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Kapn Jonah

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2008, 23:38:29 »

nice! thats hilarious! although, i would never do that myself, th eleast i'd do for my crew is let them go on the life boats and drown by myself ofcourse, but thats about it. I'd want them to help me if i got shot though!
Brown pants...thats histerical;)  ;D ;D ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2008, 13:05:23 »

In fact it's an old one far from WWII. Red pants by Napoleon, Brown pants by Adolf H.
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bbydino05

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2008, 14:05:49 »

ok i got one

so there was a lady k.
she was mowing her back yard, when she felt a bump in the grass. She stopped the lawn mower and noticed it was her cat. She ran inside and her sister noticed she was being frantic. So she asked what she was doing the lady responded with," Im going to wal-mart to get my cats tail sewed back on." the sister said," Why Wal-mart?" the lady said," Because they are the biggest Re-tailer in America."
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2008, 19:23:15 »

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

 ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2008, 19:26:52 »

Nice one, Terry.
This one isn't really a joke, but more like an optical illusion.
Click to animate.
One of the smartest things I've seen lately
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2008, 20:13:55 »

Nice one, Aad!

Q. Why did the concientious employee put a clock under the table?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time.
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2008, 22:10:26 »

How many letters F do You read here:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

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bbydino05

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2008, 22:34:08 »

3
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2008, 22:35:23 »

7
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Dave M

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2008, 22:58:57 »

6 or 7 if you include this one.
How many letters F do You read here:
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2008, 23:04:03 »

I wasn''t going to give it away....
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2008, 23:24:34 »

Both Terry and Dave are right. Actually the letters must be count in the bold printed area.
BTW, bbydino's answer comes closet to what most people see at the 1rst time. Our brains aren't programmed to read short words like if and of.

And what can we do in this Forum?
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RMS Gigantic

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2008, 00:47:51 »

Nice!

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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2008, 01:08:49 »

Both Terry and Dave are right. Actually the letters must be count in the bold printed area.

Hi Aad. To be precise (and because I love a good discussion), your instructions said "here". So, logically that should include all of the post. Had your name been Mad_Fred, the answer would have been 8, therefore.
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2008, 16:14:00 »

Ahoy Terry,
You're absolutely right. Next time I'll try to be more precise in my 'instructions'.
So, what do You read on the picture in the attachment?
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FOYEN

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2008, 16:21:18 »

Ahoy Terry,
You're absolutely right. Next time I'll try to be more precise in my 'instructions'.
So, what do You read on the picture in the attachment?
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Aad

"OPTICAL ILLUSION"     

Nice one, Aad
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TerryRussell

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2008, 22:34:32 »

Q. What kind of cake do you get at McDonalds?

A. A stomach-cake!
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2008, 22:37:37 »

A joke for tonight:
There's a groupe of creatures who love the sinking of the Titanic so much that they think the movie had a Happy End.
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RMS Gigantic

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2008, 22:43:50 »

That doesn't look like Titanic at all to me.

Muast be some other ship of the same name.
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2008, 23:02:34 »

Ahoy Gigantic,
In Love, War and Jokes everything is allowed.
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BTW I NEVER stated that this was THE Titanic
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RMS Gigantic

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2008, 23:29:43 »

A joke for tonight:
There's a groupe of creatures who love the sinking of the Titanic so much that they think the movie had a Happy End.
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Are you sure? ;D
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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2008, 15:57:32 »

New one:
How does a fish in a fishtank/bowl commits suicide?
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Thruster

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2008, 07:51:58 »

Is this weird or is it just me?



 ;D ;D

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Aad The Pirate

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2008, 14:00:27 »

Ahoy Thruster,
Weird or not, but jokewise I can't laugh about this ;)
Here's another one:
Always be polite, or else......................................
(Click to enlarge)
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Thruster

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2008, 15:10:59 »

Ahoy Thruster,
Weird or not, but jokewise I can't laugh about this ;)
Here's another one:
Always be polite, or else......................................

Ok ;)
That one's very funny though... :D
Where do you get all those pics?
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