Topic: Joke of the day (Read 839090 times)

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #125 on:** November 18, 2008, 15:15:40 »

This is a MUST HAVE DONE

> > 1. go to Google http://www.google.co.uk/
> > 2. type Miserable failure ,
> > 3. click on I feel lucky
> > 4. ............great, isn't it?
> > 5. forward it before Google noticed...

TerryRussell · « **Reply #126 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:26:11 »

Already gone.... Google unbombed G W's place.

RMSGreatBritain · « **Reply #127 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:28:01 »

Quote from: aadjepiraatje on November 18, 2008, 12:37:23

And here comes: "Little Johnny"

A grade school teacher in Alberta asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating'.'

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinated'.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Bessie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

lol, thats very good

Person264 · « **Reply #128 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:36:25 »

Quote from: aadjepiraatje on November 18, 2008, 15:15:40

This is a MUST HAVE DONE

> > 1. go to Google http://www.google.co.uk/
> > 2. type French Military Victories,
> > 3. click on I'm feeling lucky

They haven't done this one yet

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #129 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:45:54 »

Quote from: Person264 on November 18, 2008, 17:36:25

They haven't done this one yet

There is no 'I'm feeling lucky' there???

Person264 · « **Reply #130 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:46:32 »

The button next to google search

Chrystine · « **Reply #131 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:51:35 »

Funny â€¦ No-oneâ€™s yet told Google of Austerlitz.

Well, it may be pardonable, in less than one month, it will have only been two hundred and three years sinceâ€¦

TerryRussell · « **Reply #132 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:59:42 »

I really did fall off my chair, laughing at that one!

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #133 on:** November 18, 2008, 21:42:12 »

UPS vs FedEx

Tavares Junior · « **Reply #134 on:** November 19, 2008, 14:04:20 »

Does anyone knows the difference betwen a LIGHTER and ASS? If not watch out when somebody ask you for a lighter

saltydog · « **Reply #135 on:** November 19, 2008, 18:14:31 »

This one is a bit corny, but maybe still good for a few laughs..

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #136 on:** November 19, 2008, 18:39:46 »

Very corny!!

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #137 on:** November 19, 2008, 19:47:02 »

Ahoy Ship(sim)mates,
Does the backside of Your Computer-system looks like the picture?

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #138 on:** November 19, 2008, 20:18:02 »

Far worse, they are learners

Kapn Jonah · « **Reply #139 on:** November 19, 2008, 21:34:49 »

Nope, ive got a laptop! although there are many cords running through the sides.
sorry i dont have a ny jokes, im not that creative

saltydog · « **Reply #140 on:** November 19, 2008, 21:46:58 »

Mad_Fred · « **Reply #141 on:** November 19, 2008, 21:56:31 »

Good one. It kinda reminds me of that guy that came towards me on the street, the other day, yelling and waving at me. Then when he was close he saw that he made a mistake and said "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else!" And I said; "I am!"

saltydog · « **Reply #142 on:** November 19, 2008, 22:00:02 »

quick thinking, Fred..

Mad_Fred · « **Reply #143 on:** November 19, 2008, 22:14:14 »

I do have clear moments too...

I cherish them these days, since they are few and far between.

Fred

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #144 on:** November 19, 2008, 23:07:43 »

HUH???

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #145 on:** November 19, 2008, 23:49:04 »

How about this?

Click to view

bsm2003 · « **Reply #146 on:** November 20, 2008, 00:02:21 »

Quote from: MH1 on November 19, 2008, 23:49:04

How about this?

Click to view

That's hilarious.

Master Captain · « **Reply #147 on:** November 20, 2008, 03:04:05 »

lol, how about this one?

Kapn Jonah · « **Reply #148 on:** November 20, 2008, 03:47:10 »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #149 on:** November 20, 2008, 08:29:41 »

Quote from: MH1 on November 19, 2008, 23:49:04

How about this?

Click to view

hahahaha! Best one yet!!!

Here's another one from me:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by cannibals and told that If they could not escape, each of them would be skinned and eaten and their skin turned into a canoe.

Each was allowed one weapon to help him escape. The Englishman chose a gun but he soon ran out of bullets and was captured. He was skinned, eaten and his skin turned into a canoe.

The Scotsman chose a knife but he was soon overpowered by The cannibals. He was skinned, eaten and his skin turned into a canoe.

The Irishman asked for a fork.
'A fork?' they said. 'You won't get very far with that!' The Irishman grabbed The fork, pricked himself all over with it and said, 'now try turning my skin into a canoe!'

Jack

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