I have terrible news everyone.
It seems that SpongeBob has died in the oil spill of BP.
He spontanious combusted by soaking up all the oil.
Also I have found this threat on Facebook:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died in an oil spill because of BP? Spongebob Squarepants! Wait, what???
So, that's it.
Our favorite seasponge has passed away...
SpongeBob SquarePants
1999-2010