Topic: Joke of the day (Read 806329 times)

capn_cal · « **Reply #1025 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:10:53 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weIbm3m-Xbo

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #1026 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:28:49 »

Quote from: capn_cal on July 02, 2009, 15:05:58

ohhhhhhhh :doh:now i get it!!!

Derr...

capn_cal · « **Reply #1027 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:30:09 »

Quote from: Capt. Matt on July 02, 2009, 15:26:29

Capn_Cal another option is the MODIFY button then type EDIT now I get it youll learn soon enough

lol

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #1028 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:33:36 »

Quote from: capn_cal on July 02, 2009, 16:10:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weIbm3m-Xbo

This is going Off Topic. This thread is for 'Joke of the Day' not movie of the day.

capn_cal · « **Reply #1029 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:37:55 »

Quote from: CaptainMike1 on July 02, 2009, 16:33:36

This is going Off Topic. This thread is for 'Joke of the Day' not movie of the day.

but i thought "jokes" were anything funny and i found that video funny or you evil?

capn_cal · « **Reply #1030 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:42:24 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on July 02, 2009, 16:41:17

If you don't know yet, Captain Mike is a vice evil admin while Terry or Fred are away.

rofl, your president jokesalot diamant

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #1031 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:48:49 »

Triple post...

Why not just edit your post..?

capn_cal · « **Reply #1032 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:50:04 »

what do you mean jack?

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #1033 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:50:57 »

You should edit your post using the modify button, it's against the forum rules to post so many times for no reason. We've all posted maybe, two in a row, but we don't if we can help it.

Jack

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1034 on:** July 02, 2009, 16:59:31 »

And back to topic we are:

Bill sent an email to his wife saying that he would be coming home from his five day fishing trip one day early. Arriving home he found his wife with another man.
Upset he left and got a room at a hotel to plan his next step.
His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law.
"Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and as I expected there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode."
"OK" said Bill, "what is it?"
The mother-in -law said, "She never got your email!"

capn_cal · « **Reply #1035 on:** July 02, 2009, 21:04:32 »

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #1036 on:** July 02, 2009, 21:19:57 »

Aad how do you know so many jokes if I may ask sooner or later you must run out

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #1037 on:** July 02, 2009, 21:45:06 »

Quote from: Capt. Matt on July 02, 2009, 21:19:57

Aad how do you know so many jokes if I may ask sooner or later you must run out

Well...There's this thing called googl......

My turn now:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all went to Hell.
The Englishman wound up in a blazing furnace and The Scotsman was put in beside him burning away. The Irishman wound up in a big bedroom with a beautiful blonde film star in his arms. That's not fair,' said The Englishman and The Scotsman, 'rewarding him like that.' That's not The Irishman's reward,' said The Devil, 'that's her punishment.'

Jack

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #1038 on:** July 03, 2009, 00:24:12 »

I like that punishment

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #1039 on:** July 03, 2009, 13:24:09 »

Nice!! But how many pilots and how do they get their coffee??

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1040 on:** July 03, 2009, 14:05:50 »

Schnooked over Snook

A game warden stopped a man with two buckets of fish . He asked the man:" Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied: "No sir - Don't need one. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden asked.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home."
"That's crazy! Fish can't do that!" said the warden.
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "It's not crazy, I'll show you."
" O. K." said the warden, " do it!" !"
The man quickly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said: "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"Well, when are you going to call them back?" the game warden asked.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH!" yelled the warden.
"What fish?" the man asked.

capn_cal · « **Reply #1041 on:** July 03, 2009, 14:49:57 »

;Di don't need a explaination

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #1042 on:** July 03, 2009, 14:53:05 »

I do though...and mike I dont need "Keep working on it

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Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1043 on:** July 03, 2009, 16:18:29 »

What a Mess

The sailors were chowing down while the cook was bragging to a couple of other sailors:"My best dishes are meat loaf and peach cobbler."
Over hearing that comment, one sailor asked:"Sounds great, which is this?"

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #1044 on:** July 03, 2009, 16:56:33 »

Ahoy Aad

Don't know where your source is but these are great, even if capn_cal needs help.

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1045 on:** July 03, 2009, 17:22:30 »

Food for the Dog

The cook was yelling in the galley as the first mate came in.
"What's wrong cook?" said the first mate.
The cook explained that the ship's mascot, a dog, had eaten one of his chicken pot pies.
"That's serious", said the first mate, "but don't worry, we can get another dog!"

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #1046 on:** July 03, 2009, 17:25:23 »

good one...can you explain it for...

Lets Give the Guy a break shall we hes new, well sorta

Aad The Pirate · « **Reply #1047 on:** July 03, 2009, 17:32:23 »

Thanks for all the compliments, guys. Here is another one. Must be thye last one for today, otherwise my source will dry up.

To stow or not to stowaway

The cruise ship was well underway when ship security found the stowaway in the cargo hold.
"The Coast Guard will arrest you and take you back to port", said the officer.
The stowaway begged him to be kind: "I'm going to my daughter's wedding . I have no money for a ticket. I will work for the passage. Won't you please let me stay?"
Against his better judgment the officer agreed to let the man stay provided he keep out of site.
On the way out of the hold he tripped over another stowaway!
The second stowaway said: "Don't look at me. He invited me to the wedding!"

capn_cal · « **Reply #1048 on:** July 03, 2009, 17:35:05 »

Quote from: CaptainMike1 on July 03, 2009, 16:56:33

Ahoy Aad

Don't know where your source is but these are great, even if capn_cal needs help.

i don't need help

capn_cal · « **Reply #1049 on:** July 03, 2009, 17:36:28 »

Quote from: Capt. Matt on July 03, 2009, 17:25:23

good one...can you explain it for...

Lets Give the Guy a break shall we hes new, well sorta

theres no need to explain for me!(if thats your going after)

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