Topic: Marmite (Read 217087 times)

TerryRussell · « **Reply #275 on:** April 13, 2008, 18:06:21 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on April 13, 2008, 16:54:19

I should advise you, Mr Russell, that I have recently declared my own registed church of Marmite and find your offensive comments against my religion totally unacceptable.

Therefore under the well-thought-out human rights directives from the EU I am planning to make a formal complaint to the Police about you. I'm sure they will appreciate the time spent, excess paperwork and all the usual rubbish that goes with it before declaring it a total waste of time.

(sorry. I've just finished the EU post and should have taken a deep breath before looking for an excuse to have a go at EU rules here)

Fortunately no-one is reading this thread so I can tell you that I am in fact a secret agent for Marmite. If you look carefully in all of the missions I have created, there is hidden Marmite. Best not to say anything or I may have to melt you down and hide the evidence in the Mamarite production line, along with the usual input of creosote and tar.

Now, shh. Tell no-one. Our secret is safe here. DJM is my long-lost son that I never knew I had and Traddles is in fact a figment of DJM's Marmite-twisted mind.

SirXpression · « **Reply #276 on:** April 13, 2008, 18:15:54 »

its nice that im not the only one with a huge imagination

[RWP]DJM · « **Reply #277 on:** April 13, 2008, 18:32:14 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on April 13, 2008, 18:06:21

Now, shh. Tell no-one. Our secret is safe here. DJM is my long-lost son that I never knew I had and Traddles is in fact a figment of DJM's Marmite-twisted mind.

ROFL, what did you drink when you went 'clubbing'?

TerryRussell · « **Reply #278 on:** April 13, 2008, 18:39:12 »

Quote from: [RWP]DJM on April 13, 2008, 18:32:14

ROFL, what did you drink when you went 'clubbing'?

Blood. With a Marmite chaser.

dharl · « **Reply #279 on:** April 17, 2008, 10:44:22 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on April 13, 2008, 18:39:12

Blood. With a Marmite chaser.

explains a lot i think

TerryRussell · « **Reply #280 on:** April 17, 2008, 18:15:47 »

Slu-r-r-r-p! Be careful, or I may swoop out of the darkness and go clubbing with you.

As Mummy cannibal said: "Stop playing with your food, children".

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #281 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:37:40 »

hahaha!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #282 on:** May 05, 2008, 13:27:23 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on April 13, 2008, 18:06:21

Fortunately no-one is reading this thread so I can tell you that I am in fact a secret agent for Marmite. If you look carefully in all of the missions I have created, there is hidden Marmite. Best not to say anything or I may have to melt you down and hide the evidence in the Mamarite production line, along with the usual input of creosote and tar.

Now, shh. Tell no-one. Our secret is safe here. DJM is my long-lost son that I never knew I had and Traddles is in fact a figment of DJM's Marmite-twisted mind.

I still find your ceaseless tirade against mar*ite unfounded and just not on.

We Mar*ite worshippers are peaceful, placid, law abiding people. And we will kill anyone who says otherwise.

(for the younger, or Ame**c*n, users of this website... just to explain this is irony and should not be taken TOO seriously.)

B

TerryRussell · « **Reply #283 on:** May 06, 2008, 03:13:30 »

As a founder member of the Mainly American Revolutionary Missippi and Idaho Television Engineers, I am hereby launching a formal protest at the continual misuse of our unregistered trade mark, Marmite.

This is your final warning. Any further misuse of our worthy intitution's credentials and especially any that confuse our highly disqualified members with a thick brown sticky goo will cause us to issue a further warning, so be warned.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #284 on:** May 06, 2008, 20:28:02 »

As the chairman of the Federal Union of Collected Kranks (which has just merged with the Office of Flipping Fools) may I say anacronyms are wonderful things

saltydog · « **Reply #285 on:** May 06, 2008, 20:30:10 »

yes, anacronyms are delicious snakes...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #286 on:** May 06, 2008, 20:31:17 »

Quote from: saltydog on May 06, 2008, 20:30:10

yes, anacronyms are delicious snakes...

Y.A.A.D.S.

Must be a Dutch thing...

TerryRussell · « **Reply #287 on:** May 06, 2008, 22:18:45 »

Well, sat here in Athens, I have just tried a fried acronym and it was delicious with calamari. As for the toasted snake that was good with a savoury dip.

