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Marmite. Love it or hate it?

Love it
- 11 (42.3%)
Hate it
- 1 (3.8%)
What the hell is he on about now?
- 9 (34.6%)
Really hate it
- 5 (19.2%)

Total Members Voted: 24

Voting closed: November 05, 2007, 13:33:27


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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #675 on: November 12, 2009, 17:57:45 »
Quote from: CaptainMike1 on November 12, 2009, 17:56:20
At last someone sane has arrived!! Hi Jack!!

 :2thumbs:

Hi Sane Mike :lol:
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #676 on: November 12, 2009, 18:00:02 »
They are all going MAD, waiting for SS10 and NOT eating ENOUGH mARMITE!!
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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #677 on: November 12, 2009, 18:13:15 »
We should make another topic called..."Marmitepeace"

Or..."Marmite Shepheard"? :lol:
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #678 on: November 12, 2009, 18:16:02 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:13:15
We should make another topic called..."Marmitepeace"

Or..."Marmite Shepheard"? :lol:

Not 'Marmitepeace', that would be 'MP' which leaves a bad taste!

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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #679 on: November 12, 2009, 18:19:07 »
Quote from: CaptainMike1 on November 12, 2009, 18:16:02
Not 'Marmitepeace', that would be 'MP' which leaves a bad taste!



Which way do you mean,

Multiplayer

OR

Members of parliament? :lol: :D
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The Ferry Man

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #680 on: November 12, 2009, 18:19:42 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:19:07
Which way do you mean,

Multiplayer

OR

Members of parliament? :lol: :D

lol
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #681 on: November 12, 2009, 18:20:48 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:19:07
Which way do you mean,

Multiplayer

OR

Members of parliament? :lol: :D

I was thinking of Multiplayer, but the other fits to, especially as our MP bought the famous duck house!!


££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #682 on: November 12, 2009, 18:25:02 »
*Cough* expenses...
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The Ferry Man

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #683 on: November 12, 2009, 18:25:31 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:25:02
*Cough* expenses...

And none on Marmite...
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #684 on: November 12, 2009, 18:27:56 »
Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 12, 2009, 18:25:31
And none on Marmite...

Ducks don't eat Marmite!!
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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #685 on: November 12, 2009, 18:29:13 »
Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 12, 2009, 18:25:31
And none on Marmite...

Aperently, They were buying anything from their food, to their houses with OUR money.. :thumbdown:

Booo....I say we get the Marmite Party in...
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The Ferry Man

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #686 on: November 12, 2009, 18:30:09 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:29:13
Aperently, They were buying anything from their food, to their houses with OUR money.. :thumbdown:

Booo....I say we get the Marmite Party in...

That was bad of them...

I mean a Moat!!!

i agree we need the Marmite Group in, With Terry as PM...
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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #687 on: November 12, 2009, 18:35:15 »
Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 12, 2009, 18:30:09
That was bad of them...

I mean a Moat!!!

i agree we need the Marmite Group in, With Terry as PM...

Don't you mean Stuart? :P

He is the original Marmite Lover..! ;D
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The Ferry Man

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #688 on: November 12, 2009, 18:36:33 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:35:15
Don't you mean Stuart? :P

He is the original Marmite Lover..! ;D

hmm... Good Point...

Stuart... or Terry

Hmm...
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Wave Music

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #689 on: November 12, 2009, 18:44:38 »
I think Stuart gets the majority of votes because he is the Marmite God. 
Right, Stuart?

Quote from: Stuart2007 on September 08, 2009, 00:01:28
Yes, ME... *I* am THE god of all that is Marmite. The other bloke- nice as he is- is a false god of marmite.

You know who you are doctor... :o
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The Ferry Man

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #690 on: November 12, 2009, 18:45:34 »
lol

We should have them debate...

or Fight - Harry Hill Style...
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IRI5HJ4CK

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #691 on: November 12, 2009, 18:47:41 »
FIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!

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The Ferry Man

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #692 on: November 12, 2009, 18:48:26 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:47:41
FIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!



Yep!

