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TJK

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1675 on: March 06, 2010, 21:16:21 »

HI Aad
[Forum Game] What do you think its the strangest video on youtube.
sorry i do not understand why it shod be their, but if you mean it not are
fun enough to put here  :doh: well well i do not know this is not strangest video
on youtube
if some global mods mean it shod be moved or even deleted well then please do
sorry for posting in the wrong topics  :-\

Does this not belong here: http://80.95.161.114/shipsim/forum/index.php/topic,12843.msg154056.html#msg154056  ?

Anyhow, how about the latest technology in Anti Car Burgler Devices?

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A ice fishing cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4uWPrBcFk
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1676 on: March 06, 2010, 22:22:21 »

Ahoy Tore,
That's just my opinion. Not athe law  ;D, And off course, it's a funny movie. What you say is correct. It's to the Global mod's to say if it's in the right or wrong place.
Anyhow,
They say the Japonese industry copies everything from the western world. Well, I believe this Spambot invented this handsfree phoneset by herself.
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1677 on: March 08, 2010, 17:02:20 »

C'me on bouyz and gals, Don't tell me that everybody runs out of funny things, like jokes, cartoons etc. :D
This thread wasn't ment as a One Man Show :doh:

Anyhow, in the meantime how about this alternative houseboat?
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Sjoerd92

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1678 on: March 14, 2010, 17:02:30 »

http://i43.tinypic.com/14iilpk.jpg    ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1679 on: March 14, 2010, 17:44:02 »

Ahoy Sjoerd,
Where is the punch-line in this joke? It is a joke, isn't it?

Anyhow, you bought your meat for the annual BBQ, but your oven seems to be defective.
Luckily you "forgot"  :evil: to return the shopping trolley.
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1680 on: March 24, 2010, 17:33:37 »

Grandmother of All Blonde Jokes

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.  So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.           

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house.  The next day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint.  He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat..  He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time.  He goes over and asks her if she
if OK.  She replies yes.  He asks what she is doing and she replies that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde Spambot are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house..
                                                                       
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.  She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said....

 







You'll love this...                                                 


     

                       
                                                                       
Yep.  I know you will...       





 









                                 

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."  




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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1681 on: March 24, 2010, 18:01:16 »

3 men married wives from different countries. The
first man married a Spambot from China. He told her that
she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took
a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home
to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

                   The second man married a Spambot from Italy. He gave his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


                   The third man married a girl from England, a place
called Newcastle.  He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1682 on: April 05, 2010, 17:02:35 »

Planning a BBQ and don't have any idea how to bring enough beer to the location?
Try this "portable" keg.
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siso7

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1683 on: April 07, 2010, 15:01:59 »

Hahaha, brilliant ;D
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McGherkin

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1684 on: April 07, 2010, 17:55:51 »

Poker Face.
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Captain Cadet

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1685 on: April 07, 2010, 17:58:31 »

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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1686 on: April 07, 2010, 18:41:45 »

No comment
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Captain Cadet

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1687 on: April 07, 2010, 18:52:58 »

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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1688 on: April 07, 2010, 19:28:24 »

A not so successfull try to stop the leaking of a waterpipe. In my opinion they better replace the whole thing.

But what is that? A radiator or a still?
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1689 on: April 11, 2010, 19:21:07 »

The Thirsty Sailor

A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, "Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!"
The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims: "Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast."
The sailor replies: "Well, you'd drink that fast too, if you had what I have."
The bartender says: "Oh my God! What is it? What do you have ?"
"Fifty cents !"
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maalle heitetty kippari

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1690 on: April 19, 2010, 17:40:46 »

Look at these pictures of my ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1691 on: April 20, 2010, 16:30:24 »

Stiletto
The Stiletto catamaran looks kinda funny when on it's trailer because of the way it telescopes down to 8' from 14'.
Well one day while trailering it, I happen to pull in to a gas station when a young boy came up to me and asked "Hey, is this your boat?"
I replied "Well yes!". Kinda excited and proud to say it was.
The young boy then asked, "Then who does the other one belong to?".
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Wave Music

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1692 on: April 20, 2010, 22:10:19 »

I found SD on Twitter..

http://twitter.com/Saltydog

 ;D

http://www.youtube.com/user/darkchestofwonders

;D
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1693 on: April 21, 2010, 09:46:36 »

Good joke here:

http://www.flightradar24.com/
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1694 on: April 21, 2010, 18:04:38 »

@ DCOW, WM and CM1: None of your last replies has anything to do with a joke.
A joke looks like this one. It has an opening, a story and a punchline.

A sailor enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The man replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1695 on: April 21, 2010, 20:48:00 »

Great one, DCOW.   :thumbs:

Here's another one:

A man and Spambot are standing at the altar, about to be married, when the bride-to-be looks at her prospective groom and sees that he has a set of golf clubs with him. "What on earth are you doing with those golf clubs in church?" she whispers. "Well," he says, "this isn't going to take all afternoon, is it?"
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Pride of Rotterdam

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1696 on: April 24, 2010, 07:30:54 »

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink? :captain:
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Ralphy

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1697 on: April 24, 2010, 08:37:36 »

The Submarine dived?
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1698 on: April 24, 2010, 17:10:16 »

The perils of poor punctuation

A panda goes into a bar, orders a sandwich, fires a gun and heads for the door.
A shaken barman asks why. 'Look it up,' says the panda, throwing him a badly punctuated wildlife manual.
The barman turns to the relevant page:
'Panda: Bear-like mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
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Ralphy

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1699 on: April 27, 2010, 15:27:29 »


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