The other equally crazy but faster idea is to give the high-poly model its sea functions, and then practically toss it into the game, only making it playable on multiplayer servers that include Titanic, the way add-on vessels are done in MP. If players complain about their game running slowly when Titanic is about, reply with "You're the one who wanted her." (Even more effective as a response if Titanic is put on the site as DLC for a price)
I like that idea best: Give them a high-quality Titanic that they can’t use unless they get—and properly maintain—a computer that can handle it.
The trouble with that, and all other things that have been suggested, is that the developers do not have the time or resources unless they do it
instead of update 1.6, THE SECRETâ€, and any more DLC.
You might start a topic—not a meaningless anonymous poll—where users can say that they would rather have Titanic than those other items. And where other users can say what they think of that other group.
If users really want an Extremes that has been purged of the bugs they have been complaining about, they had better start sitting upon those who keep insisting upon relatively useless additions that can only postpone that happy day.
They should also stop supporting, silently or actively, those posters who, by their comments, do nothing constructive—and, indeed, provide reasons for investors to question whether the game is worth dumping more resources into.