Topic: End of the world (Read 27766 times)

The Captain · « **Reply #100 on:** March 25, 2009, 21:29:09 »

Oh... I didn't know he had one...

TerryRussell · « **Reply #101 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:05:41 »

My 80-ton pebble:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7964309.stm

One of my earlier experiments:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090107085320.htm

The Captain · « **Reply #102 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:17:42 »

Really, professor, you need to anticipate these catestrophic events for your next experiment, okay? You are putting the world in jeporady

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TerryRussell · « **Reply #103 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:25:24 »

I was doing some landscape gardening and making a rockery. What's wrong with that?

So I wiped out 93% of the Planet Dried Mud's species. So? It cleared the way for you monkeys, didn't it? I just love the way you play "Whose backside is the reddest?" Me and my chums fall about watching that one.

Oh. Hang on. XWqqHTJJ says that it is one of your close relatives that does that. Sorry, I got confused. You apes all look alike to me.

The Captain · « **Reply #104 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:30:47 »

Oh. Well all right then. Just make sure next time your project isn't so big

. Build another Grand canyon for Great Britian or something, whatever floats your boat

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Well killing 93% of species isn't very nice... Kill at most 50% next time, that way it's fair

. And I've never heard of the back slapping game before

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We arn't apes, we are people. Apes are harrier. In some cases, some humans could be considered to be apes

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TerryRussell · « **Reply #105 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:40:51 »

I just checked. "Whose backside is the reddest?" is played by your brothers, the chimpanzees. They are very difficult to distinguish from you humming beans, as you share 99.97% of your DNA with them.

The only way that we can tell you apart is that they have funnier comedy shows and they play a much better game of chess.

By the way, they already have plans for what happens when the world comes to end. We asked if they would share the plans with you lot, but they said no, as you didn't have sufficient bananas to pay the fare.

PS You Humming Beans are a type of Great Ape, along with Bonobos (even closer relatives of yours), Chimpanzees and Grillers. (They make good toast, hence the name).

firestar12 · « **Reply #106 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:42:38 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on March 25, 2009, 22:05:41

My 80-ton pebble:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7964309.stm

One of my earlier experiments:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090107085320.htm

Of course, on your world it weighs about (how many times more was that?)

The Captain · « **Reply #107 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:47:11 »

DNA is not a way for identification, unless in the case of identical twins. To distinguish Monkeys, Apes, Chimps, etc. from humans is an impossible argument. Just look for clothes, body covering hair, or the innability to speak a language

. I hope that helped your identification skills

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I have plans too! When the world ends, I plan on dying

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My dad is always buying bannanas, so there is no sortage in my house

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We are closestly related to the Chimps, and related to practically every monkey shares at least .001% of DNA with us.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #108 on:** March 25, 2009, 22:58:25 »

DNA is the perfect way to ID individuals and the species of which they are a member. With a single cell from you, I could tell if you were a member of the highly intelligent ape family (Bonobo, Gorilla, Chimp, etc) or a mere slug or liver-fluke.

You share over 86% of your DNA with even the most distant of your slug cousins. Even bacteria share a huge amount of DNA with you. (Not with Firestar, though. He is of course not of your planet).

Now, although you have some bananas, the Chimps require 18.6718992 Trillion class "A" Fyfe Bananas per appendage that you possess. They don't give change!

Still, that asteroid is now 1.8 million miles closer to you than it was when we started this conversation. Fortunately you won't be worried about that as the ice-age will hit you about 1 million years beforehand.

But you won't care about the ice, either, as the sea levels will rise by 300 feet soon, when the Antartic ice sheet slips into the sea. (If I have the right diary, that's sometime within the next ten years).

Your oil will run out about the same time, but that will be the least of your problems.

This cheery greeting was brought to you by the Inter-Galactic Greetings Card Company.

The Captain · « **Reply #109 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:17:29 »

Yup. But, that isn't exactly the main concern of DNA

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I was right at least

. I didn't want to make up a number that could have been incorrect. But I think that Firestar should share some of our DNA, right

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How do you know if it is class A

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The ice age? Isn't our planet getting warmer

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Of course it will. That is why we have other sources to fuel cars. They just havn't been released because they cost a lot to manufacture. Now, what would be really impressive is if they could use sea water to fuel cars, not just purifyed water.

Bad greeting. I am sending them a complaint

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To liberate this topic back to when it was first started, I think that if the world were to end in our life time, I would just enjoy the time I have

. I wouldn't be running around in circles complaining about the world ending, but I would probably be out doing some of the things I enjoy. And, if I were to know when the world would end, I would probably do some things that are illegal

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TerryRussell · « **Reply #110 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:20:20 »

I have to go now.

Asteroid coming. Duck!

