Topic: Marmite (Read 217139 times)

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #650 on:** November 10, 2009, 12:40:27 »

Check these out:

http://www.theculinaryguide.co.uk/news/2009/1109/091109/marmite-cereal-bars-taste-test/marmite-cereal-bars-taste-test.htm

Ideal to munch during the hours you spend trying to find some other players on MP!!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #651 on:** November 11, 2009, 17:23:49 »

I wonder what percentage of these forum topics have been blessed with the mention of Marmite?

Wave Music · « **Reply #652 on:** November 11, 2009, 17:26:30 »

A daft question, I reckon...

All those topics, that were created after the day you registered, are powered by Marmite.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #653 on:** November 11, 2009, 17:43:09 »

Not much survives without Marmite, at the end of the day!

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #654 on:** November 11, 2009, 17:44:06 »

Quote from: CaptainMike1 on November 11, 2009, 17:43:09

Not much survives without Marmite, at the end of the day!

Never touched the stuff myself...

*Waits for angry Barrage...

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #655 on:** November 11, 2009, 17:45:17 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 11, 2009, 17:44:06

Never touched the stuff myself...

*Waits for angry Barrage...

That explains a lot.......................

Wave Music · « **Reply #656 on:** November 11, 2009, 17:59:00 »

Quote from: CaptainMike1 on November 11, 2009, 17:43:09

Not much survives without Marmite, at the end of the day!

That's a true saying! Indeed I noticed that each topic dies if the Marmite won't be supplied in it.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #657 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:01:04 »

Not much Marmite in the Cookie Box...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #658 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:07:01 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 11, 2009, 18:01:04

Not much Marmite in the Cookie Box...

We need to smear our cookies in marmite...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #659 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:17:17 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 11, 2009, 18:01:04

Not much Marmite in the Cookie Box...

Give me a minute, then check back...

Quote from: Wave Music on November 11, 2009, 17:26:30

A daft question, I reckon...

All those topics, that were created after the day you registered, are powered by Marmite.

I was reading (again) Brief history of time, by prof Hawking. He said that prior to the big bang, there was nothing at all. Nothing. Plenty of nothing, but that was it. No God, no Dover - Calais in the same environment.Nothing...

It is sacrilige to say there was a time before Marmite existed. Marmite is the very stuff the universe is made of! The quantum theory of Marmite!

Wave Music · « **Reply #660 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:21:22 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on November 11, 2009, 18:17:17

I was reading (again) Brief history of time, by prof Hawking. He said that prior to the big bang, there was nothing at all. Nothing. Plenty of nothing, but that was it. No God, no Dover - Calais in the same environment.Nothing...

It is sacrilige to say there was a time before Marmite existed. Marmite is the very stuff the universe is made of! The quantum theory of Marmite!

Oh dear...

Someone, call a psychiatrist!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #661 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:23:37 »

Quote from: Wave Music on November 11, 2009, 18:21:22

Oh dear... Someone, call a psychiatrist!

WHAT do you want me to call him?

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #662 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:26:51 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on November 11, 2009, 18:17:17

Give me a minute, then check back...I was reading (again) Brief history of time, by prof Hawking. He said that prior to the big bang, there was nothing at all. Nothing. Plenty of nothing, but that was it. No God, no Dover - Calais in the same environment.Nothing...

It is sacrilige to say there was a time before Marmite existed. Marmite is the very stuff the universe is made of! The quantum theory of Marmite!

You have done well...

Your new theory of physics sounds interesting...

Forget Strings - Marmite is the way forward

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #663 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:33:49 »

I will personally pay for your copy of ShipSim Extrems with Dover - Calais in one environment if you will email this theory to professor Hawking AND get a reply.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #664 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:35:19 »

I don;t have his E-Mail address. Sorry...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #665 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:42:52 »

This is the email address he normally uses when he emails me for advice about life, Marmite and... everything.

S-W-Hawking@damp.cam.ac.uk

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #666 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:46:49 »

Stephen Hawking E-Mails you about life and marmite...

...

So what advice do you give him then...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #667 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:49:38 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on November 11, 2009, 18:46:49

Stephen Hawking E-Mails you about life and marmite...

...

So what advice do you give him then...

To eat-more-mar-mite.

The universe has been around since marmite oclock and will still be here (despite what Al Bore says) for Marmite of years... So just enjoy life, eat Marmite and read my book "A brief history of Marmite"

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #668 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:51:08 »

But how does marmite get though Schrodinghers Cat condudrum...

Is the marmite Cat dead, alive or in a state of disbelief...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #669 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:55:11 »

The cat just eats the Marmite and doesn't give a stuff about anything else.

except maybe

Dover - Calais in the same environment

TerryRussell · « **Reply #670 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:23:35 »

I just asked "the Cat" (called Suzie and probably lives in the extra-dimensional world of Selsey here with me and my many probable lives and many probable wives in a state of supra-existence. The downside is many probable mother-in-laws, of course).

Suzie said that because of her disbelief in Mr Schrodinger, his existence is only a possibility. Therefore he may have possibly conjectured the theorum, but more probably may not have done so.

Therefore she and her Marmite sandwiches definitely exist.

You, on the other paw, may not.

Remember, the certainty of the probability theorum is uncertain.

PS as one or two of you may know, I have a slight background in astrophysics. Stu, would you be prepared to pay for my copy if I get a response from Stephen?

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #671 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:49:35 »

A good thing that I read all this mid-morning, if I had read it early it would have spoilt the marmite breakfast.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #672 on:** November 12, 2009, 14:35:36 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 12, 2009, 10:23:35

I just asked "the Cat" (called Suzie and probably lives in the extra-dimensional world of Selsey here with me and my many probable lives and many probable wives in a state of supra-existence. The downside is many probable mother-in-laws, of course).

Suzie said that because of her disbelief in Mr Schrodinger, his existence is only a possibility. Therefore he may have possibly conjectured the theorum, but more probably may not have done so.

Therefore she and her Marmite sandwiches definitely exist.

You, on the other paw, may not.

Remember, the certainty of the probability theorum is uncertain.

PS as one or two of you may know, I have a slight background in astrophysics. Stu, would you be prepared to pay for my copy if I get a response from Stephen?

lol

Puts Schrodingher in Context...

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #673 on:** November 12, 2009, 16:56:08 »

Evening Marmite Maniacs

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #674 on:** November 12, 2009, 17:56:20 »

Quote from: IRI5HJ4CK on November 12, 2009, 16:56:08

Evening Marmite Maniacs

At last someone sane has arrived!! Hi Jack!!

Poll

Marmite. Love it or hate it?

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TerryRussell