Topic: The Cookie Box MkII - On stranger tides (Read 3486099 times)

McGherkin · « **Reply #5525 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:22:05 »

'Father Fluffybottom, that's what we used to call him. Hahahaha!!!'

'Ah but do you remember what we all used to call you? Himalaya Joe, on account of that thick black hair growing between your toes!'

'That was a serious medical condition.'

laganviking · « **Reply #5526 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:30:01 »

"what we need Dougal is to lure them away, draw their attention else where. Any ideas Dougal?"
"I think thats called a diversion Ted"
"Yes Dougal i know. Do you have any ideas what the diversion can be?"
"Bingo! Old Spambot like bingo"
"thats a very good idea dougal. Just a few problems, how to we print off bingo cards?"
"By using a printing press..."
"Which of course we have?"
"Mmm you have me there Ted"

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #5527 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:31:46 »

"God Ted it's lovely out"

*TREES BLOWING AROUND IN WIND*

McGherkin · « **Reply #5528 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:46:58 »

'Here's your pints.'

'Oh, Thankyou, Pat. We've been running a bit low on milk actually.'

*opens fridge. It's full of milk.*

CROSBYPHOTO · « **Reply #5529 on:** April 16, 2010, 14:28:57 »

Dougal there's a bomb on the milk float

Ohhh Right who's that for

McGherkin · « **Reply #5530 on:** April 16, 2010, 14:30:40 »

We've had that one, try again!

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #5531 on:** April 16, 2010, 16:10:09 »

"Look who it is! GOOD MAN FATHER JAC....Oh...*Jack walks into Cinema*

McGherkin · « **Reply #5532 on:** April 16, 2010, 16:13:38 »

'I Don't Beeelllliiiiieeevvveee it!!!'

Ralphy · « **Reply #5533 on:** April 16, 2010, 18:14:55 »

i have got a feeling this has been the most discussed subjet on the cookie box. normally the subject will change every hour this has been going on for 2 days

McGherkin · « **Reply #5534 on:** April 16, 2010, 18:16:38 »

'YOU'RE NOT SINGING, YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANY MORE!!!'

McGherkin · « **Reply #5535 on:** April 16, 2010, 18:22:15 »

So we can stop this Ted talk? Nah! This is a record in progress!

'Will you have a sandwich, Father? I've got a little bag for you to put them in, and I've even got a bigger bag you can put the little bag in!'

laganviking · « **Reply #5536 on:** April 16, 2010, 18:23:01 »

I can see us running out of quotes soon

McGherkin · « **Reply #5537 on:** April 16, 2010, 18:25:39 »

Never!

'Would the sheep like a cup of tea?'
'I'm not sure sheep like tea, Unless you've got some sort of special Sheep Tea!'
'Yes'
'Pardon?'
'Yes. I have special Sheep Tea.'
'Well give him some of that then'
'Righto, Father!'