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If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are fog horns made of?
Why don't they call the head a butt and a cigarette a head, since that's closer to the true meaning?
If a cruise ship has a part time band conductor aboard, does that mean he's a semi-conductor?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look that way?
If white wine goes with fish, shouldn't white grapes go with sushi?
Some Navy rockets go into space, which we all know is a big vacuum. So tell me, who changes the bag? Speaking of space, if athletes get athlete's foot does that mean astronauts get mistletoe?
Why is it called a lighthouse when it weighs so much?
Ship's windows are called "port holes", but they are found on both sides?
Captains of ships have a lot of latitude.
Sea captains can be port-ly.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Sunglasses for sailors had better be seeworthy.
Sailors like to seas opportunities.
A pirate wrote his wooden leg into his will as a leg-acy.
A guy who crosses the ocean twice without a shower is a dirty double crosser.
A sailor eating alphabet soup found the seven C's.
A sailor has ties to home but is knot there often.
Sailors often come from have-knot countries.
I was going to go sailing and went shopping for a hat but started to reconsider when they gave me a stern look
and asked for my capsize.
When the spice ships used to bring goods to the king, the captain was peppered with compliments.
Is a leak in the back of a boat a stern warning?
Two sailors named Brad Stowe and Ben Lowe had to B.stow their things B.low.
If two people invest in a boat, it's a partner-ship.
A guy who inherited two yachts had a paradox.
