Wow, didn't know that Marmite had its own thread, fantastic.
Marmite is the most lovely, loveliest lovely thing ever.
It has a special place called "Marmecca" where EVERY good Marmite eater MUST visit at least once in his lifetime.
Marmite has special powers. Eat Marmite all your life- and never question its worth- and you shall seek comfort in the after life in Marmiteaven.
People have fought over Marmite, to the point of hostile words, here on this very forum. But do not take the name of Marmite in vain,for it shall not affect you yeasterday, but Mite (sic) affect you in the future.