The raw snake was a bit of a struggle as the damn thing bit me twice. Is it cobras that have the sort of flat hooded appearance? Oh dear! Excuse me while I hit the floo

saltydog · « **Reply #288 on:** May 06, 2008, 22:23:23 »

good to hear from you terry, hope you're getting a bit of a tan..
don't let those greek anacronyms bite you in the bum..

TerryRussell · « **Reply #289 on:** May 06, 2008, 22:27:23 »

After the anti-snake serum, I am now partialy recovered. Unfortunately I have only seen the sun briefly on my way from the hotel to the Client's offices this morning. No chance of a tan.

Off to Cyprus tomorrow evening after another day's work. Staying at a good hotel, but unless things have changed in the past couple of years, there will be no internet connection, so I'll be off-line until Saturday evening when I return to the UK (my return should be announced on News at Ten)

PS there seems to be no Marmite in Athens, unless I have stepped in any on the pavements (which is possible, looking at them)

saltydog · « **Reply #290 on:** May 06, 2008, 22:35:50 »

have a good time..

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #291 on:** May 06, 2008, 23:03:03 »

Should have more luck with Marmite in Cyprus methinks. Anyway, why don't you take it with you TR?

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #292 on:** May 07, 2008, 00:13:10 »

Yes- take mass volume of both mar*ite AND anacronym for the expats- you'll make a fortune.

You've got the right idea though... get some clients in hot countries for tax deductable holidays... I like your thinking...

Is there an ISO number for that?

TerryRussell · « **Reply #293 on:** May 10, 2008, 19:47:50 »

Evenin' all!

Just back from Cyprus. Started out 2:00 a.m. UK time and just got in at about 19:00 UK time. It's hotter in Selsey than it was in Limassol or Athens.

Limassol did have Marmite! The hotel had it in small sachets at breakfast time.

[RWP]DJM · « **Reply #294 on:** May 10, 2008, 20:54:55 »

Welcome back Terry

Quote from: TerryRussell on May 10, 2008, 19:47:50

Limassol did have Marmite! The hotel had it in small sachets at breakfast time.

Sachet's of brown goo.....................PASS

TerryRussell · « **Reply #295 on:** May 10, 2008, 21:00:41 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on May 07, 2008, 00:13:10

Is there an ISO number for that?

Yep. But it's my personal secret!

Just to rub it in: My mother-in-law lives near Miami. One of my sisters-in-law lives in Tampa Bay. The other lives in Clearwater, Florida. Visiting the out-laws is pretty good! I like my Mother-in-law and sisters-in-law, so that's a double hit. I also have some clients out in Miami, so jackpot!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #296 on:** May 11, 2008, 12:04:36 »

Terry,

Whilst I was seriously thinking about going ISO9002... I'm more thinking now about engaging you as a consultant to design a system of ~~excuses~~ I mean clients that i can visit tax deductable around the world for cheap holidays.

Furthest I've been on a business excuse/trip is the far east Lowestoft.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #297 on:** May 11, 2008, 21:54:23 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on May 11, 2008, 12:04:36

Terry,

Whilst I was seriously thinking about going ISO9002... I'm more thinking now about engaging you as a consultant to design a system of ~~excuses~~ I mean clients that i can visit tax deductable around the world for cheap holidays.

Furthest I've been on a business excuse/trip is the far east Lowestoft.

Ah 9002... A standard that has been dead for almost 8 years.. Suitable for an ingredient in Marmite?

Hey don't knock Lowerstiff! I've got clients there... Some of them are not married to close relatives.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #298 on:** May 11, 2008, 22:02:10 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on May 11, 2008, 21:54:23

Ah 9002... A standard that has been dead for almost 8 years.. Suitable for an ingredient in Marmite?

Hey don't knock Lowerstiff! I've got clients there... Some of them are not married to close relatives.

Well, that shows how much I know about the subject then

I read your website and understood that 9002 was 9001 without design components. Misunderstanding. Too much mar*ite today.

I'm looking at buying a competitor in Portsmouth, so I can get a nice ~~holiday home on the Solent~~ office on teh Solent. Tax free, of course

EDIT: Sorry Terry. I've re-read it and now makes sense. 9001:2000 Why won't they just keep to one thing and stop changing it

TerryRussell · « **Reply #299 on:** May 11, 2008, 22:27:22 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on May 11, 2008, 22:02:10

EDIT: Sorry Terry. I've re-read it and now makes sense. 9001:2000 Why won't they just keep to one thing and stop changing it

Don't worry. It becomes 9001:2008 in a few month's time.

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