Clanky, If you don't send some of that heatwave my way I will make you serve on a old, clunky ferry that has a dodgy main engine for the rest of your carrer, Did I mention that it has a bow rudder? A very rusty, old, broken bow rudder...
The person who has there site as google may be the google crawler, although they tend to be called "googlebot" and are invisible to all but the admins.