Best way to sort this out  :thumbs:
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CaptainMike1

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #693 on: November 12, 2009, 18:51:22 »
Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 18:47:41
FIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!



New relation?
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Stuart2007

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #694 on: November 12, 2009, 19:16:16 »
Quote from: TerryRussell on November 12, 2009, 10:23:35
PS as one or two of you may know, I have a slight background in astrophysics. Stu, would you be prepared to pay for my copy if I get a response from Stephen?

Keeping with the theory of indeterminism, it is- as you well know- impossible to state a clear 'yes' or 'no'- but instead only a range of possibilities each with their likely outcome.

For example, the more that one becomes certain that I am going to buy a copy of SSE, the less one can be certain that I will give it to you.

Paradoxically, the more one can be certain that you will have a copy, the less one can be certain that I will be paying for it.

The ultimate theory of grand unified Marmite? I am a tight fisted sod.

(simpler explanation for the thick people: Imagine a box with a jar of Marmite in it. One inserts a Terry in the box for thirty minutes and then removes. Is the jar of Marmite eaten or not eaten or is it in a range of eaten-ness?)
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Stuart2007

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #695 on: November 12, 2009, 19:19:56 »
Quote from: Wave Music on November 12, 2009, 18:44:38
I think Stuart gets the majority of votes because he is the Marmite God. 
Right, Stuart?


Thank you WM. And Jack of course. I do greatly respect the Marmiteness of Terry and recognise his ability to eat great quanitites of the stuff.

I also recognise that I am the God of Marmite, and very modest about it, and would be pleased to become PM... On the sole proviso that I can become Home Secretary too and complete my other ambition... of bringing back Capital Punishment...

Yes. Capital punishment. NO MARMITE FOR all who live in London, Edinburgh and cardiff.
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TerryRussell

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Re: Marmite
« Reply #696 on: November 12, 2009, 19:25:32 »
Quote from: Stuart2007 on November 12, 2009, 19:19:56
Thank you WM. And Jack of course. I do greatly respect the Marmiteness of Terry and recognise his ability to eat great quanitites of the stuff.

I also recognise that I am the God of Marmite, and very modest about it, and would be pleased to become PM... On the sole proviso that I can become Home Secretary too and complete my other ambition... of bringing back Capital Punishment...

Yes. Capital punishment. NO MARMITE FOR all who live in London, Edinburgh and cardiff.

That sounds like an election campaign. The fact that you need to campaign, like a low-life politician shows that you are not worthy.

Being the true Supreme Ruler of the Marmite, I am of course an absolute dictator. My very thoughts are inviolable law. This proves that I am the one.

Sorry Stu. But you are henceforth banished to Lagness.

Probably. It may be uncertain for you, since your very existence is currently up for grabs.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #697 on: November 12, 2009, 19:29:59 »
An absolute dictator? After 12 years of them, do you think the people of Great Marmite will stand for any more.

Banish me to Lagness? Huh. Such impudence. I would banish you to Bognor Regis. In summer, in the rain. For a week two weeks. WITHOUT Marmite.

That's what happens to people who disrespect the God of Marmite.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #698 on: November 12, 2009, 19:45:00 »
Quote from: Stuart2007 on November 12, 2009, 19:29:59
An absolute dictator? After 12 years of them, do you think the people of Great Marmite will stand for any more.

Banish me to Lagness? Huh. Such impudence. I would banish you to Bognor Regis. In summer, in the rain. For a week two weeks. WITHOUT Marmite.

That's what happens to people who disrespect the God of Marmite.

Bognor? I rule that as well. I can see it from my house. But despite that, I have not yet smitten it with custard. Maybe later.

Actually, you seem slightly better than appalling at the divine retribution thing. I may have a job for you here at Marmite Central. (Making a list, checking it twice. Then smiting them)

The hours are awful, the pay is lousy, but you get to smite people, which makes up for it. And of course, all the Marmite you can suck.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #699 on: November 12, 2009, 19:54:05 »
You are the Thor of the Marmite world. I cast you down into the eternal pits of damnation (OK. Derby)
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