That would be no GOOD for a GOOD Home Secretary as it doesn't show where Dover is!!
Dimbleby "So, Mr Prime Minister. What is your answer to the peoples claim that you don't know where Dover is?"
Brown "Well, clearly, the people have asked me to do a job and have told me that they want me to get on with the job of running the country. Of course, we have made mistakes in our search for Dover and we must learn the lessons of the hunt for dover. But the people want me to get on with running the country. Out of ALL the countries in the world, we are the best placed to find Dover and we will recover from Dover before any others. It must be remember that it was the U.S. that caused Dover to be lost, but I must reiterate that Britain is the best placed to find Dover. I have abolished the find-lose-find of the evil tories and clearly we will win the next election as we will find the Dover..."
Dimbleby"Thank you Mr Prime Minister"
Brown
Excuse me, Mr Dimbleby, but what IS a Dover?"