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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #150 on: November 20, 2008, 12:17:11 »

Another roadsign
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #151 on: November 20, 2008, 12:31:39 »

How about this one??
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #152 on: November 20, 2008, 13:20:34 »

Another sign where somebody raped the English language
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RMSGreatBritain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #153 on: November 20, 2008, 17:44:25 »

What about these:
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RMSGreatBritain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #154 on: November 20, 2008, 17:48:55 »

And this:
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saltydog

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #155 on: November 20, 2008, 17:50:13 »

 :D
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RMSGreatBritain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #156 on: November 20, 2008, 17:52:31 »

:D :D ;D lol
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #157 on: November 20, 2008, 20:46:41 »

How about this facts of live?

Don't laugh ... it's all true!

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 or there already!   

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


Regards
Aad
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saltydog

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #158 on: November 20, 2008, 21:19:07 »

To put it in such large print is just silly..
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Master Captain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #159 on: November 20, 2008, 21:31:52 »

ok heres some stupid signs/ screwups :D
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #160 on: November 20, 2008, 21:52:50 »

To put it in such large print is just silly..

No, that was part of the joke. DOH!  ::)  ;D

Aad: I loved it!  ;D  ;D
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #161 on: November 20, 2008, 22:23:35 »

How about this facts of live?

Don't laugh ... it's all true!

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 or there already!   

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


Regards
Aad

Can't read it, can you make it bigger??

 ::) ::) ::)
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #162 on: November 21, 2008, 18:21:31 »

How good is YOUR szpeling??
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RMSGreatBritain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #163 on: November 21, 2008, 18:39:48 »

He he, they are good ones
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #164 on: November 22, 2008, 16:13:04 »

This is a strange and surprising thing

1. Click on this link: http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
2. Enter Your Christian Name in the first line

3. Enter Your Family Name in the second line

don't enter Your email address

4. Click on 'Vizualizar' lean back and watch what's going to happen.

Don't ask me how it's done, but it's fun

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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #165 on: November 22, 2008, 17:07:33 »

Very good!!
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serkan

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #166 on: November 22, 2008, 17:18:16 »

saltydog

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #167 on: November 22, 2008, 19:38:32 »

 ;)
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #168 on: November 22, 2008, 20:50:00 »

Now that's a stupid sign
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #169 on: November 24, 2008, 10:38:45 »

I don't suppose the driver thought it was funny!!
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trains

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #170 on: November 25, 2008, 03:20:49 »

Got a Jeff Dunham one. Involves Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Knock Knock.
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #171 on: November 25, 2008, 11:58:43 »

Got a Jeff Dunham one. Involves Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Knock Knock.

AND??

Another crazy driver....
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #172 on: November 25, 2008, 13:09:55 »

AND??

Mike,

You're supposed to say "Who's there?".
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #173 on: November 25, 2008, 13:12:02 »

Mike,

You're supposed to say "Who's there?".

Terry

I did, shouted it aloud several times and no one answered!! The wife's out and home alone!!

Mike
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #174 on: November 25, 2008, 15:08:49 »

Got a Jeff Dunham one. Involves Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Knock Knock.
What a Joke  :) ;D :D
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