My first name is Avery.
In a subbasement of the Pupin physics building on the UCLA campus is a high-reflectance echo chamber used in hi-intensity white noise measurements. Outside, someone had posted this poem:
There once was a monk named Avery
Whose habits were quite unsavory:
Amid screeches and howls
He deflowered young owls
In a subterranean aviary
Regards,
Marty