Righto, and Danish on this forum? Come hither and answer for your crime against Marmite!
You think "those" cartoons a couple of years back got you into trouble? Huh. You haven't seen anything yet! The forces of Marmite WILL take over the world and form the Nation of Marmite under Marmiteans.
(for the sake of the professionally offended numpties this is only in jest. The Danes brought us Carlsberg so they can't be ALL that bad... They just need help, not war!)
(though I might nick the Copenhagen Mermaid and ransom it back... for a few jars of Marmite)