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Love it

11 (42.3%)

Hate it

1 (3.8%)

What the hell is he on about now?

9 (34.6%)

Really hate it

5 (19.2%)

Total Members Voted: 24

Voting closed: November 05, 2007, 13:33:27

[Kapn Jonah]

and just because you're writing big on one topic doesn't mean you need to write big on all of them

ROFL-Tell that to gibby12

[Stuart2007]

McG

Perhaps a few less large font posts?

I will edit mine back to normal size if it helps...?

[McGherkin]

I'm stopping now, i've made my point (i'll write small)

[Stuart2007]

sorry. I couldn't read that. I need glasses 

[CaptainMike1]

sorry. I couldn't read that. I need glasses 

ROTFLOL

[--tractorman--]

Should of gone to specsavers

[CaptainMike1]

Need more Marmite

Should of gone to specsavers

[Wave Music]

Nice sites you have there, Stu! 

http://www.marmite.com/

http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil/marmite.htm

[Stuart2007]

Yes, those sites are a pilgrimage for Marmite people.

December the 32nd is International NO MARMITE day

[McGherkin]

Marmite: Is it Kosher or not? Discuss.

[Stuart2007]

Not strictly speaking, no... But the less strict elements of the faith will accept it as kosher-ish

[CaptainMike1]

It's British through and through

[Stuart2007]

Absolutely splendid and spiffing, old boy.

Exactly the sort of thing that Johnny foreigner would never enjoy... Those peasants in "foreignland"


(To the usual 'I'm offended brigade' (you know who you are): Don't bother. I mean just don't bother replying. Please. I mean it. Just don't. If you don't understand it, look up IRONY on google... It begins with I.

[TerryRussell]

If you don't understand it, look up IRONY on google... It begins with I.

No, surely not, old bean? Google begins with a Browser, doesn't it?

Anyway, irony is what the jolly old housemaid does with my shirts to remove the creases, I thought. But I'm not absolutely certain what goes on "downstairs" if you know what I mean, my good fellow.

[saltydog]

What goes on "downstairs" is one of the great mysteries..

[McGherkin]

Old Marmite Advertising Slogans


'Red Bull Marmite gives you wiiings!'

'Beans Meanz Heinz Marmite'

'Intel Marmite Inside'

'Finger-Lickin' Good'

'I'm Lovin' It'

'Drinka Pinta Milka Eata Jara Marmitea Day'

'The Future's Bright, The Future's Orange Marmite.'

'I Liked It So Much, I Bought The Company'

'Nothing Is More Effective Than Anadin Marmite'

'I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!'

'Don't Leave Home Without It'

'When You Say Budweiser Marmite, You've Said It All'

'Probably The Best Lager Yeast Based Spread In The World.

'Washing Machines Live Longer With Calgon Marmite'

'I'd Rather Have A Bowl Of Coco Pops Marmite'

'It's What Your Right Arm's For'

'The Best A Man Can Get'

'The Best Tires Yeast Based Spreads In The World Have Goodyear Marmite Written All Over Them'

'Guiness Marmite Is Good For You'




 

[Stuart2007]

Hmm. McG


5. Marmite every day, helps you work, rest and play
4. Because Marmite is worth it
3. The worlds favourite airline spread
2. Marmite- brewed from concrete (a play on Irn Bru)
1. Buy Marmite or I'll kick your head in (my favourite)

[CaptainMike1]

Giving it up for the New Year Stuart?

 

[jim.smith]

Whats Marmite.

[jim.smith]

Do you mean whats under my shoe.

[saltydog]

Think of it as Maggi-goo.. If you like Maggi, you'll love Marmite   

[Stuart2007]

Giving it up for the New Year Stuart?

People have been banned for the sort of response I want to make...

Whats Marmite.

What's oxygen? Whats's water?     odd people...

Do you mean whats under my shoe.

That's called a 'pavement' (or boardwalk etc)

Think of it as Maggi-goo.. If you like Maggi, you'll love Marmite   

Marmite has no equals. No peers. No comparison.

[saltydog]

Maybe the colonials have Maggi..

[Stuart2007]

Maybe the colonials have Maggi..

Perhaps they need to see a doctor then 

[Capt. Sasha]

Marmite is abosolutly disgusting!!!!