Manual for woman to understand man:
"For a good relationship it's sometimes expedient to understand what we think, how we think and how we function. You can take this serious, or you don't.
This lines came from a woman.
Here is the manual: "WE MAN EXPLAIN IT ONE MORE TIME"
"Be a big girl and understand the operation of a toilet seat (the open part that is). If it's up, just put it down. For us it must be up, for you it must be down. We have as many rights as you to state that "it was in the wrong position, again". Let's stop argue about that.
Your birthday, weddingday, mothersday must not be an endless queste to find that one, ideal gift for you.
Sometimes we just forget about it. Learn to handle it!
Soccer, pool and what other sport there may be on TV is always more important than any soap.
Cut your hair? Don't. Ever. Long hair is always prettier than short hair. Man are afraid for marriage because married woman start cutting their hair at once and we have to look at that short rathead for the rest of our married life.
Shopping isn't a nice pastime, and that's final.
To cry is and always will be blackmail.
Speak up your mind. Let's be very clear about that. Casual hints don't work, obvious hints don't work, crystalclear hints don't work. Silent hints we don't understand. Just tell us what you want.
A guy has three pair of shoes. TOP. How can you think that we are any help to you to find just THAT pair of your thirty pairs that fit with just that one dress.
Yes and No are perect answers to almost any question.
Share your problems with us only when you search for a solution. That's how we are, we fix problems.
For symphatie you have your girlfriends.
What we said six month ago is not valid in todays discussion. Even worse: every statement a week old or older is void in every meaning of the word.
Yes, you have your household on the rails, everything is spic and span. This statement is valid for the next twenty years. Don't ask about it anymore. We just don't see it.
Don't nag about weightwatching if you can't stop stuff yourself. If you thing you're fat, you're probable are. Don't ask us about our opinion about it. In the future we refuse any answer to that question.
If a statement can be ment in two different ways and that one way dosn't suite you, than we ment the other possibility.
Let us ogle. We are peekers, if you like it or not. It's in our gens.
Ask us to do something for you, or tell us how you want it be done. But understand that those two things don't match. If you think you know it better than do it yourself. Christopher Colombus didn't need directions, so don't we.
Man can see 16 colours only. Try your screenproperties how that looks. Peach is for us man just fruit, we don't have any idea what 'mauve' means, what 'living white' is, and we don't have any idea of the meaning of the word 'Cobalt-blue' .
If we ask if there is something wrong, and you denie it than we know that you, most of the time, lie, but we leave it that way because we don't like the hubbub. If we ask if there's something wrong and you denie than there is nothing wrong. Accept it.
If you ask a question but you will not know the answer, then you can count on it that you get an answer you wouldn't hear.
If we're going out, the outfit you're wearing right now is pefectly allright. Really.
Yes, you HAVE something to wear.
If you ask a question and we don't react it dosn't mean yes. So don't hold us to it. We're just not listening.
Yes, we always love beer, like you love handbags.
Woman cause less accidents in traffic. Congratulations. Do we trust you behind the wheel? NO WAY, accept it.
And finally: My belly is round. Round is a shape. So, I'm in shape"
