portsmouth was no more...

UNTIL it was bought by Marmite Maritime services and named 'Y.S. (Yeasty Spread) Marmite'...

And at the launch party, instead of the traditional bottle of champagne being smashed over the bow, it was decided to hit McGherkin over the bow instead.

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Quote from: HmhsBritannic on January 26, 2010, 00:26:28

T_T

Thanks for that useful insight to writing rot.

McGherkin · « **Reply #304 on:** January 26, 2010, 20:05:33 »

And so they did. But the moment McGherkin TOUCHED the hull, he burst into flames. Thsi proved to be a bad omen, for on her maiden voyage she threw her crew overboard, and left to sail the seven seas on her own. Except Terry came along in his invisible-from-the-inside Dortmunder, and roared, '...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #305 on:** January 26, 2010, 20:47:14 »

roared..." this is really quite a silly topic that should either be un-silly or locked" probably.

jammydodger · « **Reply #306 on:** January 26, 2010, 21:38:02 »

He woke up from his nightmare covered in sweat, and somehow, tears! He was glad he didn't close the topic in his dream, because he's a rebelerator really!

Terry started floating upwards, still in a perfectly flat lying position. the duvet was pulled up with him and came off the bed. He righted himself, went to his window, and shouted out into the dark, rainy night "I AM THE TERMINATOR!!!!!!"

Saphire · « **Reply #307 on:** January 26, 2010, 21:43:16 »

Then promptly expired on the floor, after being hit by a fat man singing "Go compare!, when you doubt, check them out, Go compare!"

jammydodger · « **Reply #308 on:** January 26, 2010, 22:03:21 »

Terry did not in fact expire, as the fat man first thought, but instead was storing energy. He spent five minutes lying there, while the fat man sang about this that and the other... He was eventually found dead, his head hanging from the sign of Terry's local pub, "The Toast and Marmite".

McGherkin · « **Reply #309 on:** January 26, 2010, 22:41:00 »

Then DJM came back and said, 'I'm here to cash all the cheques you've been writing, Terry.'

Cliff Hanger! Next chapter, start again!

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #310 on:** January 27, 2010, 00:09:08 »

Chapter, Uh, Chapter Whatever:

Stuart Found At That His Marmite-Covered Ship Was Actually BBQ Sauce.

Firestar · « **Reply #311 on:** January 27, 2010, 01:59:08 »

The Sauce however, was rotten, which caused him to break into tears which didn't stop for 1000 years.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #312 on:** January 27, 2010, 09:38:13 »

This caused the Earth to have a Noah's Size Flood, so everyone got into Cruise Ferries...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #313 on:** January 27, 2010, 18:39:32 »

And sailed to Ireland where they were greeted by Approx 200,000 empty bottles of beer floating around in Dublin Port

Ralphy · « **Reply #314 on:** January 27, 2010, 19:37:17 »

useing the bottles, somehow everyone scooped up all the water and sent it to Haiti to help with the Aid effort

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #315 on:** January 27, 2010, 20:18:44 »

Which Later Was Sent Back And Told TerryRussel To Hit Ralphy On The Head With It. The Lusitania Soon Came And.....

Ralphy · « **Reply #316 on:** January 27, 2010, 20:52:17 »

Ralphy asked hmhsbritannic what is it?

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #317 on:** January 27, 2010, 20:56:37 »

"It" I The Water You Sent.

Ralphy · « **Reply #318 on:** January 27, 2010, 21:17:17 »

Ralphy then had a brilliant idea! with all the empty marmite jars that is left over in stu's house he filled them up with the unwanted water and left descritly

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #319 on:** January 27, 2010, 21:28:33 »

And Stuart2007 Hit Ralphy On The Head For Stealing His Marmite Jars.

Ralphy · « **Reply #320 on:** January 27, 2010, 21:34:36 »

at which point ralphy was knocked down but not out. hopefuly to return at a later date to contribute to this topic....

jammydodger · « **Reply #321 on:** January 27, 2010, 22:29:39 »

~~Terry~~ The Terminator saw Stuart do that, and promptly walked over and shouted:
"I AM THE TERMINATOR!!!" in Stuart's face, ruining Stuart's hair and giving him whiplash. Stuart turned round and slowly hobbled off towards the beach, as the sun set in the sky leaving its ~~orange~~ Terminator Grey mark across the sea and land... ~~Terry~~ The Terminator looked on.

HmhsBritannic · « **Reply #322 on:** January 27, 2010, 23:22:48 »

As Which The P6 Dutch Patrol Ship Of Port Of Rotterdam, Came And Kicked The Terminator To Malfunction, & Locked Him Up. Stuart Then Happily Enjoyed His Marmite. Ralphy Was Thrownt Into The Ocean Since He Ate Stuarts Marmite.

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #323 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:52:08 »

Whilst IRI5HJ4CK watched this all from a distance falling off his chair in laughter...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #324 on:** January 28, 2010, 16:17:39 »

Quote from: HmhsBritannic on January 27, 2010, 23:22:48

As Which The P6 Dutch Patrol Ship Of Port Of Rotterdam, Came And Kicked The Terminator To Malfunction, & Locked Him Up. Stuart Then Happily Enjoyed His Marmite. Ralphy Was Thrownt Into The Ocean Since He Ate Stuarts Marmite.

He dies.

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