Topic: Joke of the day (Read 839902 times)

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #1650 on:** February 03, 2010, 08:52:45 »

Mick, a Kerryman, comes out of his bedroom, bent like an old man. His wife Betty is worried and asks him: "What's wrong with you? Have you any pain?'
'No,' he said, 'there is nothing wrong with me, but I can't stand straight.'
'Good Lord,' says his wife, 'I hope it's nothing serious, go and see a doctor immediately!'
When Mick came home walking properly, he said, 'it's wonderful what such a man can do. The doctor just looked at me and knew that when I got up I fastened the underpants on the collar-button.'

Jack.

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1651 on:** February 05, 2010, 20:13:29 »

Beeing quite unhappy with my wifes mood swings, I bought her a Mood-Ring the other day, so I would be able to monitor her moods.

We discovered that when she was in a good mood, the colour of the ring turns to green.

However, when she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on my forehead.

Maybe next time I'll buy her a Diamond.

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1652 on:** February 13, 2010, 00:05:28 »

Someone told me 4-wheel drive was obsolete. So, what about 7-wheel drive?

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1653 on:** February 16, 2010, 20:20:15 »

Everything needed to say is sayed, let's go Back on Topic.

When you try to impress the Spambot, just don't pimp your ride without thinking.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #1654 on:** February 16, 2010, 20:21:15 »

Sorry Aad, I don't quite get that one?

Sorry

Traddles · « **Reply #1655 on:** February 16, 2010, 20:24:26 »

Hi TFM,
JETTA was a model from Volkswagen. That is the joke, hardly in BMW class, or at least BMW would think so.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #1656 on:** February 16, 2010, 20:25:10 »

Quote from: Traddles on February 16, 2010, 20:24:26

Hi TFM,
JETTA was a model from Volkswagen. That is the joke, hardly in BMW class, or at least BMW would think so.

hehe Thanks, makes much more sense now

Wave Music · « **Reply #1657 on:** February 16, 2010, 21:15:48 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 20:21:15

Sorry Aad, I don't quite get that one?

Sorry

No wonder as you're a Ferryman, not a Carman.

RJS87 · « **Reply #1658 on:** February 16, 2010, 21:57:30 »

My excuses

Traddles · « **Reply #1659 on:** February 16, 2010, 23:15:56 »

OK RJS87, no need to say more. We accept your apology with thanks.

McGherkin · « **Reply #1660 on:** February 17, 2010, 13:45:17 »

Quote from: Aad The Pirate on February 16, 2010, 20:20:15

Everything needed to say is sayed, let's go Back on Topic.

When you try to impress the Spambot, just don't pimp your ride without thinking.

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1661 on:** February 18, 2010, 23:10:10 »

Please Gentlemen, stay ON Topic.

In desperate need of hot water and you only have a cold water tap?
PS
Don't try this at home

RJS87 · « **Reply #1662 on:** February 21, 2010, 14:49:01 »

Quote from: Aad The Pirate on February 18, 2010, 23:10:10

Please Gentlemen, stay ON Topic.

In desperate need of hot water and you only have a cold water tap?
PS
Don't try this at home

hahaha very nice :p

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1663 on:** February 21, 2010, 15:37:06 »

Wanna eat a bowl of soup and forgot the spoon?
See attachement for the solution (Duct tape + zip tie = McGyver-spoon)

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1664 on:** February 25, 2010, 19:48:35 »

In need of a lot of groceries, no car and not in the mood for a walk?
Fix it!

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1665 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:23:39 »

Which powercord has that faulty insulation??

McGherkin · « **Reply #1666 on:** March 01, 2010, 21:25:15 »

British Government.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #1667 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:15:32 »

Quote from: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 21:25:15

British Government.

Don't you swear here, McG!

The Government is a joke, but it is not funny!

McGherkin · « **Reply #1668 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:41:47 »

Who said the jokes had to be FUNNY?

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #1669 on:** March 02, 2010, 11:06:58 »

Quote from: McGherkin on March 02, 2010, 07:41:47

Who said the jokes had to be FUNNY?

McG, I would love to make political points, but I suspect Aad won't like it... (Sorry Aad). Any time you want a political chat, just let me know...

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1670 on:** March 03, 2010, 00:28:31 »

I sincerly hope that this guy, who only tries to change a light bulb, has a very good health insurance.

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Firestar · « **Reply #1671 on:** March 03, 2010, 00:33:00 »

Aad, do cruel jokes count too?

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1672 on:** March 03, 2010, 20:07:12 »

My wife consists that I buy her a Dish Washer. Instead of that I inveted a Dish Dryer

TJK · « **Reply #1673 on:** March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 »

A ice fishing cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4uWPrBcFk

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1674 on:** March 06, 2010, 20:00:29 »

Quote from: TJK on March 06, 2010, 11:47:58

A ice fishing cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4uWPrBcFk

Does this not belong here: http://80.95.161.114/shipsim/forum/index.php/topic,12843.msg154056.html#msg154056 ?

Anyhow, how about the latest technology in Anti Car Burgler Devices?

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Firestar

TJK