I know I'm not the first to make a perfectly pointless post today, but as the old saying goes- if you can't join 'em, beat them.
So.
I thought I'd start by telling everyone (especially anyone in a cold, damp country) that I'm enjoying two British rareties: A) Nice, hot weather and B)Properly chilled Stella.
And to top it off, I'm sitting in a motor boat in the middle of a flaming great reservoir. This mobile broadband is great, shame about laptop batteries though.
The point of this post? Read the *ing title.