Wow! and I thought only
I could start arguements over nothing.
We don't want any arguements or fighting here... We are a peaceful campaign and death to anyone who says otherwise.
For the benefit of Nations that do not understand irony, just consider it a joke. I can't be bothered to explain what irony is again.I like that photo of the flymo lawn mower on the beach with all those people around it... I can't imagine those risk-averse people at the EU H&S teams allowing that now...
Objections
"Ooohhh... we can't allow H/C on the beach. Imagine the mess if someone ran into a propellor... We would lose our blue flag, clean beach, status."
Response
"To do that is stupid. Do we NEED stupid people on the planet?"
Objections
"The h/c is sooooo environmentally un-friendly... Think of those poor polar bears, hugging diminishing lumps of ice".
Response
"When was the last time you saw a polar bear (or ice for that matter) in
Dover-Calais in the same environment anyway?
Objections
"H/C are sooooo noisy"
Response
Removed before moderators see it It translated as "go forth and multiply"
Objections
"But Britain invented the H/C and we CAN'T admit that Britain is good at anything"
Response
"Ah... I didn't think of that one"