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Stuart2007

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« Reply #150 on: December 24, 2009, 16:16:14 »

Stuart2007 stepped aboard the smaller of his private yacht fleet, and wondered what it was like when it was the cunard flagship.
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IRI5HJ4CK

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« Reply #151 on: December 24, 2009, 16:33:06 »

When suddenly, an army of Paddy's boarded the vessel armed...And ordered Stuart to put his hands in the air!
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« Reply #152 on: December 24, 2009, 16:36:39 »

and dance the disco!
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« Reply #153 on: December 24, 2009, 16:45:51 »

But Stu courageously legged it, and jumped overboard...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #154 on: December 24, 2009, 16:47:23 »

Into the sea if Marmite he had been slowly sailing in

IRI5HJ4CK

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« Reply #155 on: December 24, 2009, 16:49:17 »

So the Irish army surrounded him with Warships...And shot him point blank.

The next day...
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Saphire

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« Reply #156 on: December 24, 2009, 17:00:29 »

The Irish Navy wondered why the army had taken there warships...
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« Reply #157 on: December 24, 2009, 17:13:44 »

(Ultimately, Because they are Irish) :lol:
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« Reply #158 on: December 24, 2009, 17:28:50 »

And what that big black submarine shaped thingy was, whilst they were watched carefully through its periscope by...
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Saphire

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« Reply #159 on: December 24, 2009, 17:30:46 »

Johnny Cash, who was eating...
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« Reply #160 on: December 24, 2009, 17:32:52 »

Marmite, brought aboard by a stowaway called...
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Saphire

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« Reply #161 on: December 24, 2009, 17:35:16 »

Captian Ahab, who was thinking about...
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« Reply #162 on: December 24, 2009, 17:37:17 »

Eating Marmite..
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Saphire

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« Reply #163 on: December 24, 2009, 17:43:39 »

whilst he...
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The Ferry Man

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« Reply #164 on: December 24, 2009, 17:46:42 »

Drank Marmite  ::)

Saphire

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« Reply #165 on: December 24, 2009, 17:49:27 »

And phoned Marmites Anonymous to book a meeting to stop his terrible addiction to...


(If anyone say's marmite, I will throw a chrismas turkey at them  :))
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« Reply #166 on: December 24, 2009, 17:54:55 »

And phoned Marmites Anonymous to book a meeting to stop his terrible addiction to...


(If anyone say's marmite, I will throw a chrismas turkey at them  :))
MARMITE MARMITE MARMITE
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Stuart2007

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« Reply #167 on: December 24, 2009, 17:55:03 »

Marmite


(he said it first!)
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« Reply #168 on: December 24, 2009, 18:02:01 »

 :D  I guess I kind of asked for it. Now, get back on topic!
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« Reply #169 on: December 24, 2009, 18:04:31 »

Chapter 2. Revenge of the Marmite man

Once upon a time, there was a jar of Marmite sitting on a supermarket shelf
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« Reply #170 on: December 24, 2009, 18:06:32 »

It was knocked over by a man who said "One down, 10,00000 to go!" This was heard so...
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« Reply #171 on: December 24, 2009, 18:07:42 »

By a deaf person who didn't know what he said. But noticed that once he knocked it into his basket he went and bought a loaf of bread, a toaster, a knife...
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« Reply #172 on: December 24, 2009, 18:14:25 »

Whilst he exited the shop a granny scooter with "Go faster stripes" on, mowed over the poor fellow...
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Saphire

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« Reply #173 on: December 24, 2009, 18:16:37 »

who them with his last words said...
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Stuart2007

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« Reply #174 on: December 24, 2009, 18:28:05 »

"Ouch. That really damn well hurt. Why don't you look where you are going with that damned scooter in future. You stupid old bat"
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