The Captain · « **Reply #111 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:24:28 »

If we ducked we wouldn't be any safer than standing up

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TerryRussell · « **Reply #112 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:27:21 »

I was talking to the ducks. They have an emergency plan.

llamalord · « **Reply #113 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:28:06 »

Makes you just laugh at all of us that thought "Duck and Cover" Would save us from nuclear fall out in the 50s

TerryRussell · « **Reply #114 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:31:10 »

The advice in the UK was to sit under the kitchen table. That would have been a real help against a thermo-nuclear explosion. NOT!

llamalord · « **Reply #115 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:34:55 »

In America it was...

1. Curse the Soviets.

2. Hide under your chair.

The Captain · « **Reply #116 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:35:57 »

Really

? It doesn't take science to figure that out, only common sence

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Quote from: TerryRussell on March 25, 2009, 23:27:21

I was talking to the ducks. They have an emergency plan.

To think that ducks could come up with a plan for escaping planetary disaster is illogical. Their minds are capable of producing a plan at best, and even with that comes adaptation.

Kevinmcg_ships · « **Reply #117 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:38:54 »

Quote from: The Captain on March 25, 2009, 23:17:29

That is why we have other sources to fuel cars. They just havn't been released because they cost a lot to manufacture. Now, what would be really impressive is if they could use sea water to fuel cars, not just purifyed water.

Oh the technology is already there, and could have been made available a long time ago. The powerful companies just want to keep on milking the cow and making massive profits. Once the oil has run out, they'll move on to grab something else as a source of new fuel - probably H20 or wind power.

I think we could see a situation where tables are turned as the oil depleted Middle East will suddenly find themselves dependant on our H20 for fuel, like the Western world did with their oil for decades.

p.s. I hope we never find a way to use sea water to fuel cars, otherwise we'd run out of sea water in no time and we'll end up like that poor barren red planet known as Mars!

The Captain · « **Reply #118 on:** March 25, 2009, 23:47:15 »

Well yes, the tech. is there, they just don't want to release it for a number of reasons. Most has to do with profits and money regulation.

They could make solar power in a desperate attempt I suppose. But the countrys there arn't as dependant on oil as we are. They don't use as many cars as we do, but with the new car that came out in Europe selling for $2,000 each, a lot of customers will buy the car, but with more pollution.

The water will be evaporated and will come on down to Earth in the end. All water is returned to the Earth, no matter what. Even the water you drank 3 months ago is either on the ground or in the air.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #119 on:** March 26, 2009, 00:50:18 »

Quote from: The Captain on March 25, 2009, 23:47:15

Even the water you drank 3 months ago is either on the ground or in the air.

Unless you have a severe kidney problem, or an exceptional bladder.

The Captain · « **Reply #120 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:36:17 »

Please explain why a kidney problem would prevent the ridding of fluids from the body

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TerryRussell · « **Reply #121 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:05:48 »

Kidney failure prevents passage of water from body to bladder... It is fatal, though.

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #122 on:** March 26, 2009, 08:51:16 »

Talking about new ways to power transport, I was watching Top Gear a few weeks ago, and it shows a normal family saloon, but in fact, it was actually running on Hydrogen.

It only has an electric motor, which has only one working part, it also dosen't make any noise, which is quite confusing when you come to put your key in the ignition

Here's a picture, it's called the Honda FCX Clarity:

To put it in posh terms, its a Hydrogen Fuel Cell Vehicle; it dosen't give off any Emissions-Apart from water vapour.

Jack.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #123 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:15:57 »

But to make the car it caused an immense amount of pollution and global warming. When the car is scrapped, it will cause even more.

In order to produce the hydrogen fuel, the amount of CO₂ produced is more than will be saved by just burning the equivalent amount of petrol (gas).

You'll pay more for the car and for the fuel, believing you're "saving the planet". Sounds like they've got you where they want you(r wallet)...

JHB · « **Reply #124 on:** March 26, 2009, 11:42:52 »

That car wont be operative in Norway within 5 years. Our government is so slow that even making fuel stations for that type of car will take years to establish...
Nothing will happen if we trust our government all the time and leave the biggest issues to them. In fact we can do a lot as civilians if we just come together.
The end of the world will probably not come, but wild weather, financial crisis and lots of poverty will damage our society more than ever before. And if there are any threats outside in the space we will not know about it until the day the US president goes online on world wide broadcast telling the world the truth that is probably hidden by NSA, CIA, FBI, NASA and other government organizations for several years.

The biggest threat to our planet is in fact ourself, the way we live, because we do not live in harmony with the nature, we are using it to feed our slavery to money.
So if there is a question about if the humanity need to face a global disaster -yes, we deserves it. If not the end of the world then the time for the humanity to "wake up" and start doing something with our system and change it into a system where everyone is included and where poverty is a unknown subject and where we live in harmony with the nature.

But you know...the human is so stupid today that the day it faces it's own stupidity its too late.
If 2012 will happen I guess its a action by God a action to re-establish the planet Earth.

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