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Stuart2007

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« Reply #325 on: January 28, 2010, 16:18:27 »

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Ralphy

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« Reply #326 on: January 28, 2010, 17:36:04 »

atleast that's what stu thinks...
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Saphire

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« Reply #327 on: January 28, 2010, 22:18:09 »

atleast that's what stu thinks...

But he reappears in IRI5HJ4CK's Towing Server as a ghost and howls "I bring warning from the future, do not buy SSE, it will be full of bugs and cause your pc to crash reapeatedly!"....
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Stuart2007

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« Reply #328 on: January 29, 2010, 01:31:31 »

But he reappears in IRI5HJ4CK's Towing Server as a ghost and howls "I bring warning from the future, do not buy SSE, it will be full of bugs and cause your pc to crash reapeatedly!"....

Spooky....
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« Reply #329 on: January 29, 2010, 08:06:10 »

And so McGherkin prepared for school...
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« Reply #330 on: January 29, 2010, 09:09:51 »

As he arrived at the school, he found it floating in the sky..
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Saphire

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« Reply #331 on: January 29, 2010, 17:01:32 »

and he fired a SAM Missile at it, making it plumet back down to earth with the sound of...
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Ralphy

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« Reply #332 on: January 29, 2010, 17:43:53 »

feet in marmite
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laganviking

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« Reply #333 on: January 29, 2010, 18:10:40 »

...which doesn't sound as good as Ship Sim Radio, but may taste better  :doh:
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McGherkin

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« Reply #334 on: January 29, 2010, 21:48:07 »

Then McGherkin returned home from school, and tried uploading a 5 min video to youtube, and as yet it has taken 2 hours. so McGherkin said...
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« Reply #335 on: January 30, 2010, 15:00:16 »

Then McGherkin returned home from school, and tried uploading a 5 min video to youtube, and as yet it has taken 2 hours. so McGherkin said...


...."CURSE THESE STINKING GADGETS!" And Threw His PC Away.  ;D
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jammydodger

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« Reply #336 on: January 31, 2010, 14:43:37 »

He threw it from his window, and landed in a rather conveniently place rubbish lorry, cracking and splitting every join in the computer and making noises to boot. The lorry then drove off, as McGherkin hung is head out of the window desperatly and watched the truck disappear. That was when he noticed that there was a Barclays Bank over the road, rather conveniently placed next to a shop selling Alienware computers....  :o
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McGherkin

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« Reply #337 on: January 31, 2010, 19:51:55 »

So McGherkin got on the rollercoaster, and the rest was history.
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Ralphy

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« Reply #338 on: January 31, 2010, 19:59:31 »

shortly after that Ralphy strangly climbed to the roof of his house and shouted out...
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McGherkin

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« Reply #339 on: January 31, 2010, 20:00:40 »

PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!!!! (now how do I get down?)
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jammydodger

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« Reply #340 on: January 31, 2010, 20:37:27 »

Or at least Gherkin THOUGHT it was history, until the rollercoaster got jammed half way through the perilous, thirteen layer spiral.
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« Reply #341 on: January 31, 2010, 20:45:05 »

And fell into Ralphy Shouting from Rooftops...

jammydodger

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« Reply #342 on: January 31, 2010, 20:48:41 »

Which resulted in a trip to Marmitipatal (Hospital) for the occupants of Ralph's house and everyone who rode the rollercoaster that day. All their injuries were treated with the best cure of the modern age: Marmite.
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McGherkin

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« Reply #343 on: January 31, 2010, 21:09:31 »

Until the invention of Hovercraft!
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jammydodger

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« Reply #344 on: January 31, 2010, 22:18:35 »

Best cure = hovercraft? Owwwch....
So all people with any bone injuries were all laid out in lines and run over by a hovercraft. Lovely!  :2thumbs:
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Ralphy

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« Reply #345 on: February 01, 2010, 08:49:34 »

when the hovercraft started it's run over the people Ralphy got up and decided he was much better and didn't need the hovercraft treatment
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McGherkin

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« Reply #346 on: February 01, 2010, 14:29:55 »

But the hovercraft ran him over anyway and he was instantly and painlessly cured, and Ralphy loved hovercraft for evermore.
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Ralphy

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« Reply #347 on: February 01, 2010, 16:28:42 »

at which point Ralphy remembered that the first hovercraft, the SR.N1 was built in cowes
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McGherkin

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« Reply #348 on: February 01, 2010, 19:00:58 »

And shortly realised that ALL the Saunders Roe hovercraft were built in Cowes. 'How Silly of Me!' he said. But Little did he know that creeping up behind him was...
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Saphire

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« Reply #349 on: February 01, 2010, 22:51:11 »

nothing, so then he went home and played SS10 but on his screen these words did appear...
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