Topic: Marmite (Read 231697 times)

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #950 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:50:44 »

WARNING TO ALL SEA GOING VESSELS IN THE AREA BETWEEN NAPOLI AND TOULON.

There are reports of unusally large jars of Marmite Spambot which may pose harm to shipping. REMEMBER that only 1/8th of a jar of Marmite is visible above the surface of the sea.

The meteorological associations state that they are surprised to find this many Marmitebergs this far south at this time of year.

Marmite jars can and will clogg bow thrusters, damage propellors and may cling onto the hull (also known as Marmiticals). On the bright side, Marmite- if captured in a large net- can be used to grease the main bearings on propellor shafts and winch gear for anchor chains.

clanky · « **Reply #951 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:53:13 »

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #952 on:** July 26, 2011, 16:07:12 »

OK I wasn;t expecting this sort of article in the Portsmouth port newsletter...

http://www.portsmouth-port.co.uk/news/1936

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #953 on:** July 26, 2011, 16:49:08 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on July 26, 2011, 16:07:12

OK I wasn;t expecting this sort of article in the Portsmouth port newsletter...

http://www.portsmouth-port.co.uk/news/1936

Ah glad to see that, going to Bilbao next month with Brittany and glad to know I won't starve en route!!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #954 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:13:41 »

Urgh! Mike, you're going on the c(*)ap finished?

That thing? The one with the big hole at the back? Who'd make a ship with a big hole in it and then stick it across the E Atlantic?

I even wonder of the wisdom of putting Do-Ca ferries with no aft superstructure- but into the Bay?

No wonder the Captain always sounds so cheerful when arriving- probably amazed to do so.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #955 on:** July 27, 2011, 12:56:25 »

That's why the Marmite is there, the seagoing version is known as Marinite!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #956 on:** July 27, 2011, 18:10:21 »

Can someone tell Mike that I'm not 'talking' to him- going on that floating barge instead of campaigning outside deeble towers for the Pride back.

clanky · « **Reply #957 on:** July 28, 2011, 08:23:28 »

Mike, Stuart says he's not.....

oh nevermind.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #958 on:** July 28, 2011, 09:04:58 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on July 27, 2011, 18:10:21

Can someone tell Mike that I'm not 'talking' to him- going on that floating barge instead of campaigning outside deeble towers for the Pride back.

The reason I have to go on the so called barge is because you blocked the access to deeble towers and the passengers couldn't get access, that's why all Pride was lost.

clanky · « **Reply #959 on:** July 28, 2011, 13:54:30 »

So what you are saying then Mike is that Stuart is single handedly responsible for the demise of the Pride of Bilbao?

For shame sir, for shame!

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #960 on:** July 28, 2011, 14:11:47 »

Quote from: clanky on July 28, 2011, 13:54:30

So what you are saying then Mike is that Stuart is single handedly responsible for the demise of the Pride of Bilbao?

For shame sir, for shame!

He is right now becoming a nervous wreck I am sure...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #961 on:** July 28, 2011, 15:12:18 »

The ss helen deeble is an under powered wreck that is well out of its depth and too far from shore. It needs sending to alang ASAP.

THAT, gentlemen is why the PoB was lost.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #962 on:** July 28, 2011, 17:04:59 »

Quote from: clanky on July 28, 2011, 13:54:30

So what you are saying then Mike is that Stuart is single handedly responsible for the demise of the Pride of Bilbao?

For shame sir, for shame!

He spent too much time looking at the PoB and not enough time travelling on it - that's the REAL reason!!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #963 on:** July 29, 2011, 00:39:18 »

Quote from: CaptainMike1 on July 28, 2011, 17:04:59

He spent too much time looking at the PoB and not enough time travelling on it - that's the REAL reason!!

True! There is not a person alive who has spent enough time travelling on it.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #964 on:** July 29, 2011, 22:17:13 »

Have to agree with that...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #965 on:** July 31, 2011, 10:42:49 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on July 29, 2011, 22:17:13

Have to agree with that...

Says the man who has been on BF and who posts on the BF 'enthusiasts' all the time!

Huh, traitor... THe same man incidentally who hasn't finished the model of the worlds best ship!

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #966 on:** July 31, 2011, 12:08:36 »

:O

Ooh that hurts :p

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #967 on:** August 06, 2011, 22:54:04 »

11 "Guests" Are viewing Marmite...

dexter7 · « **Reply #968 on:** August 07, 2011, 00:12:17 »

WOW! You really like to view who's online!

Wave Music · « **Reply #969 on:** August 07, 2011, 21:06:40 »

Like the half if not less of 183 days of fine dedication.

jim.smith · « **Reply #970 on:** November 29, 2011, 11:45:45 »

Its back in the news again.20 Tons spread over the M1,perhaps its better than Tarmac.

dexter7 · « **Reply #971 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:31:17 »

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #972 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:55:13 »

Quote from: jim.smith on November 29, 2011, 11:45:45

Its back in the news again.20 Tons spread over the M1,perhaps its better than Tarmac.

Seems like it wasn't Marmite after all but waste brewers yeast, what the difference is I know not!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-15933599

jim.smith · « **Reply #973 on:** November 29, 2011, 18:10:23 »

Just a cover up,did'nt want to have to tarmac the whole of the MI.

BTW nice to here from you Mike.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #974 on:** November 29, 2011, 18:23:22 »

Quote from: jim.smith on November 29, 2011, 18:10:23

Just a cover up,did'nt want to have to tarmac the whole of the MI.
BTW nice to here from you Mike.

Drop in every now and then Jim!!

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