Clanky, If you don't send some of that heatwave my way I will make you serve on a old, clunky ferry that has a dodgy main engine for the rest of your carrer, Did I mention that it has a bow rudder? A very rusty, old, broken bow rudder...
Danny, I am presently serving on an old, clunky ferry which has been converted into a cruise ship and has not only two dodgy main engines, but 4 dodgy generators as well (in fact she presently only has 3 dodgy generators and one completely goosed one)
As for the bow rudder, I would just have it welded up, I may even have it welded up at around 5 degrees to port just to keep the deckies on their toes!