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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #125 on: November 18, 2008, 15:15:40 »

This is a MUST HAVE DONE
 
> > 1. go to Google  http://www.google.co.uk/
> > 2. type Miserable failure ,
> > 3. click on I feel lucky
> > 4. ............great, isn't it?
> > 5. forward it before Google noticed...
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #126 on: November 18, 2008, 17:26:11 »

Already gone.... Google unbombed G W's place.
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RMSGreatBritain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #127 on: November 18, 2008, 17:28:01 »

And here comes: "Little Johnny"

A grade school teacher in Alberta asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating'.'

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinated'.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Bessie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried. 

lol, thats very good
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Person264

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #128 on: November 18, 2008, 17:36:25 »

This is a MUST HAVE DONE
 
> > 1. go to Google  http://www.google.co.uk/
> > 2. type French Military Victories,
> > 3. click on I'm feeling lucky

They haven't done this one yet
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #129 on: November 18, 2008, 17:45:54 »

They haven't done this one yet

There is no 'I'm feeling lucky' there???
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Person264

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #130 on: November 18, 2008, 17:46:32 »

The button next to google search
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Chrystine

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #131 on: November 18, 2008, 17:51:35 »


   Funny …  No-one’s yet told Google of Austerlitz.
 
  Well, it may be pardonable, in less than one month, it will have only been two hundred and three years since…
 
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #132 on: November 18, 2008, 17:59:42 »

I really did fall off my chair, laughing at that one!  ;D  ;D  :)  :D  ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #133 on: November 18, 2008, 21:42:12 »

UPS vs FedEx
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Tavares Junior

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #134 on: November 19, 2008, 14:04:20 »

Does anyone knows the difference betwen a LIGHTER and ASS? If not watch out when somebody ask you for a lighter  :D :D :D :D :D
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saltydog

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #135 on: November 19, 2008, 18:14:31 »

This one is a bit corny, but maybe still good for a few laughs.. :D
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #136 on: November 19, 2008, 18:39:46 »

Very corny!!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
 ;)
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #137 on: November 19, 2008, 19:47:02 »

Ahoy Ship(sim)mates,
Does the backside of Your Computer-system looks like the picture?
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #138 on: November 19, 2008, 20:18:02 »

Far worse, they are learners

 ;)
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Kapn Jonah

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #139 on: November 19, 2008, 21:34:49 »

Nope, ive got a laptop! although there are many cords running through the sides.
sorry i dont have a ny jokes, im not that creative  :'(
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saltydog

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #140 on: November 19, 2008, 21:46:58 »

 ;)
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Mad_Fred

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #141 on: November 19, 2008, 21:56:31 »

 ;D

Good one. It kinda reminds me of that guy that came towards me on the street, the other day, yelling and waving at me. Then when he was close he saw that he made a mistake and said "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else!" And I said; "I am!"  :)

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saltydog

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #142 on: November 19, 2008, 22:00:02 »

quick thinking, Fred.. ;D
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Mad_Fred

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #143 on: November 19, 2008, 22:14:14 »

I do have clear moments too...  ;D

I cherish them these days, since they are few and far between.  ;)


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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #144 on: November 19, 2008, 23:07:43 »

HUH???
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #145 on: November 19, 2008, 23:49:04 »

How about this?


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bsm2003

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #146 on: November 20, 2008, 00:02:21 »

How about this?


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That's hilarious.
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Master Captain

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #147 on: November 20, 2008, 03:04:05 »

lol, how about this one?
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Kapn Jonah

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #148 on: November 20, 2008, 03:47:10 »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #149 on: November 20, 2008, 08:29:41 »

How about this?


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hahahaha! Best one yet!!! :D :D

Here's another one from me:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by cannibals and told that If they could not escape, each of them would be skinned and eaten and their skin turned into a canoe.

Each was allowed one weapon to help him escape. The Englishman chose a gun but he soon ran out of bullets and was captured. He was skinned, eaten and his skin turned into a canoe.

The Scotsman chose a knife but he was soon overpowered by The cannibals. He was skinned, eaten and his skin turned into a canoe.

The Irishman asked for a fork.
'A fork?' they said. 'You won't get very far with that!' The Irishman grabbed The fork, pricked himself all over with it and said, 'now try turning my skin into a canoe!'

Jack ;D :D
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