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Willmutt · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:08:05 »

but he couldn't, his face had been so hard slapped almost every braincell was dead, he couldn't even open the door himself..

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:11:49 »

Then he took a smoke of some wacky backy he had bought earlier, and felt fine again, and sailed all the way back to Marmite Land, where seagulls are made of chocolate, and Spiderman doesn't exist...

saltydog · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:15:43 »

He awoke in the morning in his bunk, with a strange craving for Marmite..

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2009, 22:16:06 »

Then the seagull picked him up and the seagull dropped him onto the deck of the ferry my dad captains in New york harbour.........

Ballast · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2009, 23:10:10 »

...when Matt tried so sail away with his fathers Ferry, he found out that there was missing a small bolt on the engine...

saltydog · « **Reply #30 on:** November 01, 2009, 00:13:57 »

Suddenly, an elephant appeared..

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #31 on:** November 01, 2009, 00:36:19 »

And all of a sudden a plane landed to the port side of the vessel

saltydog · « **Reply #32 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:03:07 »

The elephant, startled by the unexpected landing of the plane, fled..

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #33 on:** November 01, 2009, 10:16:26 »

And sat on Matt by accident...

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #34 on:** November 01, 2009, 14:29:26 »

So Matt used his macho muscles and threw the elephant into the ocean

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #35 on:** November 01, 2009, 14:31:38 »

However this made the elephant mad, so he squirted Matt with water from his trunk...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #36 on:** November 01, 2009, 15:23:12 »

After cleaning himself up, Matt sailed home and watched an episode of Family Guy...Which he found rather amusing,

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #37 on:** November 01, 2009, 15:24:45 »

After watching family guy I flew to ireland to have a boxing match with Jack

sadsid (â€ 2016) · « **Reply #38 on:** November 01, 2009, 15:31:04 »

Quote from: Capt. Matt on November 01, 2009, 15:24:45

After watching family guy I flew to ireland to have a boxing match with Jack

Witch I lost because jack had 3 leaping leprechaun's with big shalalee's to help him

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #39 on:** November 01, 2009, 15:36:20 »

In desperation, Matt wipped out his Chainsaw to try and chop the leprechauns in half, but unfortunately forgot his can of 2 Stroke....So in a last ditch attempt, he threw his chainsaw towards the first leprechaun but missed...Insted hitting an on-coming Wagon which had some angry Monkey's in it...while Eric stood there and said "Smooth Move, Chainsaw man"...

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #40 on:** November 01, 2009, 17:19:13 »

Little did they know that from living in the ghetto I have running skills, so I ran away I hijacked one of those ugly european trucks..vroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm...problem solved

sadsid (â€ 2016) · « **Reply #41 on:** November 01, 2009, 17:46:06 »

Until I discovered that the truck was not european it was agent austins and the vrooooooooooooooom
lasted 2 sec's and I found myself looking at a truck full of angry monkey's

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #42 on:** November 01, 2009, 17:58:25 »

So the angy monkeys chased after Eric in their Marmite Injected ex. NASA rocket car...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #43 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:01:11 »

Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 01, 2009, 17:58:25

So the angy monkeys chased after Eric in their Marmite Injected ex. NASA rocket car...

Which was being fuelled by a Marmite based fuel...

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #44 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:08:44 »

they raced all the way to the netherlands to vsteps office and started to complain that Extremes is delayed once again

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #45 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:11:23 »

But from thre office appears a invisble unicycle...

Kapn Jonah · « **Reply #46 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:14:12 »

Which ran into Eric, as it emerged from the building....

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #47 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:22:36 »

So Fred wrapped his unicycle around Eric's neck, as the gathering crowd roared with laughter at such a funny sight...

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #48 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:23:54 »

So then Terry showed up

Kapn Jonah · « **Reply #49 on:** November 01, 2009, 18:28:23 »

And ate the marmite from the Monkeys Marmite based fueled rocket

But then he...

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