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[saltydog]

oh my goose, seems like terry has the "idiot-virus"....

[TerryRussell]

Translation:

Owe Kay. Eye wheel treye dat.

OK. I will try that.

Wear kan eye obtane asse's meelk? Doh eye kneed Anne ass? Wheel Losertanyer bee eh gud suppleye-er?

Where can I obtain asses milk? Do I need an ass? Will Loosertania be a good supplier?

As you can see, Loosertania must have been right. Simply putting my name on messages in this forum caused me to personally be infected with a virus. The PC is OK, I caught the spell-checker virus through some mysterious, magical process that no-one else in the universe except Loosertania understands..

NOT!

Saltydog said:

oh my goose, seems like terry has the "idiot-virus"....

Hi Saltydog. No, that's my normal state.

[saltydog]

  oh no you don't...cul..

[mvsmith]

I’m concerned that this entire discussion is spiraling out of control; degenerating into wild speculation and misinformation. I even detect a note of frivolity infecting what should be a serious consideration of the dire consequences of which we have been warned.
I keep hoping that the one reliable fount of information on this matter will once again appear to guide us from the wilderness of our own ignorance and skepticism and set us on a course toward true Internet safety.
Alas, our guru has not come to our aid. Knowing his selfless dedication to his calling, I fear that perhaps he was led to incaution by the terrible examples that we have set, and has, himself, fallen prey to some virus that has caused him to self-destruct.
If this should be the unfortunate case, I am sure all our hearts go out to this valiant crusader against evil.
Marty

[Mad_Fred]

Very well spoken, Marty.

Alas, our great and valliant leader seems to lack the possibility of responding to the many off topic remarks that led us astray on this quest for a better, brighter, safer internet future for us all. Woe is us!

But I am sure he will very much appreciate the kind words when he reads your comment. If indeed, he understands said words. In due time, he might even enlighten us again with more of his infinite wisdom.

Oh happy day, when it cometh.

Regards,
Frederick McNonsense

 

[LucAtC]

Marty,
Sometimes, I wonder if you are not a close friend or an avatar of Uncle Al (http://www.groupsrv.com/science/about339460.html), a critic of Tajmar's experiments, specialist of underwater bugs and cosmological errances. I am not trying to belittle (http://www.insults.net/html/kids/whatsaniq.html) his existential appreciations, but his mazepath site (http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/) is very enlightening.
It doesn't tell much about forum safety (that is meant to stay on topic), but still is worth reading to stay focused on the important facts of life.
R*e*g*a*r*d*s,
L*u*c

[mvsmith]

Regards,
Frederick McNonsense

 

Fred,
I have long suspected that you are Irish and not Dutch; now we all know the truth!

[Mad_Fred]

Fainne oir ort!

Nah, just kidding. I'm 100% Dutch.

Slán agus beannacht leat!

Regards,
Fred

[mvsmith]

Fred,
I’m glad to hear that. You won’t be made to change your avatar to the green guy after all.

Regards,
Marty

[Mad_Fred]