Topic: Marmite (Read 217201 times)

TerryRussell · « **Reply #550 on:** June 29, 2009, 15:38:20 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on June 29, 2009, 14:53:43

Ok, how many Jahre Vikings with marmite in tanks I need here?

You should be aware that the Vikings will not fight with you.

A clue:

"Russell" is Viking for "red hair" or "red beard". I also suffer from a thickening of the tendons in my hands known as Vikings disease. So, beware the Vikings in your camp. They may be my men...

Quote from: RJK on June 29, 2009, 15:00:54

If you want to find out what the old saying "too much of a good thing" means try spreading on more than a thin schmear. A mistake I've made only once.

Heh heh. Real men spread it thickly.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #551 on:** June 29, 2009, 15:50:50 »

Monday is Marmite day!!! (And Thursday)

TerryRussell · « **Reply #552 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:10:34 »

Of course, in Marmite land, each week consists of only two days (to keep it simple). Monday and Thursday.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #553 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:12:34 »

The only problem is weeks are a bit like Leap Years, sometimes you have to slip in a slice on Sundays to even things up, Sunday generally being a marmelade day!

Capt. Le Velle · « **Reply #554 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:16:07 »

I hear by announcce that DIAMANT's Marmonths to take the place of the 12 month standard and be used as 24 months of Marmite

Capt. Le Velle · « **Reply #555 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:25:57 »

Im going to try to bring one back to life

TerryRussell · « **Reply #556 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:33:43 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on June 29, 2009, 16:23:37

Actually, marmonths are dead ~ 10,000 years ago in the last ice age.

They tasted lovely with Marmite. We ate them all. Sorry, there are none left for you mortals.

Hey Mike! Pass that last slice of Mammoth will you, please?

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #557 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:36:22 »

Quote from: Capt. Le Velle on June 29, 2009, 16:25:57

Im going to try to bring one back to life

Good luck

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #558 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:48:42 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on June 29, 2009, 16:33:43

They tasted lovely with Marmite. We ate them all. Sorry, there are none left for you mortals.

Hey Mike! Pass that last slice of Mammoth will you, please?

On it's way to W Sussex by marmitepost

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #559 on:** June 29, 2009, 16:52:40 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on June 29, 2009, 16:50:12

West Sussex?

Yes, the Marmite capital of England

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #560 on:** June 29, 2009, 17:01:35 »

Foyen was a separate person, as was John Carter, the others are one and the same guy

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #561 on:** June 29, 2009, 17:17:41 »

Well done Sherlock!

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #562 on:** June 29, 2009, 17:20:29 »

OK since all topics are wrecked with marmite lets bring SPAM into the picture whose with me?

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #563 on:** June 29, 2009, 17:33:03 »

Wait until Terry sees that, spamming can lead to a BAN

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #564 on:** June 29, 2009, 17:47:11 »

Good one mike

RJK · « **Reply #565 on:** June 29, 2009, 18:35:11 »

Hmmm! Marmite with Spam.

Russ

llamalord · « **Reply #566 on:** June 29, 2009, 18:45:03 »

I believe that right below this message there are some links marked "[1] ... [22] [23][24]" that contain 24 pages of spam...

TerryRussell · « **Reply #567 on:** June 29, 2009, 18:55:16 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on June 29, 2009, 16:55:29

I remember that West Sussex is the place where your friend Second Mate/Jet Carhorn/Foyen/John Carter/Battle Fleet Commander or whatever his names were on MP lives. You can visit him - not so far from Hampshire.

It is also where the Supreme Marmite Evil Lord of the Universe lives. (Selsey, right near the Bill). And me.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #568 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:12:56 »

Hang on. I'll ask Patrick Moore. He lives across the road. He likes Marmite, so he is trustworthy and intelligent.

And did you know that he has met:

The first man to fly in an aeroplane
The first man to fly a jet aircraft
The first man in space
The first man on the moon
Me

TerryRussell · « **Reply #569 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:15:56 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on June 29, 2009, 19:15:21

And the Supreme Marmite Evil Lord of the Universe?

Quote from: TerryRussell on June 29, 2009, 19:12:56

Me

capn_cal · « **Reply #570 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:17:54 »

what's Marmite?

RJK · « **Reply #571 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:19:19 »

Note:
Of the five celebrities who died this week three were NOT Marmite overdoses. Still waiting on autopsy results for MJ and Billy Mays.

Russ

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #572 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:19:44 »

Quote from: capn_cal on June 29, 2009, 19:17:54

what's Marmite?

(Wikipedia/Google rings a bell).

TerryRussell · « **Reply #573 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:23:46 »

Quote from: DIAMANT on June 29, 2009, 19:16:44

Ok, bring him on here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO_Ckg5ott8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxU04PZVX2g&feature=related
(You'll see Selsey in this one)

Capt. Matt · « **Reply #574 on:** June 29, 2009, 19:52:25 »

Quote from: capn_cal on June 29, 2009, 19:17:54

what's Marmite?

It is disgusting

Poll

Marmite. Love it or hate it?

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